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Name: SaturnStormCube
Pseudonym: Tough-Mask
Created: 2025-06-18 21:42:36
Last Activity: 38 minutes ago
Tier: Bronze
Profile profile-image-3065887-ca11bdab-926c-4756-8aac-d030d3ad8f0d.webp
Total Profit $43,646

Stats

Portfolio value $15,779.50
Markets traded 3,260
Trades 3,257
Largest win $7,072.66
Profile views 486
Join date 2025-06-18 21:42:36
All-time rank 4030
All-time PnL $43,645.79
All-time volume $12,639,532.05
All-time profit $43,645.79
Lifetime volume $12,639,532.05
PnL series latest $83,977.42
PnL series start $83,977.42
PnL series points 24
Weighted volume $18,668.54
Geoblock allow No
Geoblock block No
Geoblock close-only No

Biggest wins & losses

Biggest wins

Market Outcome Size PnL
US x Iran permanent peace deal by June 15, 2026? Yes 23264.1199 $7,072.66
Will d4vd be the #1 searched person on Google this year? Yes 19532.579 $5,764.21
Will Reza Pahlavi enter Iran by March 31? Yes 11419.98 $5,061.26

Biggest losses

Open positions (5+)

Market Outcome Size Avg Now Value PnL
Will Trump deport 400-500k people? Yes 1563.3091 $0.25 $0.48 $758.20 $368.08
Will Erling Haaland be the #1 searched person on Google this year? Yes 3556.7275 $0.16 $0.17 $604.64 $18.72
Will Euphoria be the #1 searched TV show on Google this year? No 810.2822 $0.62 $0.74 $597.99 $94.89
US strike on Colombia by December 31? Yes 2025.9557 $0.21 $0.24 $496.36 $75.28
Israel x Iran ceasefire continues through October 15? Yes 500 $0.96 $0.98 $489.25 $10.75

Closed positions (5+)

Recent activity (5+)

When Type Side Market Outcome Price Size USDC
32 minutes ago TRADE BUY Pakistan military action against Afghanistan by November 15, 2026? Yes $0.62 52.492106 $32.55
32 minutes ago TRADE BUY Pakistan military action against Afghanistan by November 15, 2026? Yes $0.62 100 $62.00
38 minutes ago TRADE SELL Tesla and SpaceX merger officially announced by December 31? Yes $0.21 54 $10.98
39 minutes ago TRADE SELL Tesla and SpaceX merger officially announced by December 31? Yes $0.23 29.608696 $6.81
44 minutes ago TRADE BUY Russia x Ukraine ceasefire agreement by January 31, 2027? Yes $0.22 10.29 $2.26

Recent trades (3257)

When Side Market Outcome Price Size
38 minutes ago SELL Tesla and SpaceX merger officially announced by December 31? Yes $0.21 54
48 minutes ago BUY US x Yemen ceasefire continues through October 31? No $0.11 500
1 hour ago BUY US x Yemen ceasefire continues through October 31? No $0.11 500
1 hour ago SELL US-Iran Hormuz Agreement by October 31? Yes $0.10 36.26
16 hours ago SELL Israel x Iran ceasefire continues through November 15? No $0.25 499.99

