Account Information
Name:
EverythingAlwaysHappens
Bio:
Trust the Rabbi ✡️ Top Goy ✡️
Pseudonym:
Spirited-Cloud
Created:
2025-07-26 05:44:37
Last Activity:
1 week ago
Tier:
Tier 0
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Total Profit
$1,515
Blockchain trace
| Address | Roles | Chains | Currencies | Total | Requests |
|---|
Stats
Portfolio value
$0.00
Markets traded
87
Trades
87
Largest win
$333.88
Profile views
685
Join date
2025-07-26 05:44:37
All-time rank
63264
All-time PnL
$1,515.47
All-time volume
$135,217.38
All-time profit
$1,515.47
Lifetime volume
$135,217.38
PnL series latest
$1,517.95
PnL series start
$1,505.59
PnL series points
24
Weighted volume
$4.01
Geoblock allow
No
Geoblock block
No
Geoblock close-only
No
Biggest wins & losses
Biggest wins
| Market | Outcome | Size | PnL |
|---|---|---|---|
| Will Irfaan Ali win the 2025 Guyana presidential election? | Yes | 4838.7096 | $333.88 |
| Will Liverpool win on 2025-09-14? | Yes | 1094.5945 | $284.60 |
| Will Elon tweet less than 250 times August 15–August 22? | Yes | 6839.9782 | $239.50 |
Biggest losses
| Market | Outcome | Size | PnL |
|---|---|---|---|
| Will Keiko Fujimori win the 2026 Peruvian presidential election? | No | 1291.8593 | $-732.41 |
| Will AS Roma win on 2025-09-14? | Yes | 165.4754 | $-96.69 |
| Will Abiy Ahmed be the next Prime Minister of Ethiopia? | Yes | 3222.4115 | $-93.30 |
Closed positions (5+)
| Market | Outcome | Size | PnL |
|---|---|---|---|
| Will Irfaan Ali win the 2025 Guyana presidential election? | Yes | 4838.7096 | $333.88 |
| Will Liverpool win on 2025-09-14? | Yes | 1094.5945 | $284.60 |
| Will Elon tweet less than 250 times August 15–August 22? | Yes | 6839.9782 | $239.50 |
| Boxing: Will Canelo vs. Crawford end in a Draw? | No | 3578.8958 | $143.16 |
| US x Iran permanent peace deal by May 22, 2026? | No | 2930 | $140.64 |
Recent activity (5+)
| When | Type | Side | Market | Outcome | Price | Size | USDC |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 week ago | REDEEM | Los Angeles Dodgers vs. Atlanta Braves | Los Angeles Dodgers | $0.00 | 112.359545 | $112.36 | |
| 1 week ago | TRADE | BUY | Los Angeles Dodgers vs. Atlanta Braves | Los Angeles Dodgers | $0.89 | 112.359545 | $100.55 |
| 1 week ago | REDEEM | Trump out as President by September 30? | No | $0.00 | 4018.088089 | $4,018.09 | |
| 2 weeks ago | TRADE | BUY | Trump out as President by September 30? | No | $1.00 | 3088.088089 | $3,085.12 |
| 2 weeks ago | TRADE | SELL | Will Abiy Ahmed be the next Prime Minister of Ethiopia? | Yes | $0.95 | 3222.41 | $3,076.70 |
Recent trades (87)
| When | Side | Market | Outcome | Price | Size |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 week ago | BUY | Los Angeles Dodgers vs. Atlanta Braves | Los Angeles Dodgers | $0.89 | 112.359545 |
| 2 weeks ago | BUY | Trump out as President by September 30? | No | $1.00 | 3088.088089 |
| 2 weeks ago | SELL | Will Abiy Ahmed be the next Prime Minister of Ethiopia? | Yes | $0.95 | 3222.41 |
| 1 month ago | BUY | US announces end of Iranian blockade by September 14, 2026? | No | $0.96 | 932.29165 |
| 2 months ago | SELL | Strait of Hormuz traffic returns to normal by July 15? | No | $1.00 | 747.12 |
Comments
2025-08-09 01:27:50
Posting on Truth Social, President Trump stated that he will meet with Russian President Vladimir Putin in Alaska on August 15 to discuss a new ceasefire agreement for Ukraine.
2025-08-09 01:35:19
fr
2025-08-11 05:43:36
Source: your prolapsed asshole
2025-08-13 00:04:08
let them keep coping brochacho
2025-08-13 00:06:38
so could Bibi, but the US does not recognise the ICC kangaroo court
2025-08-13 06:20:39
I need to get on the premium copium this guy is on
2025-08-14 10:33:02
Any chance for polymarket Australia? Our shitty government is blocking the site soon 🙄
2025-08-14 11:06:02
Update: They have now, but I still have temporary access to withdraw USDC thanks to DNS caching
2025-08-14 11:08:16
This is my final message... Goodbye...
