Account Information
Name:
ineedmassage
Bio:
HiiiPower
Pseudonym:
Dear-Acoustics
Created:
2025-06-13 18:53:18
Last Activity:
4 days ago
Tier:
Bronze
profile-image-3037733-44a6ac39-5247-41f4-98d7-5eb1eaea011a.png
Total Profit
$21,659
Blockchain trace
| Address | Roles | Chains | Currencies | Total | Requests |
|---|
Stats
Portfolio value
$15,852.78
Markets traded
1,087
Trades
1,087
Largest win
$5,245.21
Profile views
2,001
Join date
2025-06-13 18:53:18
All-time rank
7472
All-time PnL
$21,658.76
All-time volume
$1,738,192.37
All-time profit
$21,658.76
Lifetime volume
$1,738,192.37
PnL series latest
$21,644.76
PnL series start
$21,812.46
PnL series points
23
Weighted volume
$4,227.40
Geoblock allow
No
Geoblock block
No
Geoblock close-only
No
Biggest wins & losses
Biggest wins
| Market | Outcome | Size | PnL |
|---|---|---|---|
| US x Iran permanent peace deal by June 15, 2026? | Yes | 25890.3613 | $5,245.21 |
| Will Putin meet with Zelenskyy by September 30? | No | 9348.9846 | $3,958.61 |
| US x Iran permanent peace deal by June 30, 2026? | Yes | 5539.76 | $1,717.81 |
Biggest losses
| Market | Outcome | Size | PnL |
|---|---|---|---|
| Russia x Ukraine ceasefire by May 31, 2026? | No | 13457.4251 | $-5,577.38 |
| Russia x Ukraine ceasefire by end of 2026? | No | 3986.05 | $-2,750.37 |
| Will Kai and Speed beat the Minecraft challenge by August 17? | No | 1999.99 | $-1,614.80 |
Open positions (5+)
| Market | Outcome | Size | Avg | Now | Value | PnL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Will Trump pardon Ryan Salame before 2027? | No | 3616.11 | $0.74 | $0.77 | $2,784.40 | $103.89 |
| Another S&P 500 Company buys Bitcoin by December 31, 2026? | No | 2761.2935 | $0.53 | $0.82 | $2,269.78 | $806.77 |
| Israel and Syria normalize relations by December 31, 2026? | No | 2020.78 | $0.86 | $0.88 | $1,768.18 | $31.90 |
| Will there be no change in Fed interest rates after the September 2026 meeting? | Yes | 1999.99 | $0.66 | $0.65 | $1,289.99 | $-40.00 |
| Will Uber ask Travis Kalanick back by June 30, 2027? | No | 749.42 | $0.97 | $0.93 | $698.46 | $-29.98 |
Closed positions (5+)
| Market | Outcome | Size | PnL |
|---|---|---|---|
| US x Iran permanent peace deal by June 15, 2026? | Yes | 25890.3613 | $5,245.21 |
| Will Putin meet with Zelenskyy by September 30? | No | 9348.9846 | $3,958.61 |
| US x Iran permanent peace deal by June 30, 2026? | Yes | 5539.76 | $1,717.81 |
| Will the Iranian regime fall by June 30? | No | 10506.9048 | $1,579.54 |
| Robinhood larger than Coinbase before 2026? | Yes | 2729.82 | $1,365.00 |
Recent activity (5+)
| When | Type | Side | Market | Outcome | Price | Size | USDC |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4 days ago | TRADE | SELL | US announces end of Iranian blockade by September 14, 2026? | Yes | $0.24 | 359.93 | $86.38 |
| 4 days ago | TRADE | BUY | No change in Reserve Bank of Australia's interest rates at the September 2026 meeting? | Yes | $0.66 | 20 | $13.44 |
| 4 days ago | TRADE | BUY | Reserve Bank of Australia increases interest rates by 25 bps at the September 2026 meeting? | No | $0.67 | 57.69 | $39.29 |
| 4 days ago | TRADE | BUY | Reserve Bank of Australia increases interest rates by 25 bps at the September 2026 meeting? | No | $0.67 | 20.01 | $13.61 |
| 4 days ago | TRADE | BUY | Reserve Bank of Australia increases interest rates by 25 bps at the September 2026 meeting? | No | $0.65 | 106.47 | $70.74 |
Recent trades (1087)
| When | Side | Market | Outcome | Price | Size |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4 days ago | SELL | US announces end of Iranian blockade by September 14, 2026? | Yes | $0.24 | 359.93 |
| 4 days ago | BUY | No change in Reserve Bank of Australia's interest rates at the September 2026 meeting? | Yes | $0.66 | 20 |
| 4 days ago | BUY | Reserve Bank of Australia increases interest rates by 25 bps at the September 2026 meeting? | No | $0.67 | 57.69 |
| 4 days ago | BUY | Reserve Bank of Australia increases interest rates by 25 bps at the September 2026 meeting? | No | $0.67 | 20.01 |
| 4 days ago | BUY | Reserve Bank of Australia increases interest rates by 25 bps at the September 2026 meeting? | No | $0.65 | 106.47 |
Comments
2025-06-14 19:59:14
Seems fairly plausible that this guy has no idea what heâs talking about.
2025-06-14 20:02:48
Itâs better to trust the most notorious prediction markets manipulator and scammer.
2025-06-14 20:07:09
That I can agree on
2025-06-15 19:15:12
Israel attacking Iran wasn't imminent either, go figure.