Comments

2025-09-08 02:24:36 Kash Patel most recent tweet made reference to both Robert Westman and the 'male subject' : [link removed]
2025-09-08 02:28:10 Kash Patel's most recent tweet made reference to both Robert Westman and the 'male subject' : [link removed]
2025-09-08 04:10:41 willing to send you $125 for dispute + 10% of winnings ($250) if successful
2025-09-08 19:49:45 I am generally indifferent to whether I lose or win money in relation to this - I although I don't quite see how the outcome can claimed to be unequivocally wide and credible when you have conflicting statements from officials. To use Noem's (Homeland Sec) statement as damning evidence but ignore Patel's (FBI) (also made subsequent to Noem's tweet implying an 'updated' view) seems overly simplistic and would elicit significant room for debate if it were in a court of law - which of course, we are not in
2025-09-08 23:51:37 Find God
2025-09-09 15:17:45 post in discord
2025-09-10 04:43:24 If this was a real market it would have an option for "Mossad"
2025-09-13 11:23:01 Like if you are a robot
2025-09-13 23:09:25 Like if you have been arrested
2025-09-14 03:08:31 Trans Women are Women
2025-09-14 06:33:41 Interesting logic - Maybe start a prediction market "If you have penis are you woman?" could be title...
2025-09-14 11:58:39 Fact Check: Is Lowtaperfade queer?
2025-09-14 20:42:28 Hmmm - interesting...
2025-09-14 21:14:07 Can you talk about more important issues like whether the shooter was having intercourse with troons. Thx
2025-09-15 10:07:09 "This is a biblical moment. When Jesus was on the cross he said God forgive them for they know not what they do. All these negroes who are askin' me to step down - God forgive them."
2025-09-15 10:53:34 "This is a biblical moment. When Jesus was on the cross he said God forgive them for they know not what they do. All these negroes who are askin' me to step down - God forgive them."
2025-09-16 01:37:36 They're in love. Fuck the war.
2025-09-16 06:47:56 There are seven countries in Africa which begin with the letter M. Malawi is one of these countries
2025-09-16 20:54:56 They really calling dudes who sleep with biological women "queer" today. Insane
2025-09-17 00:37:31 Yes holders complain... but they won't do what is necessary: To get themselves arrested in connection with the assassination of Charlie Kirk. A shame...
2025-09-17 05:06:41 “Anything can happen in life, especially nothing.”
2025-09-21 10:33:52 Take me home... Chair Jerome... To the Place... I belong...
2025-09-22 21:35:39 PopoBigSmoke: Holding '6 No' Thank you for your prudent and sound political analysis I would recommend applying for a position at Reuters
2025-09-22 23:02:59 Yes he does I just talked to him
2025-09-23 10:42:52 I have 7 billion dollars it's okay... We can bet a little "Yes"
2025-09-24 07:07:52 Has Jack Ciattarelli ever lost? Anything? In his life? I didn't think so...
2025-09-24 07:14:34 He is the Prime Minister of Israel
2025-09-25 02:06:11 [Silence a Tylenol Baby is speaking]
2025-09-25 22:34:53 Shot in the head
2025-09-26 03:08:46 Please add Bladee to the list...
2025-09-26 07:32:12 Charlie Kirk goon-ing in Palestine. Thanks for the free money
2025-09-26 08:22:39 Apple has Autism. You are a Tylenol Baby - and, I am going to bulldoze the state of Nevada and turn it into a large Fish Tank.
2025-09-27 01:46:52 Two of our Greatest Thinkers debating the real issues in the comment section of Polymarket. Great contribution guys. Love your work
2025-09-27 08:43:17 I have 7 billion dollars I can afford to donate you peons some spare change which you can spend on a popsicle or perhaps a Twix
2025-09-27 08:45:18 [OMG I got him - I'm LARPing as an 18th century public figure on Polymarket and the world will be shocked by my intellect and wit] He thinks to himself
2025-09-28 00:37:57 Oh no!! We Need MOre Immigration! Help! Our GDP is FALLLING!!!! I HAVE A GOOD IDEA - Lets get some IMMIGRANTS! LETS get some IMMIGRANTS! WE NEED more IMMIGRANTS
