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2025-03-12 20:39:57 Canada is experiencing a wave of nationalism but negative polarization means this benefits the Liberals. Carney in his speech referred to "the Americans" as a threat. This plays well right now. It's like the Sam Steele stuff arresting the Yankee gold prospectors sticking their greedy noses where they don't belong, "men don't wear pistols in Canada, get back to U.S. territory."
2025-03-12 20:42:10 Canadian nationalism: [link removed]
2025-03-15 05:29:21 Laffo at Polymarket on X calling Carney and "unelected leftist" and that "conservatives in Canada are expected to win the upcoming election." But the turnaround is not that strange if you know a bit about Canadian political history. Ever since Trudeau Sr., Canadian nationalism has had a pretty strong left-liberal bent, while conservatism has always been in a sense anti-nationalist, as in the early days it was generally pro-British and wanted to emphasize Canada's status as an extension of the British Empire. The Liberals have always in that sense been the party of a Canadian identity, with the Conservatives identifying more strongly with the U.S. as the British Empire and its memory ceased to exist. Trump's tariffs and demanding to annex Canada has gone down unimaginably bad so RIP.
2025-03-15 17:31:29 Carney canceled the carbon tax (when Pierre based his whole media circus around Axe the Tax). EKOS has the Liberals with a +18 lead. 🤡🎪
2025-03-16 18:50:28 Verb the Noun 2025
2025-03-16 18:58:53 CPC and NDP: "The Liberal Party stands for nothing but power!" The LPC: "The Liberal Party stands for nothing but power!"
2025-03-16 22:09:00 Poilievre... more like Poivre Lie. That's like a peppery lie. I was trying Pepper Pete but that didn't catch on.
2025-03-16 22:21:08 The Liberals are so shameless I almost respect it. There's a new Liberal ad that has a clip of PP saying "Mark Carney thinks Canadians are stupid" followed by a clip of PP saying "we can't blame Americans for everything, it's us, Canadians are stupid" followed by the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme music.
2025-03-18 18:14:02 Carney and the Libs just need to accuse PP of running "American Style Attack Ads" and that will again paint the CPC as too pro-American, no matter how many ads with PP trying to say how he can defend Canada against the U.S., and how he'll "bring it home." Bring what home? His American buddies? Canada is not their buddy, guys.
2025-03-19 17:34:26 Seeing that PP is taking Trump's comments about him sucking as a compliment and that it proves he's the superior choice to battle Trump in a trade war.
2025-03-20 21:01:31 Problem is, PP can't skate. If he gets on the ice, he'll fall over. Sad!
2025-03-20 23:57:10 PP status? Oilers status?
2025-03-21 21:11:04 Thread OS (by a fine Canadian artist) for true Carney Clowns: [link removed]
2025-03-21 23:47:11 Clowns are fun.
2025-03-21 23:57:45 🎪 is even in Liberal colors.
2025-03-22 00:05:17 My bug-in bag has wet wipes and bottles of whiskey.
2025-03-22 01:46:02 PP holders didn't expect -- nor appreciate -- the depth of anti-Americanism in Canada after Trump got in and did the tariffs. Carney taking over from Trudeau also mirrors Kim Campbell taking over from Brian Mulroney in 1993. Mulroney was unpopular and stepped aside for Campbell, who was popular at first but stalled for months on calling an election and then got wiped out.
2025-03-22 06:23:47 Chrystia Freeland was also sworn in as transport minister. It's good to have somebody who admires their grandfather and knows how to keep the trains running on time.
2025-03-22 14:39:53 The Canadians have blown a fuse because Orange Man but it has broaded into anti-American rage. Just look at the fights at the [link removed].-Canada hockey game last month. Carney will say things like how "the Americans" aim to "destroy our way of life." It's less polite than what you'd expect from Canadians but plays well right now.
2025-03-22 15:17:53 IMO don't bet that people are necessarily rational, especially in politics. Or that people are consistent, especially when something crosses their bottom line. Canada is a lot more exposed to trade shocks than the U.S., where everybody wants access to the gigantic U.S. market. That's why Trump can get away with this sort of autarkic William McKinley stuff. Canadians are now worried about losing their jobs.
2025-03-23 07:25:30 Congrats on joining the winning team. Elbows up!
2025-03-23 18:36:33 Sorry but the Mike Myers ad is catnip for boomers who live in southern Ontario. Everything about it is perfect because it's cringe but the people the Libs want to win are also cringe.
2025-03-23 18:48:00 It doesn't work in America because Trump taps into a "dark" anger and the desire for vengeance. Let's not forget how strong the psychology of revenge is. It's sweeter than Taylor Swift's honey.
2025-03-23 19:05:08 I think it doesn't have a chance against the concentrated power of soyrage at the tariffs. To quote Starship Troopers, first sorrow, then... anger!
2025-03-26 03:47:35 Carneyvores demand more meat
2025-03-26 03:47:50 Because he looks like Milhouse.
2025-03-26 03:53:29 I'll do a Joker laugh if there's Carnegeddon for PP holders.
2025-03-26 05:59:33 There is an interesting difference in behavior on social media. Conservatives are way more likely to share / repost memes and slogans about how Trump and Musk are doing God's work and all that. Centrist and left-wing people are more and more disconnecting from it, they distrust it, and will sometimes post family photos or vacations but that's mostly it.
2025-03-27 02:21:55 The closer we get to the election, the more PP holders lose their minds at the Insane Carney Posse. The fairground is a fitting metaphor because it's a place where reality is distorted like a hall of mirrors, people dressed up in clown outfits, circus freaks, adults playing like children, bashing bumper cars into each other, riding in teacups, going down slides (your portfolio), etc.
2025-03-27 02:45:25 I'm thinking of Heart of Darkness / Apocalypse Now here. Seeing biden4prez as the top holder as PP goes from 90c to 10c. "The horror... the horror."
2025-03-27 06:34:14 PP: "No MPs will be allowed to attend the WEF on my watch." Canadians: When our largest and most powerful trading partner is doing economic warfare on us, some kind of international financial talking place sounds pretty good, actually. PP: "That's what the globalist cabal wants you to think."
2025-03-27 23:50:37 Doug Ford could try and be a little more subtle with how he's knifing the PP campaign.
2025-03-29 01:01:31 PP's new commercial starts with "...anyone from anywhere can do anything" and I don't know about you, but that sounds like some woke crap.
