Account Information
Name:
TwoEyes
Bio:
I woke up this morning. I opened 2 gifts. They were my eyes. Thank you God. Life is beautiful.
Pseudonym:
Weak-Dinner
Created:
2024-06-24 03:41:02
Last Activity:
1 week ago
Tier:
Silver
X:
@two_gifts_
profile-image-559978-31183245-1c87-49cb-b225-7f93936df2ba.png
Total Profit
$207,655
Blockchain trace (9)
| Address | Roles | Chains | Currencies | Total | Requests |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0xf3dcaeb909d3d17318c0908a1ec0ca31321e1672 seed TwoEyes |
recipient, seed, sender, user | Ethereum, Polygon, Chain 4663, Chain 9745, Arbitrum | ETH, sUSDai, USDC, WBTC | $3,852,659.03 | 28 |
| 0xb1a279adb096d316b1b168993e8ed976d3cd372a seed TwoEyes |
recipient, seed, sender, user | Polygon | USDC.e | $3,794,614.24 | 25 |
| 0x74a2db13d68a2460c2c27c58fb4d1908cf432fe3 📥 | sender, user | Polygon | USDC.e | $209,972.75 | 2 |
| 0x48d75e4cf8724fe2d0ebf8b37eb94d4bcfd15ac2 📤 yourMoveBuddy |
recipient | Arbitrum | USDC | $199,878.41 | 2 |
| 0xeba852dfb43207a9936818c34585c9e58d4cd91a 📥 | sender, user | Ethereum, Arbitrum | USDC | $158,207.39 | 7 |
| 0x1231deb6f5749ef6ce6943a275a1d3e7486f4eae 📥 | sender, user | Ethereum, Arbitrum | ETH, USDT, WBTC | $150,604.96 | 7 |
| 0xc25b2d1b7a7fb93328654842e18f6e299c222d1e 📤 | recipient | Arbitrum | USDC | $9,317.37 | 1 |
| 0x026f252016a7c47cdef1f05a3fc9e20c92a49c37 📥 | sender, user | Chain 9745 | USD₮0 | $8,369.30 | 2 |
| 0xf909c4ae16622898b885b89d7f839e0244851c66 📥 | sender, user | Chain 80094 | USDC | $507.69 | 1 |
Stats
Portfolio value
$119,670.16
Markets traded
624
Trades
624
Largest win
$161,398.60
Profile views
7,980
Join date
2024-06-24 03:41:02
All-time rank
1028
All-time PnL
$207,655.31
All-time volume
$16,760,490.55
All-time profit
$207,655.31
Lifetime volume
$16,760,490.55
PnL series latest
$207,472.45
PnL series start
$211,279.20
PnL series points
24
Weighted volume
$51,488.19
Geoblock allow
No
Geoblock block
No
Geoblock close-only
No
Biggest wins & losses
Biggest wins
| Market | Outcome | Size | PnL |
|---|---|---|---|
| Will MicroStrategy announce holding 650k+ BTC by November 30? | No | 304503.7511 | $161,398.60 |
| Russia x Ukraine ceasefire by June 30, 2026? | Yes | 129516.19 | $116,024.49 |
| Fed decreases interest rates by 50+ bps after September 2024 meeting? | Yes | 123817.9688 | $53,022.32 |
Biggest losses
| Market | Outcome | Size | PnL |
|---|---|---|---|
| Will Kamala Harris win the 2024 US Presidential Election? | Yes | 663833.3353 | $-94,284.96 |
| Trump ends Ukraine war in first 90 days? | Yes | 178673.7 | $-70,890.04 |
| Will Biden finish his term? | No | 216349.3857 | $-36,730.60 |
Open positions (5+)
| Market | Outcome | Size | Avg | Now | Value | PnL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Will there be no change in Fed interest rates after the September 2026 meeting? | Yes | 46159.38 | $0.68 | $0.68 | $31,157.58 | $-230.75 |
| Will the Fed increase interest rates by 25 bps after the September 2026 meeting? | No | 39065.04 | $0.72 | $0.69 | $27,150.20 | $-976.59 |
| Will the U.S. invade Iran before 2027? | Yes | 127746.2831 | $0.24 | $0.17 | $21,078.14 | $-9,323.69 |
| Will Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez win the 2028 US Presidential Election? | Yes | 116903.8427 | $0.09 | $0.13 | $14,788.34 | $4,747.11 |
| Microstrategy delisted from MSCI index by December 31? | Yes | 16841.6783 | $0.79 | $0.81 | $13,557.55 | $224.94 |
Closed positions (5+)
| Market | Outcome | Size | PnL |
|---|---|---|---|
| Will MicroStrategy announce holding 650k+ BTC by November 30? | No | 304503.7511 | $161,398.60 |
| Russia x Ukraine ceasefire by June 30, 2026? | Yes | 129516.19 | $116,024.49 |
| Fed decreases interest rates by 50+ bps after September 2024 meeting? | Yes | 123817.9688 | $53,022.32 |
| Will the government shutdown end November 12? | No | 63518.388 | $50,529.66 |
| Fed decreases interest rates by 25 bps after November 2024 meeting? | Yes | 210244.8739 | $46,061.03 |
Recent activity (5+)