2025-06-17 13:27:29
Yeah
2025-06-17 13:28:16
Iâm thankful for the fact that youâre not a judge
2025-06-17 16:25:02
LMFAO 50K BUY
2025-06-17 16:27:20
And now bro is selling his 50k stack, God Bless You
2025-06-17 16:33:58
government-imposed restrictions
2025-06-20 06:38:06
Thanks Elon
2025-06-20 06:39:36
Elon maximized shareholder value
2025-06-22 11:26:51
[link removed].il/news-military/Israel_iran_war/[link removed]?pId=173113802
2025-06-22 14:44:23
âNo one could tell you how much it has been damaged,â he continues. He adds that because of observed changes in the shape of the sites, âone cannot exclude that there is significant damage there.â
2025-06-22 14:50:57
Vance tells NBCâs âMeet the Pressâ that he feels âvery confident that weâve substantially delayed [Iranâs] development of a nuclear weapon,â and that, while he canât provide an official assessment, he suspects it would be âmany, many yearsâ now before Iran could reach the bomb.
2025-06-22 18:12:43
'ayuha almithliuwn almutakhalifuna, 'aqsim 'anakum satamutun fi aljahim
2025-06-22 18:35:59
You will get raped by black dicks
2025-06-22 22:09:37
To those arguing that it's invite-only, consider this: Even a public app on the App Store is, in a sense, invite-only, since only people with compatible devices and access to the store can use it. (So not every person in the world) The difference is just in the size and definition of the invited group. From this perspective, everything is invite-only, public just means the invitation is extended broadly enough. So if an app or service is accessible to a defined set of invited users, it still qualifies as public under this logic, because the definition of "public" was not clarified in the rules. And since all other criteria are also fulfilled, this should clearly resolve to 'yes'.
2025-06-22 22:14:27
The beta app is expiring in 90 days -- which means Tesla will evaluate after that if they're ready for a public launch.
2025-06-22 22:18:05
Also, conveniently, Texasâ new autonomous-vehicle law takes effect on 1 September 2025.
2025-06-22 22:25:55
meow meow woof woof, *shitting on you*
2025-06-22 22:26:53
this asian dick is going to rape your account
2025-06-24 09:30:43
Gay
2025-06-24 17:22:33
P3
2025-06-24 17:23:47
p2 would be speculation, but yeah
2025-06-24 17:54:22
The P3 option is often too little used, but in this context it fully makes sense.
2025-06-24 18:05:15
Not how it works, bud
2025-06-24 18:28:15
can we get a market if trump says kni88er
2025-06-24 19:29:13
P3!
2025-06-25 12:35:32
-26k jesus bro u should find a job
2025-06-25 12:39:06
Nah bro u are broke
2025-06-25 12:39:31
please redeposit, cha-ching!
2025-06-25 12:41:10
nigga said kerfuffled
2025-06-25 12:42:29
new word in my vocabulary
2025-06-25 12:54:37
P3
2025-06-25 13:07:04
Daddy please
2025-06-25 13:12:36
Lebron james
2025-06-25 21:08:58
Oh yikes, someone just burned 60k
2025-06-25 22:14:08
Here you go: [link removed]
2025-06-25 22:16:00
File a complaint to the feds (FBI): [link removed]
2025-06-26 19:43:10
hello good sirs how is this market still 80c
2025-06-26 20:32:33
The Messiah
2025-06-27 09:20:11
Remember when people bonded N because it wasn't possible for IAEA to physically enter the building and do an assessment, lolololol
2025-06-27 09:44:52
The polymarket intel bait is crazy
2025-06-27 10:56:03
im going to fuck your asshole
2025-06-27 11:04:46
retail traders, nigga is acting like the whales on polymarket.com are institutions
2025-06-27 11:07:29
a fellow human being that is retarded
2025-06-27 12:30:55
Massive On-site Penetration
2025-06-27 12:50:49
Is this a money printer
2025-06-27 12:52:37
Buy some more Y lil boy
2025-06-27 12:52:52
Fill my limit rn, ty
2025-06-27 12:53:31
Knure is a skinny fa88ot
2025-06-27 12:54:04
Knure is a little retard, I must pet you
2025-06-27 12:54:44
I canât resist, Knure is my dog
2025-06-27 12:55:53
You could be my rug
2025-06-27 12:57:08
I am going through psychosis and Knure is my savior
2025-06-27 13:02:10
Knureâs mom is a prostitute and Knureâs dad is an alcoholic. Please try to be tolerant
2025-06-27 13:03:03
Raise your voice, ALLAHU AKBAR
2025-06-27 13:04:39
WOW, what an information edge you found yourself Knure. Fucking retarded monkey.
2025-06-27 14:56:58
Knure knume [link removed]
2025-06-27 14:59:10
Vaboss bought 3,270 Yes at 98.0 (3,205)
2025-06-27 15:01:40
I can always recognize a monkey
2025-06-27 15:08:34
Wow, what a market
2025-07-06 15:04:03
this is a test
2025-07-06 20:38:22
Fujin is a prime example of a retard that gets lucky in the beginning and starts to believe too much of himself until he eventually goes busto.
2025-07-07 10:15:57
Ez
2025-07-07 10:16:18
Big black balls
2025-07-07 17:39:46
I need some dick dick dick dick
2025-07-09 10:48:27
Plugged in and ready to win
2025-07-09 14:04:25
WAR-ACTIVIST, you borderline schizo bro??
2025-07-09 14:16:07
That yo sister in the pic?
2025-07-10 08:16:51
Woof woof
2025-07-10 20:35:23
Noo brooo ceasefire brooo
2025-07-10 20:37:17
Weâre so close, just kiss each other
2025-07-11 08:48:53
Yo, Tyrone!! Whatâs up man!!
2025-07-11 09:00:48
Israeli forces kill 10 aid seekers as Palestinians faint in the streets. What a GREAT day!!
2025-07-11 11:58:23
Aki is getting cocky, UH OH. Hope this fucker gets BTFO with his little bussy.
2025-07-11 14:57:37
NOtards have forgotten the rule of 3 (THREE). Itâs happening!!!!
2025-07-11 15:24:31
Cool mental shortcuts youâve got there, bud
2025-07-11 15:36:37
Daddyâs bankroll is soon vanished
2025-07-11 15:37:34
I just know youâre anxious as fuck, just wait your reaction when you lose EVERYTHING.