2025-03-29 01:02:50 BTW, Doug Ford should be prime minister because every other world leader dealing with tariffs has just done some reciprocal stuff while saying "we still want to hug and kiss all Americans" and Ford just goes up and says "I'm gonna make these pigs squeal."
2025-03-29 01:24:42 Mango Unchained
2025-03-30 08:04:09 It's time for Pierre to step down. (Replace the disgrace.)
2025-03-30 08:06:31 CHANGEONS LES MANAGUERS
2025-03-31 14:22:38 PP saying don't eat the bugs. NE EATONS PAS LES INSECTES!
2025-03-31 14:37:48 I've eaten cricket before, did not enjoy.
2025-04-01 23:58:41 Somewhere in Canada, a man has a whole setup in front of his local MP's office, complete with a F*ck Carney flag, an upside-down Canadian flag, and classic rock blaring out of a boom box. Normal Canadians taking their kids to French class pass by and avert their gaze. Their kids gawk at him.
2025-04-04 20:41:33 Poilievre just said that Grand Theft Auto is contributing to domestic and intimate partner violence. In French but he did say it. A lot of politicians going after gamers lately.
2025-04-05 17:04:42 PP going on about how they want us to eat the bugs while MAGA influencers are pivoting to how wir gonna live in die pods and own nossink and be happy. It's always opposite day with these people.
2025-04-07 02:36:35 Still holding Carney to make this Canadian version of Kraftwerk become a political reality.
2025-04-07 04:34:29 Nous sommes les robots
2025-04-08 20:08:16 This sounds like the lyrics to a Skinny Puppy song.
2025-04-08 20:09:06 Carneyvores still hungry. Going to 80c.
2025-04-09 00:04:54 It'd be very on brand for Conservatives to resolutely refuse to adapt to changing circumstances and insist on acting like nothing has changed.
2025-04-09 05:01:42 I like when the Conservatives campaign on change, as it's inherently contradictory to their whole brand, but they're also adamantly refusing to change their campaign from the thing they decided to focus on initially despite the changing landscape of this election.
2025-04-09 05:13:29 I might slowly offload shares to buy underpriced secondary markets such as "PP ousted as Conservative leader in 2025" and "Liberals win British Columbia."
2025-04-09 05:46:00 "Because men are such wretched creatures who would not keep their word to you, you need not keep your word to them." -- Machiavelli
2025-04-09 16:35:23 I think Trump is good at showbiz, and rallies are a form of showbiz. It's stagecraft to create a dramatic effect and to project an image. That can influence people's minds but I think hardass objective conditions play a more important role, so COVID brought him down but inflation brought him back up, and the tariffs are bringing PP down.
2025-04-09 22:01:20 The polls suggest PP is going to get BTFO'd. But our intrepid intelligence analysts ran a Ctrl-F on "Mark Carney" on the perfidious Chinese brain control platform WeChat and there were millions of messages, sometimes mentioning he was the leader of Canada and that he would be negotiating a trade deal with U.S. President Donald Trump. To discuss why this is an unacceptable level of foreign interference we've assembled a panel of former intelligence officials and military-subsidized academics to discuss how this Beijing-linked operation is responsible for the uber genocide in Xinjiang.
2025-04-10 04:03:09 PP = Marco Rubio. Change my mind.
2025-04-10 04:47:13 A guy who fundamentally wants power, but doesn't have the rizz to truly attain it so he's just left as a sweaty, squirming half man continually seeking the cup, but never permitted to drink from it.
2025-04-11 06:00:34 A little bit of Marxism can be a good thing. Too much is bad.
2025-04-12 00:24:05 It's been four hours... I'm waiting.
2025-04-12 00:26:45 PP bros... [link removed]
2025-04-12 00:30:06 No one can top Trudeau's ethnic cosplay.
2025-04-12 02:04:35 I don't believe the Poils either
2025-04-12 14:50:44 Singh is polling third in his own riding. Laffo.
2025-04-12 14:54:10 This is a crazy concept (but true): Canada is a different country.
2025-04-12 14:56:12 Silence! We will only combine epistemological skepticism with moral absolutism. That is, a denial of the existence of objective facts coupled with supreme confidence in our own political views.
2025-04-12 15:13:51 CCP rigged Polymarket = people claiming the NFL is rigged = gamblers in the poker room constantly repeating that the shufflers are rigged, the dealers are fixing the game or the banker is manipulating the cards. Yet they still come in every day.
2025-04-15 20:25:52 Don't worry PP holders. In 2028, the 1,000 Year Douggie Reich will begin. Tory voters may hate that idea right now, but memory holing loser stink is second nature for them at this point.
2025-04-15 22:25:16 A lot of people aren't that ideological or pay that much attention to politics. The NDP has also lost a lost of credibility by seeing people vote Liberal and think they'd love the NDP if only they were more like the Liberals (this makes the NDP look like morons and people vote for the Liberals anyways), or look basically like people who lack the skill or ambition to govern, like a less competent off-brand Liberal Party.
2025-04-15 22:41:42 It's just stuff I've read people say, Canadians who would prefer a more left-wing party, but the NDP comes across as a joke (Turban Trudeau) so if it's going to be like that then they'll go with the Liberals. Or they're not competitive in their riding.
2025-04-16 01:32:38 Fun fact: Even if the Conservatives won the most seats (lol) without a majority in parliament the Liberals would get first crack at forming a government as the incumbent.
2025-04-17 01:53:06 Carney was particularly bad in French, but PP is also bad in French so it cancels out. And Blanchet, the actual French candidate, was also incomprehensible (that's normal).
2025-04-17 01:55:46 Tabarnac
2025-04-17 06:04:58 The Liberals are leading in all the polls and the Conservatives need to be leading by, like, +5 or more to have a chance because of "vote efficiency." The Conservatives can run up the vote in Alberta but those extra votes don't help them win more seats.
2025-04-17 13:42:44 You talk about politicians like you talk about marriage. You want to fall in love with politicians.
2025-04-17 13:50:48 I love how the Polymarket comments got really worked up for the French debate when they had to reschedule it because of hockey.
2025-04-17 20:11:15 President Xi... drop the moneybomb.
2025-04-17 20:18:03 Nice try, Israel. But if Xi is reading this, we've got the PPs right where we want them. We just need a little push to make this 85/15.
2025-04-17 22:49:02 Should just go all Glengarry Glen Ross on the Rebel twits. "How many genders are there? F*CK YOU! That's how many genders there are."