2025-08-15 00:53:17
I wonder what the notard cope will be tomorrow...
2025-08-15 23:07:44
gg yestards
2025-08-20 06:23:19
this is like playing roulette atp
2025-08-20 06:30:24
OH LAWD SHE'S PUMPING 👀... less than 30mins left
2025-08-21 04:05:08
bearish
2025-08-21 04:50:28
I'm lagging too, polymarket is fucking up
2025-08-21 04:52:42
FIX THE FUCKING SITE
2025-08-21 11:14:53
maybe he'll spam about the spaceX launch
2025-08-22 02:51:11
elon asleep rn, but he will start tweeting in the morning 👀
2025-08-22 10:40:39
only 4 posts so far since he "woke up", 250-274 looking good
2025-08-22 11:03:35
bearish
2025-08-22 11:26:04
free money
2025-08-22 11:29:20
JUST FOUR MORE TWEETS
2025-08-22 11:32:06
YES I LOVE YOU ELON
2025-08-22 11:35:42
elon is always active during mornings, and we still have more than 4 hours left for just 3 tweets
2025-08-22 11:38:39
[link removed] says 239 already
2025-08-22 11:42:17
nvm one got deleted
2025-08-22 11:45:06
FUD bots spamming random numbers
2025-08-22 11:52:54
read the rules
2025-08-22 12:05:36
its cope
2025-08-22 12:09:24
just spam his replies with grok slop and its gg
2025-08-22 12:13:12
everyone trying to buy in cheap 💀 no one is selling the winning bracket for less than 50c lil bros 🥀
2025-08-22 12:24:42
BUY THE DIP 📉📉📉
2025-08-22 12:50:36
watch one more tweet flip the market on its head
2025-08-22 13:07:52
bullish
2025-08-22 13:10:55
this might be closer than I thought
2025-08-22 13:23:44
he's either still sleeping at 6am in Cali or getting ready to shitpost from 8am in Texas, timezone will make all the difference
2025-08-22 13:45:49
support level is still at 111k-112k and probably won't fall under 110k until later
2025-08-24 04:53:21
Invite your friends, we need more liquidity
2025-08-24 05:11:51
ez money farm for rational thinking no holders
2025-08-24 05:13:38
💀
2025-08-25 09:33:30
6am bullish
2025-08-25 09:59:31
the resolution will be a shitshow
2025-08-26 02:33:33
free lunch money, thanks guys 🤑
2025-08-26 05:33:38
polymarket already said yes unc, otherwise just dispute it with your own money if you care that much
2025-08-27 03:07:53
when are we getting our money?
2025-08-27 22:47:13
dogshit jeet-coded site won't even let me sell due to "network error"
2025-08-29 00:38:45
created another billion niggas award 🥇
2025-08-29 00:51:34
TRVST THE PLQN
2025-08-29 08:43:06
5AM BEARISH
2025-08-30 03:13:06
bullish
2025-08-31 11:47:47
nothing ever happens
2025-08-31 23:34:37
NAHH MR BEAST HAS AN INSIDER ALT
2025-08-31 23:56:11
SSA05000500AASS is the mr beast alt
2025-08-31 23:58:07
joined this month and only bet on this market 🤔
2025-09-01 06:39:28
so if the cops don't say the shooter was a tranny (evendoe its on the news), then the market will resolve to no? wtf is this shit
2025-09-01 07:14:17
every news source is saying the missle missed, its gg
2025-09-01 07:51:25
the video of the tanker being destroyed was from 2024: [link removed]
2025-09-01 07:51:32
LOOOL
2025-09-01 07:55:07
never trust indian news 💀
2025-09-01 08:15:10
negative PnLs spreading misinformation 💀, please stop and accept the losses lil bros 🥀
2025-09-01 08:31:13
spamming the same articles that clearly DO NOT say or even imply that the ship was hit 🥀🥀🥀
2025-09-01 08:35:39
own the loss lil bro 🥀🥀🥀
2025-09-01 09:21:30
this market is a prime example to never blindly copy whales like Car. Remember that he can afford to lose thousands of dollars but you can't
2025-09-01 11:27:49
too risky atm for the risk-averse chuds like myself
2025-09-02 08:21:59
results to be announced later this week perhaps
2025-09-03 07:14:47
Ghislaine after she testifies 👀
2025-09-03 07:19:05
as expected, most candiates are f ags and/or mossad assets
2025-09-05 05:15:35
why are there only 2 candidates?