2025-07-11 19:43:54
No liquidity for No f@ggots to sell into when the POSITIVE news for YES holders eventually CUM
2025-07-11 19:44:24
Thereâs PLENTY of days left in the month, HA
2025-07-11 19:51:01
Why are you celebrating when youâll eat cereal with water as soon as WITKOFF jumps on the plane to Doha, Qatar to kiss feet
2025-07-11 19:51:38
Oh man, oh man, this is going to be ENTERTAINING
2025-07-11 21:16:26
JSJR is a NAZI. Listen to yourself, I hope the Ukrainians tie your balls to a helicopter and swindle you around like a fidget spinner
2025-07-11 21:19:30
Hope does it taste to suck Putinâs little dick you inbred fuck. Canât stand your gayness bruh
2025-07-11 22:14:28
See? Jsjr is a putinist and a neo-nazi!!
2025-07-11 22:56:17
You have HIV
2025-07-12 21:08:56
Aki, how does it feel knowing that not even a prostitute will offer their services to your broke ass
2025-07-12 21:10:16
There's a 90% chance Aki is either a pajeet or a muslim, I put my money on pajeet.
2025-07-12 21:16:11
What a beautiful month for Aki to get BTFO. See you on the streets someday sweetie, hope everything works out in the end!
2025-07-12 21:16:52
"Unfortunately," LOL. You're the perfect example of a cuck.
2025-07-12 21:25:12
So many days left and no exit liquidity for the Notards that maxed into this market thinking it's a bond, LOL. Tough luck.
2025-07-12 22:56:32
Yeah yeah, youre a poor insecure fuck LOL
2025-07-12 22:57:34
"Before you bet, think about it, are you really smarter than Aki?" LMFAOOOOO, is this supposed to be a challenge?
2025-07-12 22:57:48
YAAS QUEEEN
2025-07-12 23:00:42
Aki is the definition of a retard that got lucky in the beginning and thinks he's a fucking superforecaster LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO
2025-07-12 23:02:28
Honey, youre just a retard and yet to be humbled like the little sissy boy you are
2025-07-30 20:21:47
Already happened in after hours
2025-08-01 13:52:42
It has already happened, boss
2025-08-06 14:37:53
Gay niggas everywhere
2025-08-18 16:08:08
Chudaii
2025-08-18 16:50:54
God, I hate n1gg3s
2025-08-20 08:44:24
PUTIN FORMALLY AGREES TO MEET ZELENSKYY IN QATAR IN A COUPLE OF DAYS - BLOOMBERG.
2025-08-20 18:59:35
i would market sell
2025-08-22 09:27:01
Saylors my brother is back in the game
2025-08-22 11:07:41
Uh oh, weâve got an insider in the room
2025-08-22 15:19:27
Yet youâre the one commenting, go figure
2025-08-24 20:33:44
Still wonder from time to time if Fetty Wap has WAP
2025-08-24 20:41:23
is the cat also doing a 40-day fast
2025-08-25 07:49:50
Ossi creampied Miles
2025-08-25 08:25:29
Miles gets his protein from Ossi's cum
2025-08-25 08:34:05
what a beautiful day, i shall finger point these sentences in the holy bible
2025-08-25 22:00:42
Boo Motherfuckin' Hoo
2025-08-25 22:01:41
Miles is such a puzzy complaining about bitch shit
2025-08-25 22:03:43
LMFAO, the first time this guy is talking about safety and precaution in his life
2025-08-25 22:04:20
Typical signs of schizophrenia, I just know you too well, rat
2025-08-25 22:23:41
Nice, Miles just literally threw the cat aggressively, this person is twisted
2025-08-25 22:28:07
Miles said he's going to donate the cat to someone else, but im quite sure he'll just kill and eat it instead
2025-08-25 22:30:22
Unironically, there's like a 10% chance he gets aids from the cat as it's some dirty rag from Afghanistan
2025-08-25 22:38:28
Yyyyyyeaaah, right. Shut up, bitch.
2025-08-25 22:40:25
I feel bad for the cat, it's forced to sit idle inside some stinky Arabian shitshack. No nature, no action, what a living...
2025-08-25 22:43:37
"The cat enjoys being harassed"
2025-08-25 22:46:52
Nice cope, Miles.
2025-08-25 22:47:49
Miles, the cat can't leave (no free will under your Nazi regime) and likes you only for the food behind your computer...
2025-08-27 15:25:47
euan try not to be a gay soyboy challenge (impossible)
2025-08-29 17:46:22
My favorite schizo on this site
2025-08-29 20:43:34
Honestly, not the worst bet, imagine how good you'll feel when you walk away 652,645 dollars richer.
2025-08-31 09:38:41
Satoshi my beloved options shark
2025-08-31 10:19:09
GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY
2025-08-31 12:38:14
What the fuck did I just read
2025-08-31 12:38:53
You a different breed G
2025-08-31 12:52:09
Lisa Crook
2025-08-31 12:55:27
I am anarcho-communist. Stop trying to suppress black women, it's disgusting.
2025-08-31 12:58:25
"Black" as is, there's no colors in this universe, only hex codes that our brains perceive as different shades. If talking about consensus reality, I am inclined to side with you.
2025-08-31 13:02:23
Brother, I am betting on corruption, wokeism and leftism.
2025-08-31 13:28:45
You already know how rampant the corruption is...
2025-08-31 18:25:35
India detected
2025-09-01 15:32:03
Elaborate
2025-09-02 10:50:03
High risk, high reward, innit? Simple maths.