2025-04-17 23:04:17 His name is Juggles
2025-04-17 23:12:09 I went to Quebec once with my greasy, unkempt brother and when people learned he wasn't from Quebec (because no French) he actually got compliments that he looked like a real Quebecker. Lol.
2025-04-17 23:17:25 I'm watching the debate and the main thing that stands out is that Pollievre emanates big loser energy. Thoughts?
2025-04-17 23:28:56 Blanchet is incomprehensible.
2025-04-17 23:42:53 I've never watched a Canadian debate before but does the Bloc normally just ramble incoherently about Quebec's identity being insulted before wandering off and taking a nap
2025-04-17 23:58:42 Because you touch PP at night
2025-04-18 00:00:27 It's okay to just sit back and observe. And not everything needs a reaction.
2025-04-18 00:11:04 You're in one
2025-04-18 00:18:10 Foreign policy questions being either a left/right issue rather than a national interest issue is an irrational American thing.
2025-04-18 00:21:08 MAGA buyers aren't going to like this part.
2025-04-18 00:30:39 You don't have to worry about the Israel-Palestine conflict after this debate. Canada will solve it.
2025-04-18 00:47:09 "China is not the only country accused of foreign interference." Oh damn I wonder what country he's talking about.
2025-04-18 00:48:38 I heard it too.
2025-04-18 00:51:39 Lmao they cancelled the journalists scrum after Ezra Levant and the Rebel Media clowns got thrown out of the media room earlier so that's why they're doing this.
2025-04-18 01:02:56 I need the other Carneys here to put the word out that we back up.
2025-04-18 05:08:03 Well I think we can all agree the debate didn't change the fundamentals but it did have highlights like PP saying he was gay and then in his closing statement said everybody deserves to live under a pride flag.
2025-04-18 20:00:17 That's right. The libs are triggered and you need to buy more PP.
2025-04-18 21:30:36 PP does something for you all, doesn't he, anons? Have you ever thought about what that might be?
2025-04-18 22:57:23 PP reminds me of Nixon a little bit.
2025-04-19 05:01:14 We're now at the stage when Polymarket comments start appearing saying they're "going down" no matter what out of principle. You have to put money up to play but the website is free.
2025-04-19 16:22:23 Let's have expert and in-depth study on the implementation of Mark Carney's Thought for Socialism with Canadian Characteristics for the New Era.
2025-04-19 17:21:54 PP holders are the Don Quixotes of our time. Sure, driven by obsession from a prolonged immersion in a world of chivalric, romantic fantasy that blurs the line between reality and delusion, they have diminished capacity to discern what is true from what is imagined so they get their ass beat all the time. But they are also likeable fellows, and are teaching us to dream big, to strive for our dreams and enjoy the shenanigans along the way.
2025-04-20 04:56:35 Did you smell the other voters in line, sometimes you can pick up on political preferences by scent.
2025-04-20 06:10:10 I want to be a Debaser
2025-04-20 17:47:41 Conservatives are running an ad showing two boomers playing golf. Not hockey?
2025-04-20 17:49:19 In Canada? Is that a seasonal thing?
2025-04-20 17:52:22 So you're telling me Canadians play golf in the snow. Lord have mercy.
2025-04-21 19:50:23 Angus Reid's question about "who impressed you, if anyone, during the debate" has Singh dead last (13%). People really hate it when politicians interrupt each other and he was doing that a lot. (Carney edged out PP in the poll for first place BTW.)
2025-04-21 19:58:41 I'm not sure because my own subjective impressions of the candidates might not be shared by a plurality of Canadians. Carney is trying to position himself as "new," "stable" and "sane" which is a relatively easy image to project. Keep the campaign as short as possible. Avoid risks. Stick to the plan. Unless something strange happens in the last week, he should be fine. That's political instinct.
2025-04-21 22:44:16 Du vill hodle ze line.
2025-04-21 23:32:37 You know who thinks NFL games are fixed? Gamblers. But they come back every week.
2025-04-22 07:33:39 Like Hillary winning the popular vote in 2016 by running up votes in California and New York but losing the electoral college. Worth mentioning the generational hatred for Trudeau in Alberta too because his father made them share oil profits back in the 70s. Pipeline restrictions and emission caps fan these flames further.
2025-04-22 19:40:19 Carney and PP holders meet on the battlefield. The PP holder asks, "Carney holder, why do you hold Carney?" The Carney holder replies, "Because I need money and can make a quick buck." The PP holder scoffs, "we hold PP for nobler reasons, for honour and patriotism." The Carney holder listens and then says, "well it's true, everyone fights for what he doesn't have."
2025-04-22 19:50:28 Big character posters... like China in the 1960s.
2025-04-22 21:01:21 This is gonna be resolved before Manitoba polls are closed lmao
2025-04-22 22:35:51 President Xi... drop the moneybomb.
2025-04-22 23:02:15 I love the posts trying to do reverse psychology. You know things are going great. "Carney is really crooked and dumb and won't be P.M. but I'm rooting for him because I'm American and he'll make it easier for us to gobble up Canada mwa ha ha (vote for PP plz)." Lmao.
2025-04-23 00:51:12 They need an oaf like Ford.
2025-04-23 02:17:46 Mr. Schwab I read your book "The Great Reset," it was very inspiring.
2025-04-23 04:15:52 Quebec nationalism is dead. No one seriously talks about it inside the province. Federalism won by doing nothing. At this point Alberta is more likely to secede, and that one ain't happening either.
2025-04-23 06:23:43 We're entering the despair zone.
2025-04-23 07:20:39 Don't they already have that in Canada
2025-04-23 07:53:49 "More than you think." -- Christopher Hitchens
2025-04-24 00:13:58 You ever read about guys who show up in poker rooms every day? "Playing for HOURS. 95% of them, I'd estimate, from the look on their faces, their incessant complaining and bitching, along with their body language, are not having any fucking fun at ALL. They look and behave like depressed, zoned out zombies. And as I've mentioned before, most strange to me, they seem to receive no joy whatsoever in actually winning."
2025-04-24 00:16:41 "It's the SAME people, saying the SAME things, playing the SAME games, sitting next to their same "friends", making the SAME "jokes", wearing the SAME clothes and (usually) getting the SAME results. And I have no fucking clue where they get the money to do this very expensive routine every god damned day, nor do I pretend to understand what they're getting out of it. I can perhaps see WHY they do it (the hope for easy money) but even that extends beyond my comprehension to a large degree because even they know, somewhere inside themselves, that the longer they sit there, the more they'll lose. It's just math. If I had to describe the behaviour I witness in one word, it would be 'ritual'."