| When | Type | Side | Market | Outcome | Price | Size | USDC |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 week ago | TRADE | BUY | Will there be no change in Fed interest rates after the September 2026 meeting? | Yes | $0.68 | 46159.38 | $31,890.59 |
| 1 week ago | YIELD | $0.00 | 1.5551 | $1.56 | |||
| 1 week ago | TAKER_REBATE | $0.00 | 46.3247 | $46.32 | |||
| 1 week ago | REWARD | $0.00 | 9.9163 | $9.92 | |||
| 1 week ago | TRADE | BUY | Will the Fed increase interest rates by 25 bps after the September 2026 meeting? | No | $0.72 | 39065.04 | $28,520.60 |
Recent trades (624)
| When | Side | Market | Outcome | Price | Size |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 week ago | BUY | Will there be no change in Fed interest rates after the September 2026 meeting? | Yes | $0.68 | 46159.38 |
| 1 week ago | BUY | Will the Fed increase interest rates by 25 bps after the September 2026 meeting? | No | $0.72 | 39065.04 |
| 1 week ago | BUY | Clarity Act (H.R.3633) signed into law in 2026? | Yes | $0.25 | 15109.77 |
| 1 week ago | BUY | Clarity Act (H.R.3633) signed into law in 2026? | Yes | $0.24 | 9863.09 |
| 1 week ago | SELL | Will the Fed increase interest rates by 25 bps after the September 2026 meeting? | Yes | $0.28 | 5048.93 |
Comments
2024-06-27 21:58:30
yall have no idea what's bout to go down
2024-06-28 03:52:35
its not about the money..... its about sending a message
2024-07-02 22:06:27
This place is insane. There are orders around 1 million share to buy Biden. When most people are talking about Biden dropping out. Biden could announce at any time and those sad saps will buy up shares from people dumping their shares. Really makes you doubt the quality of betters here. Cancel your buy orders, come back and check from time to time, when you are confident Biden isn't being replaced, then buy.
2024-08-13 00:05:18
gl out there fellas
2024-08-19 18:11:03
I remain unburden by what has been
2024-08-19 22:32:02
me vs anon 1565 may the best man win
2024-09-09 19:58:11
what a silly comment section, gl you goblins lmao
2024-09-24 20:00:42
do you believe in god Mr. Le Chiffre?
2024-09-26 14:56:17
while you were partying i studied the blade
2024-09-26 14:56:45
while you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity I cultivated Inner strength
2024-09-26 14:57:04
and now that the barbarians are at the gate...?
2024-09-27 14:34:09
A man goes to a doctor—that’s how the story always begins. “Doctor, I’m depressed,” the man says; life is harsh, unforgiving, cruel. The doctor lights up. The treatment, after all, is simple. “The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight,” the doctor says, “Go and see him! That should sort you out.” The man bursts into tears. “But doctor,” he says, “I am Pagliacci.”
2024-09-30 13:48:56
you think i'm funny? funny how? funny like a clown, I amuse you?
2024-10-06 20:13:35
I believe in domer
2024-10-06 21:32:21
does he know something? or is he just retarded?
2024-10-07 00:09:51
while you were having pre marital sex I was mastering the blockchain
2024-10-07 00:12:25
I believe in domer
2024-10-07 00:13:07
I believe in domer
2024-10-21 23:10:57
do you believe in love after love?
2024-10-21 23:11:16
do you believe in love after love
2024-10-22 13:08:13
just the two of us, we can make it if we try just the two of us... you and I
2024-10-22 13:54:14
Buddy Holly, Ben Hur, space monkey, mafia Hula hoops, Castro, Edsel is a no-go
2024-10-22 15:37:17
a horse walks into a bar, bartender asks, "why the long face?"
2024-10-22 17:16:07
believe in something
2024-10-28 18:02:58
I mean it either happens or it doesn't. 50/50 innit
2024-10-28 20:25:02
horse walks into a bar. bartender asks, "why the long face?"
2024-10-28 20:25:55
WHAT'S IN THE BOX!
2024-10-28 20:27:00
I hear spain is absolutely lovely this time of year
2024-11-01 14:06:21
living the vida loca!
2024-11-01 15:01:52
never forget, can't go broke taking profit and always sell half on a double
2024-11-01 15:04:17
you can't lose what you don't put in the middle, but you can't win much either...