2025-09-02 13:15:08
I like the Putin poisoning Trump theory, it's the perfect conspiracy that although very unlikely still possible
2025-09-02 13:25:34
Our humble and obediant servant will certainly resign today
2025-09-02 17:42:08
neekerit vittuun
2025-09-02 22:16:37
Trance Lives Matter
2025-09-03 07:11:48
All you transphobic people voting yes should be ashamed of yourselves! Yes it may be true that the shooter identified as trans in 2019 but havenât we all at some point? I think itâs important to respect someoneâs subjective identity of themselves at all times no matter how much it changes over time, even if it contradicts middle school biology and even if they shot up a church. It would be really bad if we didnât do that. As the rules say, without clear and convincing evidence that the shooter was trans, as indicated by law enforcement, it will default to a no. Because there has been no statement from police and the shooter only used to identify as trans in 2019, voting yes is extremely transphobic, factually incorrect, and doesnât take into account peopleâs ongoing changing identities. Think about it. Maybe they identified as trans in 2019, non binary in 2021, genderfluid in 2023, before ultimately identifying at the time of the shooting as 65% female and 35% male. They would not be trans if this is the case since they no longer identify fully as female and it would be very transphobic to call this person trans today as they clearly want to retain being 35% male. I would ask all yes holders to immediately sell all your yes stock and to please stop being transphobic and to please respect the identity of dead murderers from now on in a way that is more inclusive and understanding. Thank you.
2025-09-03 15:16:03
Court documents show that he is
2025-09-04 08:41:32
yes
2025-09-04 12:11:06
Schizophrenia is by far the funniest mental disorder
2025-09-04 14:01:58
Please stop talking Sam Bankman-Fried, your pork breath stinks like Indian asshole
2025-09-04 17:54:50
I need dihhh
2025-09-06 11:01:28
Great job noblessoblige, you retarded fuck
2025-09-07 20:02:16
Isn't this basically a 40-day no fap?
2025-09-07 20:22:03
ts lowkey not happenin gng
2025-09-08 14:27:41
I'm currently ordering lemon pepper buffalo wild wings with salt & vinegar dry rub. All the best.
2025-09-08 16:41:50
Miles is my favorite camgirl
2025-09-08 16:42:06
Shake some ass, Miles!
2025-09-08 17:17:20
imagine being able to suck sylvis tits as an infant
2025-09-09 15:29:25
hi caramel
2025-09-11 09:48:50
Cooked
2025-09-11 10:08:07
"y'all must hate money" nigga you have punted nearly half a mill in like 2 weeks
2025-09-11 18:50:54
Ride satoshi's dick a lil harder
2025-09-11 22:01:28
might as well send that 300k my way, g
2025-09-11 22:02:44
my odds for her being out as fed governor by the next fed meeting is 97%
2025-09-11 22:03:04
schizosatoshi is my quant
2025-09-11 22:07:50
"im an anarcho-capitalist, i only think for myself" yet you use Grok for everything, lololololololo
2025-09-11 22:13:18
The cat was murdered
2025-09-13 18:01:07
Bro just passed gas whilst dead asleep
2025-09-13 21:31:42
Are you suddenly gay if you fuck a ladyboy
2025-09-13 21:32:49
An attraction to a transgender woman aligns with heterosexual orientation for a cisgender man, tbh
2025-09-13 21:49:22
Engaging in a sexual act with someone of the same gender doesn't automatically make someone gay, it's more about identity, attraction, and self-perception than a single action, bruh
2025-09-13 21:57:41
If you think there's at this very moment a consensus of credible reporting, you're quite retarded
2025-09-13 22:03:02
You think you cooked with this one, eh?
2025-09-13 22:09:47
Idk, you seem pretty poor
2025-09-13 22:10:35
I hate indians like you
2025-09-13 22:11:43
I just hear a poor nigga yapping
2025-09-13 22:17:13
Shut up poor ass nigga
2025-09-13 22:19:16
All the transphobes in the comments, very sick people indeed
2025-09-13 22:20:37
My vision is to create a country where homosexuality is not only legal but mandatory. Prosperity is around the corner - join us.
2025-09-13 22:22:18
*sniff* *sniff* ... ohhh, now I get it, I smell curry tandoori
2025-09-13 22:25:07
Oh, how ironic that your name is... monkey. Go ahead, drink the kool-aid.
2025-09-13 22:26:20
Femboys arise
2025-09-13 22:26:24
I need penis
2025-09-13 22:28:14
Im just gonna keep mogging on your family tree
2025-09-13 22:35:42
Goonerf just keeps on slamming yes buy button,lololol
2025-09-13 22:36:15
aI
2025-09-13 22:37:21
yes and he truly has gay detective abilities
2025-09-14 17:15:45
Grok is my God
2025-09-15 05:51:00
i'm a stock trader, i practice bankroll management, this isn't gambling, i get 10 % odds for something that is 97 %
2025-09-15 05:51:28
Spoken like a true degenerate
2025-09-15 06:40:30
Iâm an independent anarcho-capitalist thinker, but I base all my decisions on Grok prompts
2025-09-15 07:12:30
Lol
2025-09-16 18:18:43
you know you're cooked when scott comments (once every 5 years btw) and gives you direct financial advice
2025-09-16 20:42:35
Schizophrenia is a blessing. Satoshi, the voices in your head arenât real.
2025-09-17 09:21:22
you about to be 20k poorer, g
2025-09-17 09:42:59
real
2025-09-18 10:38:13
Notices bulge, oWo what's this?
2025-09-18 10:49:21
Media bias makes people dumb af, i thank you for your donation, stop watching cnn, try zerohedge, that's where people who trade for a living get their news,
2025-09-18 12:23:31
The largest antisemite proves to be the greediest monkey on this planet, surprise surprise!!
2025-09-18 12:24:07
We are allowed to rape Miles now
2025-09-18 14:52:50
Getting scammed by Jesus Christ himself
2025-09-18 14:54:46
Hopefully Miles hasn't forgotten that debts in Saudi are paid by getting anally raped and rotting in jail.