2025-09-28 01:58:04 Oh no! Birth Rates are GOING DOWN! WE NEED more IMMIGRATION! if YOU DONT GET MORE IMMIGRANTS! YOU WILL DIE!
2025-09-28 02:30:45 YOU ARE NOW DEAD
2025-09-29 06:43:44 All of these people should be deported. America is mine
2025-09-29 21:27:01 I rebuke this bald Satanic Spawn in the name of Jesus Christ
2025-09-30 12:37:17 There is no more time left
2025-09-30 12:53:45 Look outside... it's too late... you already missed it - it's gone...
2025-09-30 19:24:13 SILENCE ($42) speaking
2025-09-30 19:30:30 I have 7 billion dollars inside of my Salmon farm we are not the same
2025-09-30 22:24:16 You are betting on how many tweets the world's richest man makes in a month yet you are unable to use google to locate his potential timezone. Amazing stuff
2025-10-01 00:02:11 Eric Adams will be endorsing himself for President of the USA
2025-10-01 00:21:22 Failure is not weakness. However, asking for donations on Polymarket is
2025-10-03 12:40:16 [Person who will receive 1.4k if Taylor Swift is not pregnant by the end of 2025]
2025-10-03 19:33:55 Greta Thunberg AI generated sex tape is going to win her the Nobel Peace Prize in 2025
2025-10-03 21:15:19 The Anarchist Peanut will be served the Death Penalty and will publicly hanged at the opening ceremony of the World Cup
2025-10-04 02:33:51 No I am buying because I was hit in the head with a baseball bat at the ripe age of 7 months old
2025-10-04 06:49:46 Most sane Polymarket user
2025-10-04 12:28:28 Watching Sperm Racing with my bitch... None of y'all would know what that's like... because you have no bitches
2025-10-04 12:30:35 Many of y'all have not watched Sperm Racing with your bitch and it shows...
2025-10-05 03:15:33 Big Cock Cuomo will prevail
2025-10-05 23:01:06 If the United States of America drops a Nuclear Bomb on Israel and Palestine does it count as a temporary or permanent ceasefire?
2025-10-06 11:05:15 You're almost right. Both parties are equally as neolithic as each other and are deferring the inevitable Civil War which will occur once they realise they no longer have any humanity for each other
2025-10-06 12:20:34 Goyim Greta will surely be winning this illustrious prize
2025-10-06 12:21:13 Hansel and Goyim Greta
2025-10-07 00:19:36 They possess mass amounts of oil
2025-10-07 00:22:24 Please add Bladee as an option
2025-10-07 06:28:59 Faster way to access MAID
2025-10-07 06:30:54 The cartels have only existed for the last 50 years of American history so I'm not sure how it could happen prior to this
2025-10-07 07:16:32 He is starting an OnlyFans
2025-10-07 10:31:24 You're right a man who is barely sentient or a woman who is close to a neolithic Mongoloid in intellect is vastly superior - very astute
2025-10-07 10:49:05 Insane to call a strong independent black man who is currently in Albania a "dark" horse... KKK member sighted... redskywalker11 you will be exterminated
2025-10-07 20:57:11 Buying Yes on Marco Rubio is a free 99%
2025-10-08 06:53:38 Macron is being deported to Mauritania as we speak
2025-10-08 21:22:09 Basically are betting on chance of him being assassinated
2025-10-08 22:20:06 Benjamin Netanyahu
2025-10-08 23:02:51 There is close to zero chance this is 50/50 within a couple of hours
2025-10-08 23:55:01 A good way to test whether you are lucky is to walk across a highway
2025-10-09 01:53:46 "AI" you were born with an AI inside of your body it's called a "Brain"
2025-10-09 01:56:18 That seems like a flawed process
2025-10-09 02:30:07 He's going to win the Prize
2025-10-09 04:35:54 Tip me $3000 and I will spend it on a high end escort
2025-10-09 05:41:25 Where is Bladee
2025-10-09 07:11:30 Donald J Trump - Recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize - it rolls off of the tongue
2025-10-09 07:31:50 Man is so retarded he thinks I'm from Lithuania
2025-10-09 07:33:36 I don't think he will receive it but it would be the most comical timeline
2025-10-09 07:38:03 Send me $10 and I will send you $20
2025-10-09 07:59:16 DICTATOR