2024-11-01 15:08:28
Government's view of th economy can be summed up in a few short phrases; if it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving subsidize it.
2024-11-01 16:50:55
I mean it either happens or it doesn't. issa 50/50
2024-11-01 16:53:44
I mean it either happens or it doesn't.... 50/50 innit
2024-11-06 09:37:13
where is the fed?
2024-11-07 16:08:23
my mistake, "do you believe in *life* after love?"
2024-11-07 19:16:49
how could the government let this happen? Where is the fed???
2024-11-10 22:58:40
Blessed be the LORD my strength which teacheth my hands to war, and my fingers to fight: My goodness, and my fortress; my high tower, and my deliverer; my shield, and he in whom I trust; who subdueth my people under me. Psalms 144:1
2024-11-12 20:54:04
Proclaim ye this among the Gentiles; Prepare war, wake up the mighty men, let all the men of war draw near; let them come up. Joel 3:9
2024-11-16 01:56:15
as they say, "if you're not at the table, you're on the table"
2024-11-23 18:10:26
Great Scotts! what is the meaning of all this ruckus?
2024-11-25 16:33:01
horse walks into a bar, bartender asks, "why the long face?"
2024-11-28 16:19:28
my friend works as a midwife helping bring life into this world, i use financial derivatives to take money from other people, a very interesting world we've carved out here
2024-12-19 20:56:09
"mommy, why is our family so rich?" "well little timmy...
2025-01-21 16:39:54
this market is a transfer of wealth between people that can't read to those that can. do not fall into the retail trap you are probably just retarded
2025-02-09 22:00:49
believe in something
2025-03-18 12:25:56
praying for all my brothers in ukraine today
2025-09-16 21:40:50
you don't think travis is absolutely FIRING yolo pies while the chiefs are playing like shit???
2025-11-13 02:46:57
what if they just don't post it today?
2025-11-13 02:47:09
makes you think...
2025-11-13 03:34:01
wait today is wednesday?
2025-11-13 03:37:26
@halfapound is 500k 2x kelly?
2025-11-13 03:54:42
BROSKI ARE YOU SWEATING???
2025-11-13 03:57:38
STOP THE COUNT
2025-11-13 04:00:56
MORE LIKE QUARTER POUND
2025-11-13 04:01:45
THE TURKEY OF THE CENTURY
2025-11-13 04:23:32
quarter pound outta money, down to his last 26 bands
2025-11-13 04:24:37
LEARN TO READ
2025-11-13 04:27:20
DDOS THE SITE
2025-11-13 04:28:04
im buying a quarter pounder with the winnings in honor of @halfapound
2025-11-13 04:29:27
Theres a guy at the bar im at that says he's the intern for the OPM site, buddy is 8 beers deep saying he bouta drive home and get that shit in before midnight
2025-11-13 04:38:13
I NOW BELIEVE IN A FULL POUNDER
2025-11-13 04:51:23
things have shrunk to and 1/8th of a pound i have to say
2025-11-13 04:53:37
ITS OUT THE SITE CHANGED
2025-11-13 04:55:07
double or nothing flip it
2025-11-13 04:58:13
imagine?
2025-11-16 22:07:52
buddy you honestly think, the EUROPEANS are going to pony up the smeckales to be able to push that shit over the line???
2025-11-16 22:45:37
how much more money you got? wanna play for it all?
2025-11-16 22:52:13
if you want i'll trade with you at 72c for whatever size you want. put it in the book and i'll fill it
2025-11-16 23:23:01
how much you want?
2025-11-16 23:38:41
ser get a grip, if this is borrowed you should withdraw your bid, i am of the opinion that you will lose all of your money, please practice good risk management. if the bid is still there in an hour i will take it but observe that "big week" may not be a good reason to fire more than you should....
2025-11-17 00:11:02
gl ser
2025-11-17 00:11:24
it was me
2025-11-17 00:12:24
read the 8-k's ya goinks observe the preferreds
2025-11-17 00:27:07
(641692 + 7250 + 0) does not equal 650k
2025-11-17 00:34:08
weekly vwap * $705m
2025-11-17 00:40:48
how about 75c
2025-11-17 00:49:24
higher ev while less certain, more info = worse price
2025-11-17 00:58:47
gto vs exploitive i suppose, you might be right but i can get more size now and give up some sharpe for it. don't have to compete to news trade it either this way. reading others comments makes me think that you are probably right tho lol
2025-11-17 02:24:26
i may be able to jerk you off but i cannot pull the ejaculate from your balls, do some work yourself clown
2025-11-17 02:32:02
you scared of the dark?
