Account Information

Name: mewmew1
Bio: Je suis le macaque. Never wrong. Just early.
Pseudonym: Unique-Primary
Created: 2023-03-17 13:12:34
Last Activity: 1 week ago
Tier: Silver
X: @topretardedtuna
Profile profile-image-115876-9b1cc1f4-2d42-4ee2-a7d6-5875ad627950.png
Total Profit $3,260

Stats

Portfolio value $68,706.96
Markets traded 1,148
Trades 1,148
Largest win $5,129.91
Profile views 1,520
Join date 2023-03-17 13:12:34
All-time rank 35996
All-time PnL $3,260.22
All-time volume $2,706,409.36
All-time profit $3,260.22
Lifetime volume $2,706,409.36
PnL series latest $3,126.61
PnL series start $3,142.45
PnL series points 24
Weighted volume $31,201.10
Geoblock allow No
Geoblock block No
Geoblock close-only No

Biggest wins & losses

Biggest wins

Market Outcome Size PnL
Eigenlayer market cap (FDV) <$10b one day after launch? Yes 30620.9066 $5,129.91
FTX doesn't start payouts in 2024? Yes 9020.76 $2,769.16
Will England win the 2024 Euros? No 9110.64 $2,715.70

Biggest losses

Market Outcome Size PnL
Will Pump.fun perform an airdrop by July 31? Yes 16439.36 $-10,539.21
Ethereum ETF approved by May 31? No 22003.15 $-7,672.28
Will annual inflation be 3.1% or less in July? No 5617 $-5,496.74

Open positions (5+)

Market Outcome Size Avg Now Value PnL
Will OpenAI IPO by September 30 2026? No 7256.2633 $0.87 $0.98 $7,089.37 $766.40
OpenAI IPO before 2027? No 6589.76 $0.51 $0.80 $5,238.86 $1,909.69
Will OpenAI IPO by August 31 2026? No 4856.82 $0.97 $1.00 $4,854.39 $162.16
Will Hyperliquid perform an airdrop by December 31, 2026? No 5382.0217 $0.72 $0.88 $4,709.27 $852.14
Will Pump.fun perform an airdrop by December 31, 2026 No 5212.16 $0.85 $0.88 $4,586.70 $170.30

Closed positions (5+)

Market Outcome Size PnL
Eigenlayer market cap (FDV) <$10b one day after launch? Yes 30620.9066 $5,129.91
FTX doesn't start payouts in 2024? Yes 9020.76 $2,769.16
Will England win the 2024 Euros? No 9110.64 $2,715.70
Will Berachain launch a token in January? No 14504.4788 $2,539.05
Zircuit airdrop in 2024? Yes 23251.4 $2,415.84

Recent activity (5+)

When Type Side Market Outcome Price Size USDC
1 week ago TRADE BUY Will Carlos Alcaraz Play in the U.S. Open? Yes $0.65 30 $19.50
1 week ago TRADE BUY Will valve announce no hero as the new hero at The International 2026? Yes $0.41 125.99 $52.74
1 week ago TRADE BUY Russia Elections: United Russia Wins Every Region? No $0.41 1000 $419.61
1 week ago TRADE BUY Will GPT-6 be released by August 21, 2026? No $0.99 280.98 $278.28
1 week ago TRADE BUY Will the total domestic gross for Spider-Man: Brand New Day be at least 900m by August 31? Yes $0.50 333.09 $170.55

Recent trades (1148)