2025-04-25 03:34:22 PP was hurting their prospects the ENTIRE time. The boomers just really wanted to see Trudeau go, they weren't for his off-brand nerd version of Trumpy populism.
2025-04-25 03:40:55 Watch PP lose his own seat. Lmao
2025-04-29 05:13:11 Seconded
2025-05-06 20:19:24 Civil defense exercise as a cover for the start of the operation. GG.
2025-05-12 08:22:45 War's over. See you at 99c no.
2025-05-16 13:03:13 Low liquidity market is a target for pump-and-dumps to scare others out of their positions. We'll see. I was thinking Israel might not do it because the recent Houthi attacks haven't gotten through the air defense.
2025-05-16 13:11:16 Just saying, Israel has shot down a lot of Houthi missiles and drones. But when their AD failed they'd retaliate by destroying a port or airport. (They actually target the Houthi economy / infrastructure to cause hundreds of millions of $$$ in losses, not military targets.) It's expensive and risky for Israel to fly all the way there and back.
2025-05-29 05:45:26 It's a "glass half empty" feeling. I have it too. You lament your wins because you didn't bet enough. But that's also gambler brain. You and me have similar overall P/L and we're both doing REALLY good.
2025-05-30 07:43:49 The biggest gay invasion threat to Romania actually comes from the east, in Moldova: [link removed]
2025-06-01 16:51:05 Scam
2025-06-04 19:23:08 It doesn't seem likely that he wins, but there's an assumption that AOC just appeals to partisan liberals/leftists when that's not really true. There are Trump-AOC crossover voters.
2025-06-06 23:55:46 Greta's tactics are civil disobedience. People scoff at this but it's a planned-out method to force an authority to arrest you to make them look bad while bringing attention to the cause, or if not, look weak and futile in the face of an unarmed young woman. The point *is* to essentially get arrested but they don't really "consent" to it, more like going in knowingly and willingly accepting the likelihood of it.
2025-06-07 00:01:08 "Consent" is a strange term used here though. I don't think their plan is to "consent" to being arrested. More like "we're going to make you board us and arrest us to stop us." To make the Israeli navy use force, put their hands on them, and drag them off of there. I don't think they will resist arrest with force like the Mavi Marmara, but it's not "consent." That's my own take on it.
2025-06-07 00:05:38 I think it's going to be more like "no, we do not consent" but they won't try to fight. Might try to make them work for it though. "Non-violent resistance" is these people's credo.
2025-06-07 15:26:37 I don't think so. If a cop pulls you over and asks to search your car, and you say "I do not consent," and he orders you out and searches your car, did you consent?
2025-06-08 22:30:20 Sorry you don't like Viking names.
2025-06-08 22:48:16 I don't think they agree lmao
2025-06-08 22:51:00 I think it's a very French call to arms and demand aimed at the French government to do something.
2025-06-12 00:38:54 Flip eet
2025-06-12 16:37:55 If Zohran wins he might recall Fiorello La Guardia, a socialist mayor born to a family of Italian immigrants who took on the Irish-controlled Tammany Hall machine. Now it's a South Asian taking on the Italians.
2025-06-12 16:44:51 IMHO his form of socialism is more like "sewer socialism" (look that up) that's like: public works, "honest government" etc. Zohran is (a) freeze the rent (b) build more housing (c) "get the money out of politics." The New York chapter of the DSA is more pragmatic than the national organization. "Sewer socialism" has that name from socialist mayors in the first half of the 20th century who focused on public health by literally building sewers.
2025-06-12 17:57:27 You can go farther than that. If it was like communist Cuba then it'd be more like there ONLY being state-run grocery stores. Also... lots of police.
2025-06-12 23:50:08 It's Cuomover.
2025-06-13 01:07:43 People respect strength and can also relate to politics emotionally. Also a lot of people are basically "no information" voters and occasionally hear something they like which lines up with something they're vibing with.
2025-06-13 15:47:00 NYT endorsed Lander and then Lander and Zohran cross-endorse each other. Put the word out that we're back up.
2025-06-13 15:49:34 ... a job in Zohran's administration!
2025-06-13 16:53:53 You know Lander is Jewish right
2025-06-15 20:08:43 Reminder that Zohran is listed first on the ballot by random lottery from balls pulled out of a bingo tumbler. Mandate of heaven and instant 10% boost from voters who write 1-5 in ascending order from the top down.
2025-06-15 20:17:29 Cuomo is also sixth so he wouldn't rank on any of those.
2025-06-21 21:31:27 BREAKING: OMINOUS TRUMP TWEET
2025-06-21 22:17:50 Well I'm thrilled
2025-06-21 23:25:49 A KGB agent shows up to an apartment in Tel Aviv and knocks on the door. A man answers and the KGB agent says "The sparrows fly south during winter." The man says, "what?" The KGB agent says again: "The sparrows fly south during winter." The man in the apartment then says: "Oh, I'm Abraham the dentist. You're looking for Abraham the spy, he lives upstairs."
2025-06-21 23:27:39 Have you considered the possibility that they're lying.
2025-06-21 23:48:41 *Starship Troopers theme begins*
2025-06-21 23:50:24 Congrats
2025-06-22 00:35:43 But J.D. Vance and Marco Rubio said...
2025-06-22 23:16:30 Colbert tomorrow night. This might not sound important but there are a lot of wimpy lib doormats who need a Colbert/John Oliver to hold their hand.
2025-06-23 02:37:32 Put some money down
2025-06-23 10:09:51 FREE MONEY
2025-06-23 10:32:02 I love this meatball
2025-06-23 11:52:15 Negative polarization because of Trump and anger at the Democratic establishment for blowing the election. Mamdani has been building a leftist/immigrant coalition like Fiorello La Guardia.
2025-06-23 11:55:20 Cuomo's PACs have also been shoving horseshit down people's throats about Israel when that isn't a top priority for most people especially in a Democratic primary.
2025-06-23 14:22:32 Watch the neolibs blow an election to a socialist on issues of affordability of all things. DAT'S NEW YORK HEY I'M WALKIN HERE
2025-06-23 22:18:39 If the lines are long then it's probably because the polls aren't open today. They should come back tomorrow ;-)
2025-06-24 00:29:28 Where's Gaga. She's from New York. Maybe she's a Zionist...