2025-09-05 08:21:30
gg guys: [link removed]
2025-09-05 10:25:27
its over, PPP/C won 36/65 seats
2025-09-05 12:46:31
Holness won, who is disputing this?
2025-09-06 00:22:34
Why would timing matter logically? There is virtually nothing stopping Holness from being sworn in as prime minister (other than unexpected death/resignation) a few days from now. Saying the resolution is "too early" implies uncertainty, where there is a reasonably large enough chance of him NOT being sworn in (which is tiny).
2025-09-10 09:22:17
easy yes for the industry plant
2025-09-11 08:35:01
uma leeches want their $250
2025-09-12 13:33:31
new repost
2025-09-13 10:27:14
no draw this time 🤞
2025-09-13 10:51:24
pls no draws 🙏
2025-09-14 05:18:30
KNOCK HIS ASS OUT
2025-09-14 05:32:36
canelo washed
2025-09-14 05:40:39
Canelo is washed, never let a mexican do a white man's job 🤣🤣
2025-09-14 12:53:44
Salah won't let us down
2025-09-14 21:54:39
Fucking hot trannies is not queer you uneducated f ags
2025-09-14 21:55:14
mfs never been to Thailand, and it shows
2025-09-15 11:39:18
on EVERYONE'S souls 🙏
2025-09-15 11:42:26
wasn't one of the UMA admins/owners a racist?
2025-09-15 11:57:36
This is just like JFK all over again, the jews will claim the shooter acted alone
2025-09-15 12:01:09
this is a game for drumpf, only rubio is pushing for serious conflict which might get shot down by chinese/russian support
2025-09-15 12:17:57
We wuz da real jooz and shieeet
2025-09-15 12:22:03
wachu mean craka? 😠
2026-01-16 10:00:36
Nothing ever happens
2026-01-16 10:06:42
kek, the jewish ceo scammed the amerigoyim
2026-02-09 08:40:48
frei moni
2026-02-19 09:04:49
ban the bots
2026-02-19 09:07:27
ban the bots
2026-02-20 23:19:07
the JewK is run by pedofiles
2026-02-27 20:33:20
nothing ever happens
2026-02-28 02:46:56
free moni for us nothing ever happens chuds
2026-02-28 07:50:54
almost lost everything, luckily I put a limit order at the high 90s and cashed out before the crash lol
2026-02-28 07:51:39
nothing ever happens goy
2026-02-28 07:52:50
US was part of the airstrikes
2026-02-28 07:54:08
this is why you always cash out early
2026-02-28 07:56:29
check news again
2026-02-28 07:56:37
retards saying it happened on the 27th, check the resolution rules: IT HAPPENED AFTER MIDNIGHT EASTERN TIME
2026-02-28 08:07:35
get ready for the dispute, buy NO
2026-02-28 08:08:47
get ready for the disput, buy NO for cheap
2026-02-28 08:16:05
smart YES holder are selling right now for 99.9c instead of waiting for the dispute shitshow
2026-02-28 21:49:53
jews run the world lil goy
2026-02-28 21:52:15
"dispute this", stfu and put your own $750 on the line
2026-02-28 21:52:39
lol
2026-02-28 22:06:42
even if Khamenei is alive, there will be no news coming out of Iran due to the internet blackout, and Jews control the media, so gg
2026-02-28 22:06:59
do you have $750?
2026-02-28 22:08:09
maybe a refund, if the jewish polymarket ceo is feeling generous
2026-02-28 22:19:12
no one disputed the other dates on UMA
2026-02-28 22:23:21
other dates have not been disputed
2026-02-28 22:23:59
other dates have not been disputed = gg
2026-03-15 07:55:18
retards actually think he's dead
2026-03-15 08:39:09
UMA whales are voting yes gg's
2026-03-17 06:11:13
18 hours left until payouts
2026-03-18 06:03:02
source: your prolapsed asshole
2026-03-19 23:44:49
Jeets aren't even trying
2026-04-10 05:31:43
free money
2026-04-26 06:47:00
so where is polymarket where we can bet the baby is black?
2026-05-21 09:02:24
free money from drumpf
2026-07-12 04:28:20
even the jeets saw the writing on the wall, their yiddish masters will never let peace happen
2026-07-12 04:33:07
Netanyahu rigged the game already. Dogshit sport
2026-07-12 04:33:38
Net&yahu rigged the game, pessi's team will reach finals
2026-10-06 23:44:10
good goys
2026-10-06 23:51:53
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