2025-10-09 09:29:41 It's the easiest 100% ROI of your life
2025-10-09 09:30:40 Schmonhey is currently on a plane to Paris with the plans of getting the job done himself
2025-10-09 10:40:57 Guys I'm going to start a support group for you all maybe you can out-scam the scammers on the next market if you pool your collective intellectual talents together
2025-10-09 11:01:53 I so badly want the French schizophrenic to win $120k
2025-10-10 01:01:36 Give the prize to the Hawk Tuah girl
2025-10-10 01:10:26 Anyone have the Nobel Prize Committee's phone numbers? Maybe we can just call them and ask?
2025-10-10 01:14:00 Taylor Swift should be placed on a terrorist watchlist
2025-10-10 01:28:59 Ted Kaczynski should receive the award posthumously
2025-10-10 01:32:51 She's an AI Assistant. You can download the app on your phone
2025-10-10 01:48:22 Why are there no Black nominees?
2025-10-10 01:53:07 Why isn't there a Nobel War Prize?
2025-10-10 01:55:35 Where are the Indians? Their population is over 1 billion. Surely one of them has done something worthy of receiving this illustrious prize
2025-10-10 01:59:54 RACIST Nobel Committee
2025-10-10 02:11:30 If Donald Trump was African he would have won this prize
2025-10-10 02:26:29 I don't know who these people are
2025-10-10 02:26:58 Too long I'm trying to get some gelato later
2025-10-10 03:30:12 You announce that the ceasefire is starting on the 9th, on the 8th
2025-10-10 03:39:52 Amazing
2025-10-10 04:22:27 You guys don't own enough no shares. You should have at least 100k for when this flips
2025-10-10 04:23:36 You should probably have 1 million minimum tbh but even that's not so much
2025-10-10 05:03:19 Give the prize to Gucci Mane
2025-10-10 06:45:51 Bonnie Blue should receive the Nobel Prize
2025-10-10 06:56:37 You can just do this friend
2025-10-10 08:11:56 Marco Rubio finna win this Prize I'm telling y'all
2025-10-10 08:28:00 slavaamerica2 is Barron Trump
2025-10-10 10:46:07 They are aware of how the UMA system works
2025-10-10 10:56:37 Guys I think you should organise a protest outside of the Polymarket HQ
2025-10-10 10:56:53 1280 Lexington Avenue New York, NY
2025-10-10 11:47:47 Who are these people and what do they do
2025-10-10 12:27:32 By who?
2025-10-10 19:18:15 Polymarket MUST burn
2025-10-10 19:27:53 That would be a wise decision
2025-10-10 19:38:51 At least crackheads have shame
2025-10-10 21:02:30 Dudes genuinely holding 400k of No you have lost your minds please seek God
2025-10-10 22:26:29 Nothing ever Happens: Maduro will remain King of Earth
2025-10-10 22:49:28 "None in 2025"
2025-10-10 23:29:40 Wow, interesting - thank you
2025-10-11 00:55:27 If every user of this website was instantly killed in a targeted airstrike the world would remain largely unchanged
2025-10-11 10:25:37 The wording is 'permanent removal' so I assume this would not count for a Yes resolution
2025-10-11 11:27:37 Add Portland
2025-10-12 01:39:40 ICE Removals include aliens processed for Expedited Removal (ER) or Voluntary Return (VR) that are turned over to ERO for detention. As of May 12, 2023, aliens processed for ER that were turned over from Border Patrol to ICE for removal via ICE Air are also included. Aliens processed for ER and not detained by ERO or VR after June 1, 2013, and not detained by ERO are primarily processed by Border Patrol. Those statistics are not included in this dashboard and are maintained by CBP. This does not include Title 42 expulsions.
2025-10-12 01:40:25 I do not think it is likely that self-deportations via the CBP app will be included within the ICE report. You can view the ICE data for 2025FY on their website already and it only tracks to 320k
2025-10-12 10:28:45 There is a reason I have a negative P/L
2025-10-12 10:50:09 Wales is a country
2025-10-12 10:59:48 Wales is a country
2025-10-12 15:11:17 Wales is a country
2025-10-12 22:49:33 The Wall will be Touched
2025-10-12 23:13:21 The Wall will impose itself upon Man
2025-10-12 23:41:11 Wales is still a country
2025-10-13 06:27:48 Like if you are pregnant