2025-06-24 18:55:01 This election has been funny because the Cuomo bros are all caremad and say he's going to shove Williamsburg hipsters into burkas and do another Holocaust, while his fans think he's a revolutionary rather than being a slick-talking Obamna vibe from a family of well-off academics who cannot be trusted but sounds awesome right up until he gets elected.
2025-06-25 06:49:36 There are actually AOC-Trump voters in New York. One of Mamdani's first viral moments was interviewing random people on the street who voted Trump but not condescending to them. The idea that Democrats have to run to the center when the Republicans win no longer holds because we live in a different political environment today compared to the 1990s.
2025-06-25 17:59:45 [link removed]
2025-06-27 19:35:29 Iranians said nuh uh
2025-06-27 21:50:53 Diddy didn't do it!
2025-06-28 01:28:41 Most American interwar-style squadristi group but they're all 70+ [link removed]
2025-06-28 07:30:56 I bought no on Francis because I think this guy is trying to bamboozle people, and this purported poll from last year placing him first on some dubious "entertainment" website that's no longer being updated smells suspicious. He also formed this "Seychelles United" party to sound similar to United Seychelles (the former ruling party for many years) of Patrick Herminie, but there's no relation. This is his "party" website: [link removed]
2025-06-28 07:43:48 But yeah basically I don't think the Seychelles Times is a real newspaper but something this guy created.
2025-06-28 08:22:44 Cuomo is such a spiteful bitch I love him
2025-06-28 09:25:48 I mean I'm "invested" here obviously but I smell a swindle. He was president of the chamber of commerce but allegedly forged a fake degree.
2025-06-30 05:01:07 Thread OS: [link removed]
2025-07-01 23:29:39 Think Bibi will do it because Israelis want out of that hornet's nest and he can present the Iran strikes (and general collapse of the Iran axis threatening Israel) as a victory.
2025-07-01 23:31:06 Also potential movement on the Abraham Accords and he needs to wrap this up for that to happen.
2025-07-01 23:36:14 Dunno, good question. There's a chance if they finangle it but that's just a guess.
2025-07-02 00:35:17 *tries to scam people* *gets scammed*
2025-07-02 04:13:51 Focus, no distractions... and grind!
2025-07-02 04:14:04 -- Eric Adams
2025-07-02 05:28:53 I'll give Ayatollah Nosferatu another six months.
2025-07-03 02:42:57 I love Polymarket, 'cause, you know, I like my financial decisions like I like my girlfriends: highly questionable and probably fake.
2025-07-03 16:40:44 Pretty unlikely if you ask me. This isn't a family dictatorship but a revolutionary Shia theocracy that still has plenty of ruthless killer fanatics and true believers. Go to Google Maps and look up the necropolis of Behesht-e Zahra.
2025-07-05 23:07:20 When he came out looking fresh and fit, the no sisters began repeating "peace be upon you, Khamenei."
2025-07-08 06:09:36 Rich people who live in the Hamptons and can't vote in NYC elections can blow as much money as they want, they're still gonna lose this one.
2025-07-08 14:21:29 The same people blew $2 billion trying to get Kamala Harris elected.
2025-07-15 03:06:39 Military is under party control. It's the party's army.
2025-07-15 03:07:19 This is a long way off but no way unless he dies.
2025-07-15 18:54:57 Would Stalin have met the Pope
2025-07-15 18:57:09 Nope
2025-07-16 23:39:25 Not gonna happen.
2025-07-18 02:30:50 In most cases it's not enough that the lower classes should not want to live in the old way. It's also necessary that the upper classes should be unable to rule and govern in the old way. -- Lenin
2025-07-18 03:04:28 True
2025-07-18 04:53:24 IMO a big reason why Mamdani is doing well is that "the establishment" is divided among themselves because they are "unable to govern in the old way." They have at least two candidates (three if you count Sliwa) and both of those guys are horribly unpopular and corrupt. Mamdani is talented and charismatic but the nomination practically fell into his lap.
2025-07-18 17:23:44 Hahahaha
2025-07-20 05:50:56 Sliwa is the closest we have to a 1920s squadristi type in this country but he's also a boomer.
2025-07-27 00:35:12 Politics can exist in a polarization for a long time, until the assumptions or foundation which one side is basing their politics on collapse.
2025-07-28 12:06:43 Yay
2025-07-30 01:34:56 "I love this man!!! His vibe and energy is so much like Nayib Bukele of El Salvador" -- Average swing voter
2025-07-30 01:51:45 Comment highlight: [link removed]
2025-07-31 18:19:51 Were they expecting Trump to endorse Adams or Cuomo to drop out or something
2025-08-10 03:58:15 Talk is cheap.
2025-09-05 22:07:28 lmao @ getting rugpulled by Eric Adams
2025-10-22 06:15:02 Pro-tip: Join the DSA, talk a good game about workers "owning the means of production," run for office and recruit them to be your volunteer army of slaves, win, then begin outreach to the business community.
2025-11-01 04:23:03 😉
2025-11-05 02:09:21 Mamdani should give Sliwa a job as, like, chief goon or commissar of parades imho
2025-11-12 00:46:25 He's not eligible ;-)
2025-11-20 22:10:33 Who's gonna coup who. Will make this market go crazy.
2025-11-21 09:32:58 You're betting Trump is gonna side with Chuck Schumer
2025-11-22 04:32:58 Think the dispute weasels plowed into the other market about Zohran complimenting Trump.
2025-11-22 04:35:07 Not disrespecting the game but I saw Car put some money on that and thought, welp, there they go. I'm on the other side of this one.
2025-11-22 04:38:02 Kind of weird set of markets though. This one is clearer but it's really a totally subjective judgement. Like how do you empirically prove someone insulted somebody else. It's more the kind of thing that you know "when you see it."
2025-11-24 00:40:17 Cheers
2025-11-24 22:30:56 What a roller coaster!
2025-11-28 02:31:52 Did he warn Iran before bombing them (the answer is yes)
2025-11-28 05:37:31 Don Jr. run for Republican nomination (Trump 2028!) and take yourself from 1c to the 🚀🌕
2025-11-28 21:03:15 Maduro is brandishing a sword, Car, I don't think the meeting went well.
2025-12-01 18:51:43 Current Ford CSG status: [link removed]
2025-12-01 19:27:03 Ready to sell!
2025-12-01 20:12:40 And there it is!
2025-12-02 00:49:21 Enya -- Caribbean [link removed]3
2025-12-02 02:37:13 Ooh new trading cards!