Comments

2023-11-09 18:28:08 zdarova dolbaebi
2023-11-09 18:28:22 А ТЕПЕРЬ СЛУШАЙ СЮДА СУЧАРА ЕСЛИ ТЫ КОГДА-ТО РЕШИЛ ИДТИ ПО ПУТИ БЕ РА ЧЕЙНА - У ТЕБЯ ЕСТЬ ТОЛЬКО ДВЕ ДОРОГИ. ПЕРВАЯ ЭТО ДОРОГА ВПЕРЕД ЗА БЕРОЙ, ВТОРАЯ - ЭТО ДОРОГАЯ НАХУЙ. КАКУЯ ВЫБИРАТЬ - РЕШАТЬ ТЕБЕ. ЕСЛИ ТЫ СЧИТАЕШЬ, ЧТО БЕ РА ЧЕЙН ЧТО-ТО ДЕЛАЕТ НЕ ТАК, ТЫ ВСЕГДА МОЖЕШЬ КУПИТЬ СУМКУ APTOS ПОКУРИТЬ СВОЙ IQOS И СЬЕБАТЬСЯ ИЗ ЧАТА!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! И ЛИШЬ ДЕЙСТВИТЕЛЬНО СИЛЬНЫЙ ДУХОЙ ЧЕЛОВЕК ПРОЙДЕТ СКВОЗЬ ВСЕ НЕВЗГОДЫ И ПОЛУЧИТ МАКСИМУМ ПРОФИТА ОТ БЕ РА ЧЕЙНА
2023-11-10 19:39:20 ПЧЕЛЫ МРАЗИ БЕРА ГЕМ
2023-11-18 15:53:01 воркаем братик
2024-04-29 21:07:15 but if it will be trasnferrable by 30 june?
2024-05-22 18:10:16 thanmks
2024-05-25 18:46:15 yep
2024-06-01 23:01:33 LFFFGGGG
2024-06-02 18:50:19 LFFFGGGG
2024-06-02 18:50:43 BE RA CHAIN
2024-06-05 15:43:40 wen taiko claim?
2024-06-06 14:27:57 wtf indiser on zk? whyr u so confident?
2024-06-07 22:49:50 sure
2024-06-09 20:54:05 lag as always. claim will be in 2-3hrs
2024-06-23 22:53:14 100% rekt
2024-07-14 23:05:22 VAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS
2024-07-24 13:43:06 zero
2024-07-24 13:43:22 why no bet?
2024-07-26 16:56:55 HFSP
2024-07-27 19:52:42 LFG
2024-07-27 20:01:18 proof?
2024-07-27 21:09:37 confirmed
2024-08-12 14:15:04 LFG
2024-08-13 16:40:02 идут умирать
2024-08-14 15:36:45 stop trashtalking, bet
2024-08-14 18:57:38 bet more
2024-08-14 20:06:33 clown
2024-08-14 20:08:03 bet more
2024-08-15 19:53:12 report that ukr clown
2024-08-18 15:23:05 BET MORE
2024-08-20 20:57:35 u should get a loan and bet more
2024-08-28 19:49:13 just cum
2024-08-28 20:05:15 похуй
2024-08-31 14:18:37 lol, half od dubai richies are familiar with her talents. you know/
2024-08-31 16:28:04 i love suckin c0cks
2024-08-31 22:12:17 3 russians vs 1 ginger fag
2024-09-01 01:32:12 bet more
2024-09-01 01:32:42 are u retarded? bet more!
2024-09-01 21:01:23 Z
2024-09-01 21:09:47 3b
2024-09-03 11:44:18 bet more
2024-09-05 00:36:06 why it should be?
2024-09-05 15:59:33 drop will be locked
2024-09-05 19:09:34 but team is total douchebags
2024-09-05 19:44:23 yep i replyed him , alreadt deleted
2024-09-12 20:57:20 he is tryin to scem his daddy 2nd time
2024-09-12 21:37:38 cmon guys, push the price!!!
2024-09-17 13:10:12 if all tokens will be locked
2024-09-17 21:24:01 and they will unlock 5% to chill the fud
2024-09-17 21:32:28 ima already rekt
2024-09-18 13:56:13 Aleo validators will get tokens at tge, soo...
2024-09-18 13:57:02 thats not a sale,
2024-09-24 20:08:23 whats up doomer
2024-09-28 18:33:44 LFG
2024-09-28 19:48:34 metamask is bullshit project
2024-09-29 18:58:29 LFG
2024-10-01 11:14:38 The total supply of EIGEN at launch is 1,673,646,668.28466 tokens.
2024-10-01 11:15:57 你二大爷的
2024-10-01 20:20:39 1,673,646,668.28466 * 0(future) =0 B sir
2024-10-03 02:03:44 anyway sec gonna sue poly for shit like that
2024-10-03 02:23:52 pure cancer of poly
2024-10-17 12:32:42 are so gay
2024-10-19 21:24:24 SIN
2024-10-20 21:21:31 Ai spune asta oricărui refugiat ucrainean fără pantaloni.
2024-10-20 21:22:06 À La Poubelle
2024-10-23 08:53:00 sell more
2024-10-24 09:57:27 lol
2024-10-24 14:28:19 buy more
2024-10-24 14:29:22 buy more
2024-10-24 22:20:14 lfg
2024-10-25 12:32:33 bet more
2024-10-25 12:49:21 confirmed since april lol
2024-10-25 12:50:00 cause zora is useless shit
2024-10-25 12:51:04 bet more
2024-10-25 12:53:06 bet more