2025-10-13 06:30:50 This market is only for these specific individuals / countries
2025-10-14 00:46:02 If every person who owned shares in this market had their homes obliterated by a nuclear airstrike the world would instantly improve
2025-10-15 09:37:51 Charlie Kirk cannot win this category. He will be in the 'Passing' category for people who have died similar to George Floyd and various others
2025-10-16 05:58:33 This is not True, Meghan Markle was #2 in 2017 and #1 in 2018
2025-10-16 06:08:41 Trump tripled last year
2025-10-17 10:26:51 Sydney Sweeney is winning this one
2025-10-17 10:31:28 Impressive, very nice, large spike, I've never seen a spike so big in my life, thank you!
2025-10-17 10:53:02 She also has a massive rack and I don't think you're taking this into consideration here
2025-10-17 12:53:19 Charlie Kirk is going to win this one
2025-10-17 20:02:56 Because she is pregnant
2025-10-17 20:13:17 I think he works for Google
2025-10-18 02:16:35 This is misinformation
2025-10-18 02:22:27 Bill Ackman is going to commit never before seen levels of vote fraud in this election and Cuomo will win
2025-10-18 04:00:30 Easy 7000% return on No btw
2025-10-18 04:08:53 Okay
2025-10-18 05:27:46 If you love fake corrupt corporatism you're absolutely going to LOVE fake corrupt communism
2025-10-18 05:32:40 Also it should be noted that in 2013 there was no "Passing" category and therefore some of the most popular "People" were those who died in the year (Mandela, Paul Walker)
2025-10-18 06:16:49 Yes
2025-10-18 06:22:05 It's a joke it seems that your assessment is more or less correct barring any drastic changes to the methodology
2025-10-18 07:00:36 You don't have to spend your time convincing someone who wants to lose their money not to lose it btw
2025-10-18 11:55:50 They're saying it came from CHY-NA
2025-10-18 13:02:45 Elizabeth Holmes is going to be saved by Donald Trump and taken to a lab where she can finish building Theranos once and for all
2025-10-18 14:36:21 I just talked to Xi. He said everything "Okay"
2025-10-19 21:14:34 Google CEO is not a #Feminist
2025-10-21 10:49:55 Buy more YES
2025-10-23 18:26:03 Is dead. Cannot win
2025-10-23 18:37:29 Charlie Kirk cannot win this award as he is dead FYI
2025-10-26 21:57:04 You should request to have them added then
2025-10-28 05:50:18 Keep in mind the cut off date for the data last year was Nov 23, and Wicked releases on Nov-22 this year!
2025-11-04 01:42:55 Mamdani talks to a levitating sheep by August 17?
2025-11-04 23:49:31 Okay
2025-11-07 18:43:53 One would assume that this only applies to the current iteration of the government shutdown
2025-11-13 22:42:32 The Goat will burn
2025-11-17 18:36:37 The prior years are very hard to correlate and I think this is the most opaque out of all of the #1 searched markets. Think Kirk / Israel Gaza are overpriced
2025-11-17 22:39:00 Polymarket discord in the Polymarket ideas channel
2025-11-18 05:43:38 Mass literacy was a mistake
2025-11-18 17:31:14 Agree, also fatigue on this topic is high. I don't think many people are googling this anymore. Rather taking their news from various media / news sources online
2025-12-05 20:32:26 It's closer to 0
2025-12-05 22:13:10 Nuke the Goat
2025-12-17 04:38:16 Can someone plz donate $62,000 to the GoFundMe within the next 20 minutes thx xx
2025-12-17 05:08:14 Very gracious indeed Snow White
2025-12-25 00:21:16 Add Bladee
2025-12-25 14:18:21 All I want for Christmas is Data Set #9
2025-12-28 07:26:02 Nuke the Goat
2025-12-28 15:52:15 Nuke the Goat
2025-12-29 21:46:35 If a bomb explodes in the woods but Polymarket isn't able to confirm it via a consensus of credible reporting did a bomb explode in the woods at all?
2025-12-31 15:52:15 Not the resolution source
2025-12-31 15:57:43 It's not a resolution source; Youtube Music does not mention feature and uses the wording Doechii & SZA
2025-12-31 15:58:32 The rules also explicitly include songs which appear on "any" streaming platform as joint