2025-09-18 16:02:09
Satoshi, you should play slots instead
2025-09-18 16:03:14
Bro has inverse RTP on this site
2025-09-18 18:39:01
This market was doomed from the beginning, when you start to stretch the rules to include small changes, you can justify just about anything after that.
2025-09-18 19:38:54
People like living poor life, they donât wanna risk nothing bcs they like to die in comfort zone
2025-09-18 20:13:20
What's there not to love about circle-jerking schizophrenics?
2025-09-18 20:15:48
i am
2025-09-18 20:15:57
brijh
2025-09-18 22:25:14
RIP in peace Miles
2025-09-19 08:57:12
Great job Polymarket, going on your knees for a retard and in the end he market manipulates and fucks the majority in the asshole
2025-09-19 09:06:32
"The official account of Lord Miles to comment on Polymarket bets. Not allowed to bet on Polymarket bets that are about myself." WELL, WELL, WELL.
2025-09-19 09:07:00
Miles you are a fat Indian Jewish scammer, you arab fucking kebab stick, I will rape your family and you, beware
2025-09-19 09:11:14
This market should be closed, why is it open?
2025-09-19 09:23:57
Retard
2025-09-24 16:26:19
Two hours he said
2025-09-24 20:39:39
Those pesky Cintas insiders decided to not report non-gape EPS this time, eh?
2025-09-24 21:09:24
nigga is just throwing words around, there is no coupon
2025-09-26 13:21:34
He should break the fast on the last day streaming himself eating a pepperoni pizza
2025-09-27 20:03:10
Miles is perhaps the most black white person
2025-09-28 20:55:39
I mean the jail is still in a desert and he's certainly not eating in there so might as well resolve as YES
2025-09-28 21:32:34
"Small gaps in recording due to extenuating circumstances are permissible, and need not later be posted, however the fast must be publicly documented to qualify."
2025-09-28 21:33:14
This is broken already, resolving this as Y would be a blatant attack against common conscience and reality
2025-09-28 22:16:16
First the hospitalization and then the arrest. Simply doesnât add up.
2025-09-28 22:18:52
He got giga scared when his wallet got leaked, otherwise he wouldâve rugged the other way
2025-09-29 13:51:40
WagerWOLF99 is WindWalker alt, look at the markets traded on both accounts
2025-09-30 09:36:02
Satoshi, you desperately need some dick to calm you down
2025-09-30 19:11:45
I am satoshi ancap. I use commas and semicolons instead of periods in the end of all sentences,
2025-10-01 10:54:37
keep digging satoshi
2025-10-01 11:15:24
ts crazier than kai cenat's begathon
2025-10-01 11:17:10
what is my lil bro waffling about đđ
2025-10-01 12:02:40
satoshi, to reset your brain you need a couple of corona beers
2025-10-02 08:00:33
Satoshi, you could have just bought a brand new ferrari sf90 spider for 600k and had the depreciation do the work for you more slowly
2025-10-02 11:49:24
Bitcoin is an institutionalized asset, and large companies are increasingly compelled to invest in it. It serves as a hedge against hyperinflation, as the confidence in fiat currency may falter. Bitcoin is a logical alternative due to its speed, decentralization, resistance to manipulation, encryption, and security as a digital currency. Let's embrace its potential.
2025-10-02 20:39:35
It's a hedge, but Im pretty sure a big company is buying in a couple of weeks some bitcoin, this is what my private sources are telling me
2025-10-02 20:47:00
Bitcoin is soaring because the market knows a big purchase is coming soon, connect the dots brother
2025-10-04 16:58:55
I will piss in your mouth
2025-10-07 13:02:49
Yall Dont Know Nun About Middle East, N Yall Betting On This Big Ass Sums... Man Yall Tripping FrFr
2025-10-07 13:12:14
Do You Really Think A Terrorist Organization Want Peace, Mannn I Just Got Something To Sell Ya'
2025-10-08 16:28:41
Opportunity Or Threat, This Da Question Today
2025-10-08 21:29:55
Keep coping lil nigga LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO
2025-10-08 21:37:49
WHERE DID ALL THE PEASANT DICKSUCKERS GO???? HAHAHAHAH SILENT AS THEY SHOULD!!!!
2025-10-08 21:46:14
AKI YOU RETARADED LITTLE HOMOSEXUAL, THANKS FOR THE DONATION
2025-10-08 22:09:36
"SORRYBUTIMNOTSORRY" YO ASS GETTING EVICTED SOON, GGS, SEE YOU ON THE STREETS LIL NIGGA
2025-10-08 22:12:09
GAZA CAN FINALLY BECOME THE HOLLYWOOD HILLS OF ISRAEL, THANK GOD! ASHALLAH, MISHALLAH, BARMITVZAH!
2025-10-10 19:14:13
Erasmus wants people to send "kitty" pics. What a freak this nigga is
2025-10-12 09:21:12
ayo
2025-10-13 11:37:38
Zero news on Roger Ver and the top 5 accounts that hold Y are owned by 1 person --- aight.
2025-10-13 13:24:55
Nice try, Diddy. I connected all the dots, you own 5 accounts.
2025-10-13 13:29:53
Peace,
2025-10-13 13:30:22
Youre on fire satoshi, sheesh, 300k win
2025-10-14 20:04:14
They didnt beat earnings
2025-10-14 20:22:22
Welcome to Polymarket
2025-10-14 23:29:43
False alarm apparently
2025-10-14 23:30:44
Now itâs more like 90% probability that they beat earnings
2025-10-15 17:39:54
We're looking at least 95% probably for YES
2025-10-20 07:37:37
Stupid homosexual
2025-10-21 15:11:58
thank you euan, you are very intelligent
2025-10-21 15:17:41
euan is the goat, wow
2025-10-21 15:20:56
i should pound your little bussy
2025-10-22 08:50:09
The Mamdani bias is strong on this one. Heâs a nobody internationally.