2024-10-26 14:20:23 @coby
2024-10-28 11:01:41 lfg
2024-10-29 10:49:54 could you bet more?
2024-10-31 13:24:30 🤡
2024-10-31 13:28:05 👺
2024-10-31 13:29:13 👺
2024-10-31 14:48:03 rekt
2024-11-01 14:46:49 @RealDeal rip bozo lol
2024-11-01 15:24:44 he bought?
2024-11-01 15:35:56 @Lucrat1ve RIP BOZO
2024-11-01 15:45:01 rly?
2024-11-01 18:30:39 gargantua loss for the @TheGuru as predicted
2024-11-01 20:43:36 @basedd ask me next time if want lower rates
2024-11-05 14:25:16 apsalar too
2024-11-06 01:21:10 cause trump is winning hard
2024-11-17 19:11:46 best, carrrrooootas
2024-11-17 19:23:55 1h 15m
2024-11-18 06:49:56 so why u sold genius
2024-11-22 13:32:58 thx coby
2024-11-22 13:33:07 bybit
2024-11-22 13:33:29 and basedd
2024-11-28 20:40:01 transferable on a blockchain- this
2024-11-28 21:28:24 u should make research bro
2024-11-28 21:28:38 i guess not
2024-11-28 21:55:36 keep staying poor
2025-01-06 20:43:24 shill and sell , u a clown
2025-01-06 20:44:05 @Car is confirmed a gay
2025-01-21 08:51:43 buy more
2025-07-05 09:53:52 ngmi
2025-07-09 12:52:52 ooh no
2025-07-12 07:11:16 i can make a lot of pics like that
2025-07-12 11:12:24 ban that clowns
2025-07-13 12:23:08 yes
2025-07-20 13:17:10 pumfun made an airdrop for creators, didnt it?
2025-08-15 16:10:34 11:59 PM ET
2025-09-26 09:45:34 u must be retarded for betting below 1kkk lol
2025-10-17 23:18:47 check your face after tge, retardio
2025-10-18 14:27:54 buy more no on 500m
2025-10-23 20:18:14 Bro you've got 2 shares 162 shares
2025-10-29 21:57:53 gg
2025-11-03 09:38:18 sure..
2025-11-22 10:36:25 have fun stayin poor
2025-11-27 10:32:54 add 300,400,500 pls
2025-12-01 09:40:43 pidaras
2025-12-03 09:36:17 it was planned in dec since the beginning but thats only plans
2025-12-11 23:40:35 ngmi
2026-01-02 00:16:38 airdrop is confirmed
2026-01-03 19:51:19 zero
2026-01-04 05:45:52 rekt is confirmed
2026-01-04 19:54:28 price drop is confirmed
2026-01-19 07:41:04 hello
2026-01-19 07:41:20 airdrop is confirmed
2026-01-19 07:42:02 0xe31a04750afbcd1d0eccd4c4c03b1cbb23f00fc2
2026-01-20 08:49:22 airdrop is confirmed
2026-01-20 09:43:09 150m fdv
2026-01-21 10:18:40 airdrop is confirmed
2026-01-21 17:37:17 add lower 600
2026-01-22 05:36:34 calculate the supply
2026-01-24 09:41:24 0,048
2026-01-24 13:37:53 do not trust you
2026-01-24 16:28:33 sure
2026-01-24 20:36:54 hack-vc chto s ebalom?
2026-01-27 19:16:38 airdrop is confirmed
2026-02-03 14:20:16 add lower fdv 500 -
2026-02-21 19:06:14 u believe in ufo as such in scammer cronje
2026-02-21 20:57:47 im with you bro, just hedging my risk, uponly
2026-02-27 22:58:17 хуичачос, докупаем.
2026-02-27 23:06:29 wtf
2026-03-05 16:18:21 f to chopsticks12 lol
2026-03-10 13:56:42 gl
2026-03-12 18:09:06 @maxdawg ебать ты смартик
2026-03-19 08:33:07 Эля, ебашь
2026-03-20 21:11:47 thx retarded bots like @ACara
2026-03-25 12:51:39 sure
2026-03-25 12:59:14 thats retarded
2026-03-29 15:42:02 None
2026-03-29 19:42:31 None
2026-04-01 20:59:54 irony
2026-04-01 21:02:40 it's my bday and i'm on polymarket lmaoo 🥺 anyone?
2026-04-07 09:35:55 16 gonna be scammed
2026-04-07 09:36:11 None
2026-04-10 21:03:24 god bless @aml
2026-04-12 06:58:36 delulu
2026-04-12 11:13:22 🍌
2026-04-13 19:50:49 None
2026-04-16 15:16:46 nice wall on april 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️
2026-04-17 12:12:57 massive outsider activity on April 30 NO👻