2025-12-31 16:03:50 I hope your day improves
2026-01-02 04:31:36 Most likely this will resolve No due to the bad clarification. However, in my view, and many others in the UMA thread prior to the clarification being issued, it is wrong. My main issue with the clarification is it is logically inconsistent. The No resolution is being justified because of the clause "re-releases, deluxe editions, compilations or greatest hits albums will not count, unless they contain at least 50% tracks that have never been officially released in any format..." The key issue with this is that the album in question is (1) not a re-release of an existing album (2) not a deluxe edition (3) not a compilation album (4) not a greatest hits album. As the album in question does not satisfy any of these conditions, the clause stating that over 50% of the tracks must never have been officially released in any format used to resolve this to N is not relevant to the resolution of this market given it only pertains to these 4 cases outlined above.
2026-01-02 04:34:27 IMO for this album to satisfy this it would have to be one of the following: (1 - re-release) Olivia Rodrigo - Guts (Remastered) (2 - Deluxe) Olivia Rodrigo - Guts (Deluxe edition) (3 - compilation) The Very Best of Olivia Rodrigo (4 - greatest hits) - Olivia Rodrigo's Greatest Hits
2026-01-02 04:35:05 Considering the album in question does not satisfy any of these it is peculiar to why the clarification was issued in this manner
2026-01-08 19:24:58 "We control the energy resources, and we tell the regime, you're allowed to sell the oil so long as you serve America's national interest, you're not allowed to sell it if you can't serve America's national interest," Vance said.
2026-01-08 19:25:16 “This Oil will be sold at its Market Price, and that money will be controlled by me, as President of the United States of America,” he wrote.
2026-01-08 19:25:37 During conversations led by US Secretary of State Marco Rubio, the Trump administration told Venezuela’s interim president Delcy Rodriguez that the country must cut ties with China, Iran, Russia and Cuba, and agree to partner exclusively with the US on oil production, the officials said.
2026-01-08 19:26:33 The White House said Venezuela’s interim government must take orders from the US, despite Venezuela’s interim leader, Delcy Rodriguez, insisting no foreign power is in charge.
2026-01-08 20:35:01 Yes
2026-01-10 16:27:24 scam below
2026-01-23 17:11:02 We have strayed far from the light
2026-02-01 15:59:15 Scam below
2026-02-06 01:06:18 The highest concentration of rocket fire against the United States in 2026 predicted to occur while Mars is within 30 degrees of the lunar node between February 4 2026 and April 19, 2026
2026-02-09 22:16:58 The highest concentration of rocket fire against the United States in 2026 predicted to occur while Mars is within 30 degrees of the lunar node between February 4 2026 and April 19, 2026
2026-02-13 02:54:13 Neg-risk sub-market: 'What will be the duration of Peter Magyar's sextape?'
2026-02-18 02:23:47 What is cloudflare
2026-02-20 02:17:25 By the way, nice trucks. You think I could hop into one of them and drive it away? I'd love to do it. Just drive the hell outta here. Just get the hell out of this. I had such a good life. My life was great
2026-02-20 22:13:39 War is bad
2026-02-28 06:20:25 No peace only crazy war
2026-03-02 16:40:53 The 'invade' market has a clause which requires establishment of control of the country. This market only requires the physical presence of US forces within Iranian territory
2026-03-10 23:39:24 Will Clavicular and Gorlock the Destroyer sex tape release before 31 May 2026
2026-03-10 23:39:47 Will Clavicular develop nuclear weapons before 2027
2026-03-10 23:40:27 Will the United States of America assassinate Clavicular before 31 July 2026
2026-03-28 00:45:31 None
2026-03-28 15:18:43 Scam below
2026-03-29 20:10:40 Polymarket discord in the Polymarket ideas channel. I think these dates have been requested already