2025-10-22 20:14:10
omegalol
2025-10-23 15:10:21
Ggs, damn
2025-10-29 20:36:58
Gay
2025-11-04 08:16:54
MARGIN CALL!!!!
2025-11-04 16:37:01
wow, 2 months left and still trading at 84c
2025-11-10 16:37:55
Woopsie, the same thing happened in 2020: [link removed]
2025-11-11 18:40:35
shut the fuck up
2025-11-13 16:43:55
Ceasefire in February, and Trump will allow Russia to join again. Slava Russia.
2025-11-13 16:56:40
palestine doesnt exist
2025-11-13 19:07:28
CIRCLE OF DICKS
2025-11-14 14:34:28
Operation Dicks Out for Harambe
2025-11-15 17:43:54
CIRCLE OF DICKS
2025-11-17 21:59:21
an announcement is enough if it leads to a deal
2025-11-17 22:00:19
im scared
2025-11-17 22:37:33
u are going to LOSE LOSE LOSE
2025-11-17 22:42:42
I am not selling you retard
2025-11-19 01:04:41
Lmaoooo
2025-11-21 14:07:42
nigga got rugged
2025-11-22 15:16:08
niggas is tweakin
2025-11-22 15:16:35
50microdick
2025-11-22 15:17:03
i know your fatso is craving a cheeseburger
2025-11-25 13:24:03
no cheesefire
2025-11-25 13:42:17
Ever tried to negotiate with a Russian?
2025-11-25 13:51:48
thank you for the cheap shares vatniks
2025-11-25 17:51:38
PISS
2025-11-28 09:06:57
mini car, so cute
2025-12-02 16:56:12
drake got creampied by eddie
2025-12-03 12:26:12
bring back my nigga satoshiancap
2025-12-06 14:36:36
Shut the fuck up you poor retard
2025-12-09 13:49:31
Slava Ukraini!
2025-12-10 09:58:09
You americans be retarded g
2025-12-10 22:44:53
and how much did you profit for your expert knowledge... zero. great job mate!
2025-12-10 23:05:43
nigga is not built for this
2025-12-10 23:08:01
hello sirs, i am poor child from congo, please donate 1 dollar or 2 dollars, thank you, god bless you
2025-12-12 18:16:50
however a wide consensus of credible media reporting stating an official ceasefire agreement between Thailand and Cambodia has been reached will suffice.
2025-12-12 19:09:40
a sweet thai woman just delivered my mango sticky rice
2025-12-12 21:59:54
two retards fighting
2025-12-12 22:45:44
BET MORE BET MORE BET MORE BET MORE NIGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
2025-12-16 08:55:03
Zelenskyy knows that Putin is going to reject the peace proposal, it's very obvious for the Ukrainians. He's simply trying to open Trump's eyes to Russia's blatant gaslighting. Delusion comes with age, both Putin and Trump are suffering from it.
2025-12-16 09:50:34
Ahahahah, who started the war again?
2025-12-16 11:28:32
I do agree that the Europeans aren't doing enough, but Trump cannot please Putin into peace. Russia is ideologically against the Americans and everything they pretend to stand for. There's no deal to be made with Putin, and Trump will sooner or later understand that he has been toyed with beyond imagination.
2025-12-16 16:04:47
Yeah right, Putin wants a random village for absolutely no reason, that's right, buddy. No strategic maneuver at all, none.
2025-12-17 17:10:12
probably by vecna's cumshot, i bet he hasn't busted a nut in a while
2025-12-18 08:11:01
PIERS MORGAN IN EPSTEIN FILES - [link removed]
2025-12-18 08:34:20
i will simply not allow eleven to die, i am her savior
2025-12-18 08:36:52
Iâm not talking my own book, but from a pure risk-reward perspective this makes little sense. Holding a âNoâ at 97.5 means risking a 97.5% loss for just 2.5% upside, with very little time left. That asymmetry reflects poor risk management rather than conviction. This is even harder to justify given the strong political incentive to strike a deal: Trump has a clear interest in delivering an agreement, and active discussions involving U.S., Russian, and Qatari delegations are ongoing in the U.S. right now. In that context, the remaining upside no longer compensates for the downside risk.
2025-12-18 08:38:13
nigga said Qatari delegations, im dead bru đđ
2025-12-18 08:53:50
TACO
2025-12-18 09:04:01
did you conduct a prostate exam on each candidate?
2025-12-18 09:35:32
So you wanted an iced latte d-d-d-dud? Okaydude getthefuckouttaheredud 5 minutes dud
2025-12-18 10:28:20
Qatar aint helping shit, buddy
2025-12-18 11:12:31
sure, but not with my pennies
2025-12-18 11:15:25
Quite a regional difference there, no? And the circumstances are exorbitantly different, Qatar forced in loose terms the US to force Israel, basically what Russia is trying to do to the US, but they're more persuasive than forceful at this moment.
2025-12-19 13:20:40
retard of the year goes to alex parker
2025-12-19 13:22:52
im gonna cry in these 20s i just stole from you
2025-12-19 13:37:49
His average price on Eleven is 69c with market buys, not exactly quiet accumulation
2025-12-19 13:57:24
There are a lot of people involved in the production of these episodes, so leaks or subtle hints are not unheard of, but I don't think this guy has the marbles. We'll see, I guess.
2025-12-19 20:42:33
Jamal noooooo
2025-12-19 20:59:41
Rip lil niggas
2025-12-20 16:36:22
A1a1 is tailing Strangerthangs, because he thinks heâs an insider, lol
2025-12-20 16:36:51
Thereâs a fat block at 85c, go take it down king
2025-12-20 16:40:28
Ran out of funds or what? Perhaps you should redeposit to exploit your alpha
2025-12-22 08:24:49
#BREAKING: President Trump says he will make a âmajor announcementâ Monday at 4:30 PM ET alongside Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth and Navy Secretary John Phelan. According to White House correspondent Kellie Meyer's latest update, Secretary Rubio (SecRubio) will be attending the announcement with President Trump at Mar-a-Lago tomorrow.