2026-04-17 13:11:47 IRAN HAS JUST ANNOUNCED THAT THE STRAIT OF IRAN IS FULLY OPEN AND READY FOR FULL PASSAGE. THANK YOU!
2026-04-17 13:14:28 IRAN HAS JUST ANNOUNCED THAT THE STRAIT OF IRAN IS FULLY OPEN AND READY FOR FULL PASSAGE. THANK YOU! 🛳️🛳️🛳️🛳️🛳️🛳️🛳️🛳️🛳️🛳️🛳️🛳️🛳️🛳️🛳️🛳️🛳️🛳️🛳️🛳️🛳️🛳️🛳️🛳️🛳️🛳️🛳️🛳️🛳️🛳️🛳️🛳️🛳️🛳️🛳️🛳️🛳️🛳️🛳️🛳️
2026-04-19 10:49:17 I demand a signed statement from the MegaETH C-suite confirming that no internal staff, relatives, or associated pet-sitters have interacted with Polymarket in the last 72 hours. This is not just about the date; it is about the sanctity of the decentralized ethos. I am prepared to escalate this to the highest levels of X (formerly Twitter) threads if a transparent explanation is not provided by EOD.
2026-04-19 10:49:27 None
2026-04-23 15:05:09 None
2026-04-24 10:33:51 😹
2026-04-24 12:17:09 НАБИУЛЛИНА: ЦБ МОЖЕТ ВЗЯТЬ ПАУЗУ НА СЛЕДУЮЩЕМ ЗАСЕДАНИИ
2026-04-27 08:04:02 None
2026-04-27 08:09:16 None
2026-04-27 08:54:58 None
2026-04-27 16:43:40 delulus
2026-04-27 16:43:53 ☠️☠️☠️💩💩💩💀💀💀
2026-04-29 11:25:59 Gensyn rektact
2026-04-29 11:47:19 delulus
2026-04-29 11:47:29 None
2026-04-29 12:57:26 This market will resolve to "Yes" if MegaETH launches a token and performs an airdrop by June 30, 2026, 11:59 PM ET. Otherwise, this market will resolve to "No". For the purposes of this market "locked" tokens or non-swappable tokens will not suffice to resolve this market to "Yes". Airdrops of NFTs will not qualify.
2026-05-03 21:39:22 джеф динаху
2026-05-07 09:05:36 im retarded
2026-05-07 09:51:51 None
2026-05-09 09:56:23 what is sybil farmer?
2026-05-11 11:04:37 Some people here are hella dumb huh? Apparently there are still pockets of Poly where you can find a sizable knowledge gap. When I took on this bet months ago, it was pure speculation and a hedge against the price of BTC. Now Saylor is explicitly stating he will sell BTC while still being a "net buyer." He now frequently cites an example of "selling $100M worth of BTC while buying $1B." He has stated this very clearly in multiple interviews since the earning announcement. The prices here moved up, as they should, but now there's uncertainty showing, esp in this June 30 bet. Some of it is just paper hands, worried about locking in their wins. I know there were some deleted comments here from someone knowledgable about MSTR that may have spooked some people. Here's a tip: when the Chairman of a company with 10s of billions of assets tells the investment world what he's about to do, believe what he says.
2026-05-11 12:55:44 [link removed]
2026-05-11 20:10:31 🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞
2026-05-14 20:28:10 huesos
2026-05-14 23:33:41 cerebras resolution cmon
2026-05-14 23:35:56 For decades, idiots lose money on polymarket
2026-05-15 09:59:43 mew 😺😸
2026-05-15 20:51:27 ngmi
2026-05-15 22:14:10 that guy TheQuietRisk is cooked
2026-05-16 20:28:40 ngmi
2026-05-16 23:10:39 gl
2026-05-18 12:51:10 Strategy has acquired 24,869 BTC for ~$2.01 billion at ~$80,985 per bitcoin and has achieved BTC Yield of 12.6% YTD 2026. As of 5/17/2026, we hodl 843,738 $BTC acquired for ~$63.87 billion at ~$75,700 per bitcoin. $MSTR $STRC
2026-05-18 14:01:29 🔥🔥🔥🔥
2026-05-20 10:30:46 🤡🤡🤡🤡
2026-05-21 11:18:47 🇨🇴🇨🇴🇨🇴🇨🇴🇨🇴🇨🇴🇨🇴🇨🇴🇨🇴🇨🇴
2026-05-23 09:35:34 why no dec 26
2026-05-23 12:20:01 inevitable
2026-05-24 15:31:06 This week we bought bonds, not bitcoin. The ₿itVac is charging.
2026-05-31 13:02:14 brazilos invalidos