2025-11-17 11:54:09
beg harder bichboy
2025-11-17 13:09:48
the only thing to fear is fear itself
2025-11-21 00:09:30
how tf is he going to raise money? name an asset? even one??? more like bond Jovi(er)
2025-11-22 21:44:19
the peanut gallery has a hot take, bet on it buddy boy
2025-11-22 21:45:16
and where are they going to get this money from?
2025-11-22 21:45:37
you ever sit back and wonder if it was all worth it?
2025-11-22 21:47:07
buddy nobody is an insider, there are only like 10 people on the planet that know and they all get paid way more in stock options than you can make here. stfu
2025-11-22 21:48:09
"they'll say we got lucky" twat
2025-11-22 22:23:41
love a good whale bait market
2025-11-22 22:36:44
insider? i hardly know her?!
2025-11-22 23:09:36
think this is around fair value, you're a clown
2025-11-22 23:24:03
im not sure, that's kinda the whole point of this website
2025-11-23 05:46:23
im not convinced there was a single insider trading this market but ty ser
2025-12-05 23:04:54
Gnoma you seem like a nice guy, don't bet yes on this market, you're going to lose all your money or i'm going to come and take the last of it
2025-12-07 16:40:16
what are you afraid of?
2025-12-07 16:47:36
probably, lemme see how much i can get up here
2025-12-07 16:54:35
buy more bichboy
2025-12-07 16:56:31
where has all of the demand gone?
2025-12-07 17:04:43
at moments like these i feel rocked, wondering what good deeds i have done to deserve such excellent and such completely donut counterparties, we go through life so often wondering if we will have the oppurtunity to succeed. and here i am will a gazillion "crayon eaters" jumping at the chance to donate to me. life truly is beautiful
2025-12-07 17:06:23
funny thing is all of the money that i am using rn is Gnoma's
2025-12-07 17:25:03
your pnl is a rounding error, makes you think
2025-12-07 17:26:37
every yes holder will get a fill at the price they deserve
2025-12-07 17:28:03
oh shit i might have fucked up my math fukkkkkkk
2025-12-07 17:30:56
fear not, just doubled checked it. yes holders are even more fucked than i initally thought
2025-12-07 17:57:29
mfers would rather do TA on the 40 pixels of a dot than use their bolognese noodle ass brains
2025-12-07 18:00:06
its all just made up
2025-12-07 18:03:37
why is the price going down? was there news?
2025-12-07 18:05:12
imagine if your parents hadn't dropped you as a child
2025-12-07 18:06:18
when you take a dump are you ever afraid poop won't come out?
2025-12-07 18:07:57
happens or it doesn't
2025-12-07 18:09:16
saylor tweeted an orange dot and everyone starts dreaming
2025-12-07 18:10:53
bro just bet more, what are you afraid of he told you he's going to buy
2025-12-07 18:11:14
lesson in there
2025-12-07 18:13:41
i have no idea tbh, the donuts have an extra large hole in the middle today
2025-12-07 18:48:36
wait isn't this a bond?
2025-12-07 20:47:18
-10%
2025-12-07 20:58:43
good luck to everyone except yes holders
2025-12-07 20:59:33
eurospar would you kindly beg a little more?
2025-12-07 21:26:33
did you boys know that the greenland shark lives for up to 500 years? kinda crazy tbh
2025-12-07 22:47:25
i will these markets efficient as best I can, so help me god
2025-12-07 22:54:38
kek
2025-12-07 23:19:30
eurospar i am in your head buddy, behind every door, around every corner, hiding behind your eyelids for when you go to sleep in your dreams i will be there
2025-12-07 23:28:04
i got you no worries
2025-12-07 23:32:36
dude you have no idea how long it took to bet 500 markets and $10m over a full year and a half betting sports, geopolitics, crypto and elections to throw everyone off the scent to hit this one massive lick so that no one thinks im an employee of strategy. can't believe after all that I still got caught red handed fack
2025-12-07 23:42:56
i've been tryna tell people about the compounding of passive income but no one gets it
2025-12-08 01:02:07
i got you for sure dawg, just as soon as i think its a good deal for me to fire at 35c i'll fill your 3k shares
2025-12-08 01:17:23
you actually don't know?
2025-12-08 01:51:40
gl ser
2025-12-08 01:51:50
no worries my man
2025-12-08 02:39:55
for sure my man
2025-12-08 13:13:10
I have to go return some video tapes
2025-12-30 00:12:42
the only thing to fear is fear itself
2026-01-01 23:03:53
shaking in my boots tbh
2026-01-02 00:22:18
its a lock
2026-05-09 12:14:39
if you got smoked on this market i feel for you. but instead of hating poly direct interest towards the SR-71, a fine motor vehicle that was truely the cutting edge for its time
2026-05-19 20:39:30
half coin half stock