2025-12-22 08:30:35
how long is the "no holders cannot sell their shares, there's zero liquidity in the book, haha, you're trapped!!!!" going to be an effective coping mechanism, been that way the last 12 months
2025-12-22 08:33:49
trump just called putin, ceasefire imminent now brother, just have to twist putin's arm a little bit, but im sure trump can get it done
2025-12-22 08:36:03
Reminder: The ceasefire does not need to take place before December 31st. It just needs to be agreed and announced before the end of December 31st. The actual cease in fighting can take place in 2026 and this will still resolve.
2025-12-22 09:04:48
would u rather be with a hello kitty pajamas girl or a goth femboy... ooohhhh, decisions... decisions.... the hello kitty pajamas girl is actually a good one, a good kitty. MIIAAAWWWW. and the goth femboy is the one of the one, yea ykwim. it's SPIICCCYY wle-
2025-12-22 11:47:32
uhhh
2025-12-22 19:55:26
penis out, nuts hanging
2025-12-22 21:34:15
shut the fuck up you little shit
2025-12-24 13:09:46
Alexparker is the new Satoshiancap. Find God.
2025-12-25 08:35:34
January is the most popular and visited month in Thailand by tourists. Bet accordingly.
2025-12-25 09:30:17
What a classy move to price-anchor potential bidders by giving a bullshit high estimate of $12M
2025-12-25 21:09:06
Lmfao
2025-12-25 22:45:50
No one has to die btw
2025-12-26 00:56:02
I will kill myself if Eleven dies
2025-12-26 03:32:08
Gearing up for an ultimate happy ending
2025-12-26 09:22:13
"Kali bluntly tells Eleven that the only way for this cycle of government-created monsters to stop is for both Kali and Eleven to die." The fact they mentioned this so blatantly === Eleven is not dying. They've now planted the seed in the viewers' minds that Eleven *must* die for there to be peace, and they'll surprise us once again.
2025-12-26 09:24:02
And as a counter, Mike tells that Eleven's life will be sunshine and rainbows after Vecna is killed. The truth is somewhere in the middle.
2025-12-27 13:15:01
bro is not in a much better spot đđ
2025-12-27 17:39:14
Max got revived just to die, smh my head. It would've been better off just leaving her in the snug hospital bed.
2025-12-28 14:14:47
Yooo, Noblesseoblige is back. Let's goo!!!
2025-12-28 20:28:14
nigga stfu đđ
2025-12-29 13:24:23
can always count on fatass derek to take the mcdonalds bait
2025-12-29 15:05:50
test
2025-12-29 15:06:07
this site is so fucking laggy
2025-12-29 15:34:08
US intelligence is getting signs of Russia proposing a 14-day ceasefire to ensure serious negotiations about ending the 5-year war.
2025-12-31 11:21:30
we got begging on polymarket before gta 6
2026-01-01 12:00:05
what do you guys mean she is dead, she's living in iceland, very nice place
2026-01-01 12:19:28
thanks for the clarification, lil nigga
2026-01-01 13:50:17
Did everyone sleep through the part where she ran into the bunker
2026-01-01 13:53:27
But how is she in Iceland if she's dead
2026-01-01 13:57:34
But didn't they film the last part in Iceland exactly, which would mean that it's not imagination, it was real life.
2026-01-01 14:04:26
Might fuck around and book a flight to Iceland and drive to the waterfalls myself to see if she's alive or not. Everything for you, guys.
2026-01-01 17:01:29
[link removed]
2026-01-01 17:02:23
The Duffers themselves have already confirmed that Eleven's fate is ambiguous. Good luck!
2026-01-01 17:06:34
yes, you are correct
2026-01-01 17:07:37
you kinda left out "If a characterâs fate is deliberately left ambiguous, it will not qualify toward the resolution of this market. Only deaths confirmed by the end of "Stranger Things: Season 5" will qualify." but thats okay my nigga
2026-01-01 17:12:39
blah blah blah, get a job nigga
2026-01-01 17:16:19
dickriding competition with yes holders gone be unbeatable
2026-01-01 17:17:32
u be unemployment maxxing u lil kitten, i just know it
2026-01-01 18:03:22
Ggs lil niggas
2026-01-01 20:02:46
uhh, yes
2026-01-01 20:04:57
the yap is crazy
2026-01-01 21:47:28
Iâm coordinating with lawyers to start a class action against Polymarket. We are focusing on their deceptive rules, the objectively false resolution of markets, and clear intent to defraud investors. Comment below if you wish to join our mission.
2026-01-04 11:53:49
0.000000000000000%
2026-01-05 16:05:08
prada his shoes, prada his coat, im simply proud of my brother, so prada my brother
2026-01-19 20:23:27
report this fgt
2026-01-23 18:32:16
Dick Reiderrrrr
2026-01-23 19:22:37
nooo, not the elephant ears guy
2026-01-23 19:26:27
aint no fucking way a blackcock executive is getting nominated, i wont tolerate this
2026-01-23 20:35:01
i stand by my analysis that his ears are too big
2026-01-26 14:01:24
go juidy
2026-01-26 14:01:27
go judy
2026-01-26 18:38:23
ll
2026-01-26 18:38:26
uih
2026-01-26 18:40:39
judy is rumored
2026-01-26 20:08:43
meow
2026-01-27 06:56:43
how u know that dawg
2026-01-27 18:32:50
judy is such a cute little gilf
2026-01-28 19:21:05
do you mind explaining why all the judy shelton fans are xrp fans
2026-01-30 10:10:00
From Mr Poolâs âJudy Shelton Confirmationâ post from 7/16/2020 to 1/29/2026, today, is 5 years 197 days exactly⌠and Trump announces heâs announcing the next Federal Reserve Chairman tomorrow, 1/30/2026. I see 589 (5.1 + 7.9 = 589). Tomorrow will be 5.198 on our sneaky â13â and â33â day.