2026-03-30 00:33:21 He might not do it
2026-03-30 04:35:21 SCAM
2026-04-06 20:36:03 He will nuke Mashhad and praise allah for the liberation of the Iranian people soon
2026-04-21 01:51:18 Clavicular abortion in 2026?
2026-04-23 14:21:37 Mexican President Claudia Sheinbaum said Wednesday that her government was never informed that CIA agents would be participating in the raid of a clandestine drug lab, an incident that comes amid growing tension between the U.S. and Mexico on how to battle cartels.
2026-04-23 14:21:48 The agents in Sunday’s raid were dressed in Chihuahua State Investigative Agency uniforms to blend in with Mexican officials, said people familiar with the operation, who spoke on condition of anonymity to discuss internal matters
2026-04-23 14:21:58 [link removed]
2026-04-29 15:32:28 Israel also struck Iraq: [link removed]
2026-04-29 15:33:44 [link removed]
2026-05-01 00:14:06 scam below
2026-05-01 01:37:44 Brother you are linking a blog from 2025
2026-05-01 01:56:10 [link removed]
2026-05-01 01:57:03 also, [link removed]
2026-05-24 01:48:27 DO NOT GET SCAMMED BY THE SUBHUMAN BELOW
2026-05-26 02:22:12 Insiders accumulating
2026-05-26 19:22:49 Hello my esteemed and loyal companion Benjamin I hope you are having a pleasant day thus far
2026-06-15 03:46:46 There is no point disputing this market, you will lose the 750 bond as the latter dated markets have already resolved to yes (31 December, etc). Don't waste your money on this occasion but be aware next time if you have a position and you want to dispute it that you have a 2 hours window to do so
2026-06-16 07:20:55 noppp
2026-06-17 19:56:51 I think 1
2026-06-20 21:48:45 KEIR STARMER HIT AND KILLED BY DRONE STRIKE IN SOUTHERN IRAQ. UK PARLIAMENT VOWS TO RETALIATE WITH FORCE
2026-06-21 15:09:17 KEIR STARMER RAVAGED BY PACK OF HYENAS OUTSIDE ISLAMABAD LEAVING HIS FACE "HEAVILY DISFIGURED", HEALTH OFFICIALS SAY
2026-06-21 16:15:31 KEIR STARMER REPORTEDLY KILLED IN MOTORCYCLE ACCIDENT IN STREETS OF MOGADISHU. UK GOVERNMENT VOWS TO INVESTIGATE THE MATTER THOROUGHLY
2026-06-21 21:33:59 KEIR STARMER REPORTEDLY KILLED IN HIT AND RUN OUTSIDE 11 DOWNING STREET. SEARCH FOR SUSPECT ONGOING PER MI6
2026-06-21 23:22:02 KEIR STARMER REPORTEDLY LEAVING NEGOTIATIONS IN TEL AVIV. CURRENT INTENT OF MEETINGS REMAINS UNCLEAR
2026-06-22 01:37:13 KEIR STARMER HIT BY ERRANT MQ9 MISSILE IN SYRIA. HAS BEEN TAKEN TO NEARBY HOSPITAL PER HEALTH OFFICIALS
2026-06-22 01:56:56 QATARI DELEGATION SAYS STARMER HAS "NO PLANS TO STEP DOWN" AFTER LONG DAY OF DIPLOMATIC TALKS IN OMAN
2026-06-22 19:25:30 SULTAN OF OMAN THREATENS TO BOMB SEATTLE IF STRAIT DOES NOT SEE A 7-DAY MOVING AVERAGE OF TRANSIT CALLS EQUAL TO OR ABOVE 60 BEFORE THE 30TH OF JUNE
2026-06-25 15:54:03 TRUMP: THOUSANDS OF VESSELS HAVE CROSSED THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ IN THE PAST 24 HOURS CARRYING BIG BEAUTIFUL BARRELS OF OIL
2026-06-25 21:00:00 "THE IMO HAS RESTARTED THE EVACUATION OF SHIPS WAITING TO LEAVE THE PERSIAN GULF"
2026-07-13 18:06:19 WSJ: MOJTABA KHAMENEI SEEN BURNING COPY OF MOU IN MASHHAD
2026-07-16 22:17:19 I woke up this morning. I opened 2 gifts. One was Iran announcing a full airspace closure. Thank you God. Life is beautiful.
2026-07-17 19:10:42 WSJ: KEIR STARMER SEEN ON SHORES OF KHARG ISLAND SEARCHING FOR NEW POSITION AS IRANIAN OIL EXECUTIVE
2026-07-17 20:42:56 FOX SPORTS: LEBRON REPORTEDLY CONSIDERING JOINING IRGC AS 'FINAL STEPPING STONE' NECESSARY TO SETTLE GOAT DEBATE
2026-07-17 21:12:50 CNN: LEBRON ENGAGED IN HEATED DISCUSSIONS WITH JARED KUSHNER REGARDING ESTABLISHMENT OF NEW NBA TEAM IN ALBANIA
2026-07-17 22:00:55 EDI RAMA SAYS 'IMMENSE PRIVILEGE' TO HAVE LEBRON SIGN WITH THE ALBANIAN ASTRONAUTS. DECLARES ENTIRE JAMES FAMILY HONORARY ALBANIAN CITIZENS
2026-07-20 19:45:19 Last week Jesus Christ told me that the US military will invade Iran, they will be there for around 3 months but all glory and honor be to Jesus Christ. Money comes and goes, but your salvation is at hand. Take the decision today and follow him. He's real he loves you and wants a relationship with you. Matthew 16:26. Don't love money love the one in true God