2025-12-05 04:25:45 Eh, this thing could phase up and down for awhile. There was a big push in 2019 (third year of Trump's first term) that didn't work.
2025-12-05 04:26:08 [link removed]
2025-12-05 12:00:39 Protecting my gains... and making a qualitative leap into high middle income status!
2025-12-06 04:40:01 Nice work
2025-12-08 02:45:15 Damn I should've bought more
2025-12-09 17:34:26 BBC: The Royal Thai Air Force has confirmed more airstrikes on Tuesday, but declined to give details of the operation.
2025-12-09 17:34:33 [link removed]
2025-12-09 18:02:15 Thai F-16 dropped a bomb on Samraong on Dec. 9 local time. BBC cites Royal Thai Air Force saying they carried out air strikes = YES resolution
2025-12-09 19:45:51 Never give a sword to a man who can't dance
2025-12-15 00:44:59 [link removed]
2025-12-17 05:48:47 Yes. Insurgent waves are also more likely when a party doesn't hold the White House.
2025-12-17 23:41:26 The real target might not be Venezuela but Cuba. Consider the purpose of the oil embargo is not the source but the destination.
2025-12-18 02:18:47 Would Tucker Carlson just bullshit people to boost Trump's ratings???
2025-12-18 10:50:21 Let's rock.
2025-12-21 21:23:56 [link removed]
2025-12-22 08:19:29 "The reporter asked if it meant that there was no ceasefire agreement today. Mr. Sihasak said a ceasefire will occur when the two sides come to talk. It is currently set for December 24th." [link removed].th/foreign/news_5516664
2025-12-22 10:54:24 Okurr
2025-12-22 11:17:20 Happy Xmas (War Is Over)
2025-12-22 23:42:07 Locked in for Lula!
2025-12-26 08:49:04 I feel like I'm going to have a heart attack.
2025-12-26 10:50:34 MEPP panicked.
2025-12-26 11:13:30 I'm locked in. (This is not financial advice.)
2025-12-27 03:12:33 It happened.
2025-12-30 10:30:45 One is "by" Dec. 31 and the other is "on" Dec. 31. Look at how the title changes when you click on them.
2026-01-03 10:21:42 Nice work
2026-01-04 23:42:39 [link removed]
2026-01-05 00:44:59 [link removed].il/news/article/ryyimq00v11x
2026-01-05 03:14:39 Nothing ever happens
2026-01-05 04:15:27 Thanks froggo
2026-01-05 06:55:28 Water story is a bit overblown in western media. Also: [link removed]
2026-01-06 01:19:38 Nothing. Burger.
2026-01-06 03:54:18 No crazy gwar
2026-01-06 04:39:09 If you can't trust BRICS News, who can you trust
2026-01-07 06:16:43 Rugpulled
2026-01-07 12:35:21 Hi
2026-01-07 13:06:31 GG
2026-01-07 13:09:21 There's also a second tanker being boarded in the Caribbean btw
2026-01-07 13:10:20 Arr
2026-01-07 13:39:28 [link removed]
2026-01-07 13:56:09 [link removed]
2026-01-07 14:16:53 Yeah. Also according to the NYT now: another tanker seized in the Caribbean named the M Sophia
2026-01-07 14:18:15 Also official: [link removed]
2026-01-07 15:11:55 M SOPHIA also intercepted this morning is laden with 1.8 million barrels
2026-01-08 04:32:37 But Kim Dotcom said Bibi was gonna nuke. If we can't trust him, who can we trust
2026-01-09 09:15:08 He's speaking now
2026-01-09 09:22:43 Idk he looked like he was chillin
2026-01-09 09:32:42 That's the Ayatollah Kamala
2026-01-09 20:11:53 Fizzle
2026-01-10 00:32:00 But they changed the Iranian flag emoji
2026-01-10 09:06:02 You say "Heydar! Heydar!" [link removed]
2026-01-10 10:02:45 Sorry yes holders, but the bad guys are winning
2026-01-10 18:17:22 Um excuse me you're a bad person because you bet on the bad guys (no) instead of the good guys (yes) unlike me (good person) how dare you tsybka
2026-01-10 18:28:00 Moshiach is coming
2026-01-11 11:53:57 President Trump is considering a range of options to aid escalating protests and weaken the Iranian regime, with senior U.S. officials indicating that while military strikes remain on the table, the administration is currently prioritizing "non-kinetic" measures such as cyberattacks, influence operations, and the strategic movement of an aircraft carrier to the region. N12/Axios
2026-01-12 14:31:32 Buckle up yes: [link removed]
2026-01-15 02:47:02 F i z z l e
2026-01-15 12:12:17 Yeah he's playing 5D chess buy more
2026-01-15 12:30:10 *Brotherhood of Nod voice* Khamanei lives
2026-01-16 16:45:52 Said in the voice of a guy who's about to get thrown under the bus.
2026-01-16 16:48:18 FYI: [link removed]
2026-01-16 17:41:48 It's not happening. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
2026-01-17 17:46:55 Khamenei must go!
2026-01-19 18:46:01 I loved Operation Flashpoint
2026-01-20 14:08:52 Somebody forgot to train the bots on how communist parties actually function
2026-01-20 16:08:07 Factionalism!!! Prepare to be purged
2026-01-21 19:57:43 xD
2026-01-22 08:15:08 Nothing ever happens's trail of devastation continues
2026-01-22 14:21:24 Somali MoD statement mentioned "international partners" which is almost certainly AFRICOM
2026-01-22 15:25:30 To Laaam To To Lam
2026-01-22 15:39:06 Bots don't have the usual election results to go by maybe
2026-01-22 15:43:10 There are no "results" like in a "bourgeois" parliament, there's a list of appointments (nomenklatura)
2026-01-22 15:43:14 [link removed].vn/web/guest/media-story/-/asset_publisher/V8hhp4dK31Gf/content/cong-bo-danh-sach-ban-chap-hanh-trung-uong-dang-khoa-xiv
2026-01-22 15:44:20 Bots
2026-01-23 08:03:00 [link removed]
2026-01-23 12:19:05 Yes buyers don't know how a Leninist party-state operates
2026-01-23 13:14:33 [link removed]
2026-01-23 13:49:27 But what happens if tomorrow be something others think it won't be
2026-01-23 20:29:30 You're gonna get anal probed, dude
2026-01-24 03:52:53 Howdy
2026-01-24 05:44:50 There's a disabled Russian oil tanker drifting in the Med. Need a market for "will the French seize another oil ship by..."