2026-05-31 13:31:35 BWEH!🎾🎾🎾
2026-05-31 15:09:15 big if true, gl
2026-06-01 12:08:09 suckers
2026-06-01 15:53:44 ✌️
2026-06-07 13:44:40 @Inaccuratestake top gamblah
2026-06-09 09:55:36 ngmi
2026-06-24 14:28:16 🤡
2026-06-26 13:02:53 emotional damage
2026-06-29 14:16:37 check ur face delulu
2026-06-29 14:17:23 🤡⛵️🪸🪸🪸🦞🦞🦞🪸🪸🪸
2026-07-04 14:19:52 🛫🛫🛫🛫🛫🛬🛬🛬🛬🛬🧨🔥
2026-07-05 11:55:46 ngmi
2026-07-06 11:52:33 🤡
2026-07-06 17:20:46 USA🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔
2026-07-07 19:00:16 so why it was 7jul almost 80 couple days ago
2026-07-10 18:40:04 bet more on increase delulus
2026-07-14 12:49:01 whales are fucked
2026-07-14 12:57:14 🤡🤡
2026-07-16 20:07:05 🐖🐖🐖🐖🐖🐖🐖🐖🐖
2026-07-16 20:11:42 😁
2026-07-18 07:37:20 😀
2026-07-18 17:41:17 🐖🐖🐖🐖🐖🐖🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽
2026-07-19 22:08:55 gg retar dio
2026-07-20 20:03:22 0.25 bps decrease is 50/50 actually
2026-07-21 14:03:01 🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀
2026-07-22 14:55:59 🤡🤡🤡🤡🐽🐷🐷🐷🐷
2026-07-22 18:52:04 хватит хуйню нести
2026-07-24 10:20:17 😤
2026-07-24 13:38:58 🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔
2026-07-24 18:24:09 🫐🍒🍓🔥🔥🚒🚒🚒
2026-07-24 22:54:42 залупа за твоей щекой уже засчитана 🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔
2026-07-25 07:44:13 😹😹😹😹🖕🖕🖕🤡🤡🤡
2026-07-27 20:11:20 BYD77 buyin sept hold, inside 1 month before? i dont believe, second of all he does not change acc
2026-07-28 11:36:23 🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧖‍♀️🧖‍♀️🧖‍♀️🧖‍♀️🧖‍♀️
2026-07-28 13:07:49 🤡
2026-07-28 14:22:18 😑
2026-07-29 14:11:10 🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽
2026-07-29 18:23:52 🫢
2026-07-29 18:34:22 cumbria 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨🍌🍌🍌
2026-08-03 12:21:07 Decentralized exchanges and lending protocol hacks will count.
2026-08-03 13:20:55 🤡
2026-08-04 10:35:16 ?
2026-08-04 21:14:36 where is drop guys?
2026-08-05 15:03:27 lfg 💰️💰️💰️
2026-08-05 22:59:24 😁
2026-08-06 18:54:27 ⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️😢😢😭😢😭😢😭😢😭
2026-08-07 12:41:27 December 31, 2026, 11:59 PM ET. Otherwise, this market will resolve to "No".
2026-08-07 14:15:05 source?
2026-08-07 20:07:47 plane id?
2026-08-07 21:28:46 thx
2026-08-08 00:38:10 find out, fuck around🥶
2026-08-10 10:41:10 🤡
2026-08-10 12:38:48 💀💀💀💀
2026-08-11 14:22:15 wsj reporter i guess
2026-08-11 14:25:59 wsj "insides"
2026-08-16 20:32:42 50%
2026-08-17 16:20:13 Dear Printr community, Today, we’re sharing that Printr will commence its wind-down process and all operations will cease by 31 August 2026.
2026-08-17 21:33:21 carlitos 🎾🎾🎾
2026-08-18 11:36:10 sinner rekt 💀💀💀
2026-08-18 13:42:45 чат иногентов
2026-08-18 13:43:37 gaben loh
2026-08-18 14:07:29 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘 ПОБЕДА ZA НАМИ
2026-08-18 14:26:43 lol
2026-08-20 12:06:57 i dont care about gta, just gamble 🍌🍌🍌
2026-08-20 18:21:48 🚀🎾
2026-08-21 00:17:42 my condolences to all buyers od sept lol 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌
2026-08-21 00:23:02 u are fckin scammer and all urs fuckin bimbo bombo scamming squad with aenews and etc should be banned for life and all of ur funds should be seized by poly the end dont cry in the casino selfish biach
2026-08-21 19:38:33 гопфан с альтов развлекается
2026-08-21 20:19:18 забавный баг, что удаленное сообщение в фиде появилось полным текстом
2026-08-22 23:02:58 done