2026-08-02 13:38:33 Portwatch data for the time period is yet to release
2026-08-03 21:29:13 USA will attack IRAN by August 9
2026-09-03 08:10:45 The strike must occur after market creation time (i.e. after jul 16 2026)
2026-10-09 00:10:49 Yung Soleimani will win Nobel Peace Prize 2026 #PowerPlayer #InfluentialIndividual
2026-10-12 03:39:52 I think about MEPP sometimes. Mornings, mostly. Occasionally nights, or while crossing the street. People call MEPP the Da Vinci of the 21st century, which is fine, I suppose. The cultural influence is there if you care about that type of thing. I was walking along the river the other day and it occurred to me that MEPP got the price of a foldable phone wrong. Not a big deal. It’s a phone. It folds. Da Vinci never mispriced one, but nobody is keeping the score. Anyway.
2026-10-13 10:21:52 MEPP walked into a bar on a Tuesday. There was a girl there, eighteen, laid off by Amazon that morning. She was drinking water, because water is free. MEPP looked at her. He had called it months ago: the sexual market value of an eighteen year old Amazon employee was sinking. Now here it was, rock bottom. I’ve done it again, he thought. Nobody can predict sexual market value quite like me. He thinks this often, usually near a reflective surface. He walked up to her, introducing himself as Billy Reward Diego. She said nothing. She had heard all three words before, just never in a row. He asked if she wanted to see his penthouse. It is a studio. There is a loft bed. He calls the loft the operational headquarters. She stared at him without hostility or interest, the way one looks at a screen that is loading. The trade was still good, MEPP mused to himself, just early. Your new thought line is an improvement, and I kept the full phrase repeated in it, since the pride in such a narrow specialty is the joke. I made three small changes:
2026-10-14 03:07:28 MEPP walked into a bar on a Tuesday. There was a girl there, eighteen, laid off by Amazon that morning. She was drinking water, because water is free. MEPP looked at her. He had called it months ago: the sexual market value of an eighteen year old Amazon employee was sinking. Now here it was, rock bottom. I’ve done it again, he thought. Nobody can predict sexual market value quite like me. He thinks this often, usually near a reflective surface. He walked up to her, introducing himself as Billy Reward Diego. She said nothing. She had heard all three words before, just never in a row. He asked if she wanted to see his penthouse. It is a studio. There is a loft bed. He calls the loft the operational headquarters. She stared at him without hostility or interest, the way one looks at a screen that is loading. The trade was still good, MEPP mused to himself, just early.
2026-10-14 05:35:05 MEPP watched the Iranian foreign minister’s press conference on a Tuesday, on a laptop in his penthouse. The first subtitle read: “The nation of Iran remains committed to diplomatic pathways.” MEPP turned them off. He followed the remaining twenty-five minutes closely, in Farsi, which he does not speak, noting when the minister touched his glasses, when he paused, and a long stretch near the end when he seemed to smile at someone off camera. Muslim double speak, he concluded, not having understood a word. He took a folder labeled Iran from his desk drawer. It was the only folder. He checked what he had written the week before. It read Muslim double speak. So did the week before that. He went back through the summer, the spring, and most of last year. Every page said the same thing, underlined once in red ink. He took a clean sheet of paper, wrote down Muslim double speak, underlined it once in red, and filed it away. His understanding had never been better.
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