2026-01-24 16:26:00 They can do something funny right about now though
2026-01-25 23:06:37 I'm not sure about that.
2026-01-25 23:36:08 That was on Jan. 21 and already resolved. This market started on Jan. 23.
2026-01-28 17:48:22 She almost slugged her attacker. She's the daughter of a Somali army colonel and spent four years in a refugee camp. Called a fight/flight response. Some flinch and flee, others fight.
2026-01-28 17:57:23 Well, that. But people call attacks on politicians "staged" to cope when politicians they don't like get attacked because it makes their "side" look bad. Democrats said ti was staged when a guy tried to shoot Trump. Trump got up and pumped his fist and said "fight!" He looked strong and that might have helped him win the election. Ilhan Omar looks strong squaring up on a guy bigger than her, but she's a tough girl from Mogadishu. Nothing to it.
2026-01-28 18:31:08 Kids who look like that have right-wing dads because they're rebelling xD
2026-01-28 20:57:50 Still stepped up on the dude. I'm just a moneyball guy here, and I'm calling balls and strikes.
2026-01-29 01:30:40 He can also deadlift [link removed]
2026-01-29 09:40:30 Ilhan Omar Derangement Syndrome
2026-01-29 10:55:13 [link removed]
2026-01-29 13:35:19 The Senate can pass a 72-hour CR on its own on Friday and the House has to vote on it before that deadline (Monday) otherwise there's a shutdown. Just sell everything now, cut your losses.
2026-01-29 14:14:13 Okay buy more
2026-01-29 14:15:47 Homan in Minneapolis: "This is common sense cooperation that allows us to draw down the number of people we have here. Yes, I said it. Draw down the number of people here."
2026-01-29 19:54:07 That would mean OMB status doesn't change btw
2026-01-29 20:07:45 The key thing is that Thune doesn't expect OMB to declare a shutdown. Read the rules.
2026-01-29 22:37:27 imo [link removed]
2026-01-30 12:02:21 Not so fast [link removed]
2026-01-30 13:24:58 Traders: "Yes! No! Yes! No!" OPM's Scott Kupor: "I hope you folks are ready for Groundhog Day!"
2026-01-30 14:20:29 idk dog it sounds like he's saying there could be no shutdown... 50/50
2026-01-30 19:51:05 lol is there some kind of liquidity issue?
2026-01-30 21:10:15 Phase two -- which has officially started, after the recovery this week of the body of Ran Gvili, the last slain Israeli held hostage in the Strip -- calls for the day-to-day governance of Gaza to be handed from Hamas to the newly formed National Committee for the Administration of Gaza, or NCAG. [link removed]
2026-01-31 02:31:20 Russians just saying they agreed on the ceasefire. For all we know Witkoff and Kushner made it happen and Trump wants credit so he made up a story. When did the call happen? The day and time? This is going to resolve No.
2026-01-31 14:14:57 Yes
2026-01-31 18:36:22 Got a point there
2026-01-31 20:08:13 Should add Ahmed Al-Sharaa on the Feb one imo
2026-02-01 00:11:37 Ilhan Omar Derangement Syndrome
2026-02-01 00:35:53 I lost money on shutdown but I didn't get scammed, I was just a dumbass
2026-02-01 01:07:15 Nobody knows. Also normally the WH puts out a readout when POTUS makes a call with a foreign head of state.
2026-02-01 01:17:58 There's not a consensus of credible reporting.
2026-02-01 01:26:13 What is the resolution source?
2026-02-01 02:16:34 From a rules perspective, the NYT said idk which by definition is not a consensus of credible reporting
2026-02-01 02:26:28 Trump isn't the resolution source, is the thing. It's the reporting, and there's not a consensus. There's also of may, possibly, can't confirm.
2026-02-01 02:48:52 I know you're fighting this but if zero outlets have clearly confirmed this (like which day/time, normally there are WH readouts for the press, which they didn't get) and a top-tier outlet like the NYT is explicitly saying they can't confirm it (meaning Trump could've just made this shit up) then that's a negative signal.
2026-02-02 16:30:51 His biggest loss was Jan 9 buying No, it was the most violent day of Israeli attacks so far this year. We'll see.
2026-02-03 15:05:35 [link removed]
2026-02-03 21:06:32 According to chaos theory this could be the start of World War III
2026-02-04 02:51:28 Israel needs to sit the fuck down
2026-02-04 18:13:15 Thinking back, the last time talks like this collapsed, it was Israel which struck first
2026-02-04 20:03:22 ACK-sios
2026-02-06 12:18:10 I'm moving within tapping distance of your mom
2026-02-08 11:44:15 Bhums assemble
2026-02-08 12:46:53 They delete them but scammers are persistent
2026-02-08 20:46:16 Little Monsters you got this
2026-02-09 17:15:05 Most likely but not enough for resolution
2026-02-10 01:17:53 CNN: Venezuela’s top prosecutor said on Monday that his office had requested the arrest of one of the closest allies of opposition leader María Corina Machado, less than 12 hours after his release from a detention facility as part of a government move to free those facing politically motivated accusations.
2026-02-10 19:25:10 At any point during the day.
2026-02-11 16:26:44 Betting on recycled Indian bait streams 💀
2026-02-11 17:11:29 "Only remarks which are broadcast or streamed live will count toward this market's resolution."
2026-02-11 23:24:04 Photo is real: [link removed]
2026-02-11 23:25:06 This is typical for closed door / working meetings by the way. A pic or two. No video.
2026-02-18 22:23:21 Wanna bet on it
2026-02-24 21:45:08 That guy is a gigantic dumbass.
2026-02-26 07:41:40 Jews will be too busy dressing up as clowns and getting wasted.
2026-02-26 07:42:39 FYI: [link removed]
2026-03-02 04:24:55 There's a bunch of Persian nationalists in the U.S. who skew the news. The CIA hates them and their guests are not allowed to mention Reza Phalavi's name on VOA Persian btw.
2026-03-03 19:15:31 Pahlavists are cucked failure people who basically exist on vibes and try to skew the news in their favor while the W.H. and CIA privately despise them.
2026-03-04 03:15:03 Cornyn polls better vs. Talarico, and Cornyn up could push Trump to endorse.
2026-03-04 04:58:29 Think it's 50/50
2026-03-04 05:02:56 Paxton coming close in Harris and winning Montgomery County (Houston suburbs) reminds me that they must have a lot of toxic runoff in the water supply down there.
2026-03-04 23:26:11 5 is Mojtaba still alive
2026-03-09 03:29:24 Baal is an enemy of the Jews you kook. He wasn't such a bad God, like a Caananite Zeus.
2026-03-09 05:54:15 Eh they're trying to boost ratings, in my opinion
2026-03-09 07:41:32 Yeah, that's because kookery has taken over Iran and what they're doing makes no sense. Baal is literally an enemy of Yahweh and the Jews. Read the Bible. Jezebel worshipped him.
2026-03-12 20:13:03 Ohio union Democrats we are so back
2026-03-12 22:33:26 It's oil longs vs. my demon queen Scott
2026-03-13 15:35:16 Everyone is talking about the Strait of Hormuz but nobody expects the Gay of Hormuz
2026-03-17 23:54:47 The Jews aren't real, they're fake, holograms actually. Buy more yes.
2026-03-18 01:28:38 Everybody is talking about the Strait of Hormuz but not the Gay of Hormuz
2026-03-24 20:47:08 The war has been won, guys. It's just the fake news that wants to keep it going.
2026-03-25 01:06:40 Also they don't hold elections in the summer (even if they could this year, and they can't) because Israelis are screwing around on the beach or traveling.
2026-03-28 01:46:35 Modelo always, it's the best
2026-04-02 03:07:55 None
2026-04-07 12:03:14 Everyone gets buried by egg prices, there is no logic or deeper meaning to it. You will get buried by eggs, I will get buried by eggs, everyone will eventually.
2026-04-12 07:25:31 The Tisza is flooding [link removed]
2026-04-12 16:53:00 Being an Orban sovereignist is like saying you have a cuck fetish, but you decided you have a cuck fetish, so it's based.
2026-04-12 18:33:36 He ate a lot of our conservative influencers in the U.S. who traveled to Budapest for conferences. Too many have been lost. Orban must be stopped.
2026-04-12 20:13:19 Well the Hungarians are a civilized people
2026-04-13 22:58:20 None
2026-04-14 01:46:55 Oh tabarnak!
2026-04-22 05:05:29 *plugs in Palantir software* Woah... I know Kung Fu. Whaaaa-chaaaaa!
2026-04-30 13:11:58 Total victory for the bad vibes candidate. Bluesky liberal meltdown imminent.
2026-04-30 18:08:18 It won't resolve until the primary is actually held yeah.
2026-05-01 18:38:13 None
2026-05-04 21:08:40 Also possible the U.S. killed the boats first for screwing with shipping, and the missiles and drones aimed at the UAE was Iran's way of retaliating without provoking the U.S. (since the UAE ain't gon do shit)
2026-05-08 18:13:55 I don't see the word temporary
2026-05-13 21:33:51 It's Flaviover
2026-05-15 22:05:34 Final results are out: [link removed].pe/main/presidenciales
2026-05-19 02:26:51 Massie tried taking water from toilets, but now Massie finds himself in the toilet now.
2026-05-19 22:37:50 Imagine thinking the tiny hat money people run everything and then betting against them.
2026-05-20 18:45:30 🌮
2026-05-20 21:53:12 Gotta wait for Hajj to be over inshallah
2026-05-22 14:22:23 Actually they're right this time
2026-05-25 21:47:10 Needs to be a confirmed U.S. ground strike in Iran.
2026-05-25 22:01:41 None
2026-05-28 03:40:55 Be careful shorting the Colombian mafia's lawyer and hype candidate, they might come after us... plata o plomo.
2026-05-31 23:53:55 Good sport
2026-06-01 02:05:48 I think technically we're still looking at the preconteo (rapid preliminary count) and not the official binding tally (which can take several days), and Petro is calling fraud.
2026-06-01 02:09:10 LOL probably not amigo, but maybe!
2026-06-01 04:41:24 Whoever proposed jumped the gun because the results aren't official yet per the escrutinio. In the meantime, do you REALLY want to hold thousands of $$$ of shares in a disputed (not just here), mobbed-up Colombian election? Think carefully! (You will but I'm just saying.)
2026-06-02 00:16:09 So you know, the provisional results reported don't count for shit, it's a pre-count, the true result will appear when the judges and notaries count all the votes with surveillance and being audited (in the presence of electoral observers) during the scrutiny phase. That's routine in elections and the reason for this is because Colombia is corrupt as fuck. Take several days.
2026-06-02 03:23:46 And you want it to resolve YES because you bet the other way. But I'm not betting 0.05% of my portfolio to flip it for 1c, I'm betting $10 on the possibility that Petro is right and the preliminary results are wrong. Most of the time the discrepancy between preliminary and official results doesn't change the outcome but the Pacto Historico gained 500,000 votes in 2022, which would be enough to flip the results if it happened again. More likely than not, I lose the money, but it's mispriced.
2026-06-02 05:49:54 Sure. I respect your strategy. You played this election better than I did.
2026-06-07 21:06:12 It's like 80% of the country.
2026-06-07 21:16:49 "Tehran FIR" is an airspace zone yeah. It's a big chunk of Iran.
2026-06-07 21:46:24 The NOTAM lists a series of waypoints that draws a polygon. Draw a line from the eastern edge of the Caspian Sea down to the Persian Gulf, everything west of that is closed.
2026-06-07 22:54:11 😂
2026-06-08 00:16:14 Keiko loses by one vote.
2026-06-08 06:10:02 More like 57.6%, and he's pulling ~61%, which at the current rate means he wins by 200k
2026-06-24 01:27:45 lmao
2026-06-24 01:29:08 Two days later. Establishment ethnic machine politics doesn't actually deliver the gibs like they used to. You don't even get a free turkey on Thanksgiving anymore.
2026-07-01 01:48:57 Cooking
2026-07-08 14:21:08 Time to take out the trash.
2026-07-09 13:44:25 We need your aura in this difficult time
2026-07-11 12:15:05 Where were you when Binface saved Ingerland?
2026-07-18 21:15:22 Hi
2026-07-30 10:32:27 Hi
2026-07-31 01:06:42 🦁
2026-09-23 17:38:22 Very L.A. gif
2026-09-23 17:39:49 None
2026-10-03 10:34:47 Que paso
2026-10-09 20:48:54 Talafreako has escaped from the nuthouse everyone look out!!!
2026-10-13 05:17:09 Cornyn deep state patriots are in command. Stand by and stand ready. And trust the plan.
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