2026-01-30 10:31:07
Judy Shelton, a strong second contender -- the more you know.
2026-01-30 12:25:54
i think judy still has a chance
2026-01-30 12:26:27
Judy we lost the battle but not the War continue with your ideas
2026-01-31 11:02:51
Is judy gonna flip or what
2026-01-31 16:12:26
Judy is stronger than ever
2026-01-31 23:26:26
You are incredibly gay
2026-02-01 20:01:12
Suble hints of Meghan, although weâll see
2026-02-03 13:14:21
Shut the fuck up
2026-02-03 16:58:26
25 pennies, good job lil nigga
2026-02-04 13:05:48
97%, yall tripping
2026-02-04 14:27:54
why are the somalians so funny looking
2026-02-04 14:29:46
stop teasing the shelton servants
2026-02-05 07:00:10
You Indians should just focus on driving the tuktuk
2026-02-06 17:56:39
fuuuck i have a crazy boner for your mother
2026-02-07 20:53:13
Kill yourself g
2026-02-09 09:10:10
Study the Polymarket charts
2026-02-11 10:56:50
It needs to be scheduled. Announcing a plan for elections isn't enough.
2026-02-11 11:13:59
Zelenskyy cannot legally schedule an election under martial law, and martial law was just extended for another 90 days. The Rada is supposedly crafting another law to bypass those restrictions, but they're in no hurry as there is no infrastructure to hold elections. It's just to show the Americans that they're proactive. He will lay out a plan on the 24th for possible elections when the conditions are right.
2026-02-11 11:48:38
Ukraineâs Office of the President on Wednesday rejected a Financial Times report that President Volodymyr Zelensky intends to announce plans for presidential elections and a referendum on Feb. 24, saying security conditions remain the determining factor. âAs long as there is no security, there will be no announcements,â a source in the presidentâs circle told RBC-Ukraine in response to the report. I guess we'll see.
2026-02-11 12:10:57
add $MOON
2026-02-11 12:23:27
Sure, that's possible, but I don't really think he's going to tie his hands in an unnecessary fashion. There's battlefield volatility, legislative uncertainty, domestic backlash and strategic optionality. Fwiw, 90% of Ukrainians oppose elections during active war, 77% oppose elections even after ceasefire with security guarantees, 59% insist elections only after final peace agreement.
2026-02-11 13:53:39
Yeah, the U.S. also wanted a ceasefire in 3 days, how did that go?
2026-02-12 13:05:37
no one wants an old, smelly, retarded grandma as a fed chair, sorry not sorry
2026-02-13 09:33:55
Karoline⌠just leave it.
2026-02-15 22:33:59
realistically youâre a fucking retard
2026-02-18 19:19:43
bet first, think later
2026-02-18 21:22:43
yii
2026-02-21 00:17:11
yes
2026-02-21 00:25:45
very interesting social experiment, you niggas must be killed
2026-02-21 00:34:13
yes cuz limits getting cancelled
2026-02-21 01:11:30
xrp, you a fatty ass bitch, come get this dick
2026-02-21 02:10:26
stayed awake and fucked my sleep for 50 dollars, thanks for nothing i guess
2026-02-22 16:53:19
usa hockey team won golds headass
2026-02-22 17:03:43
sheesh, betting 100k that judy shelton next fed chair, damnn that shit crazy dawg, we frfr in interesting times ya dig
2026-02-22 21:56:37
gucci mane got good bussy
2026-02-22 22:28:20
you need to stfu and let others speak in your twitter spaces, thanks
2026-02-23 00:11:02
very interesting viewpoint, do you care to elaborate
2026-02-23 07:51:37
So what youâre describing is a very speculative bet
2026-02-23 11:58:17
I crave, fiend, love, ache, yearn, thirst, hunger, lust, pant, pine, burn, bleed, long, hanker, itch, obsess, fixate, covet, idolize, worship, beg, howl, hunt, seek, dream, starve, stew, smolder, shudder, gasp, reach, strive, claw, salivate... for war.
2026-02-23 12:20:38
you should probably kill yourself g
2026-02-23 14:27:20
fuuuck satoshiancap would have loved this market
2026-02-23 21:48:12
Nego, do que vocĂŞ estĂĄ falando?
2026-02-23 22:02:26
nigga really said tiny, illiquid market
2026-02-23 22:28:42
Aint no upper-midle class person betting 300k cash on US strikes lil dawg
2026-02-24 14:58:10
Copium
2026-02-24 21:10:21
Rest in peace my granny, she got hit by a bazooka
Yeah, I think about her every time I hit the hookah
Kaboom, kablaow, kaboom
2026-02-24 21:58:33
stfu nigga
2026-02-24 23:31:30
how large sacks do you have to own to bet 7.5 mill on a schizo not striking sand eaters
2026-02-26 18:03:48
pls stfu
2026-02-26 18:06:31
these sand niggas are going to get BTFO
2026-02-26 18:28:57
praying for u, kinda
2026-02-27 15:04:06
yes war yes war
2026-02-27 15:24:32
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
2026-02-27 15:41:26
kevin holdrs are starting to cracked
2026-02-27 16:06:19
bluds gotta stress for another month
2026-02-27 18:46:34
domer can we kiss under the mistletoe
2026-02-27 22:15:45
ALLAAHHHUUUU AKKBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
2026-02-27 22:18:33
watch out for this big ass dick on your forehead
2026-02-27 22:19:45
petition for MEPP to get permanently banned in the Polymarket comment section
2026-02-27 22:19:51
gay ass nigga
2026-02-28 11:06:36
niqqa just wanted to have fun and accidentally burned 6 million dollars
2026-02-28 12:02:19
nigga
2026-02-28 12:40:17
mr. genius in the comment section apparently
2026-02-28 20:29:24
include yourself in the list
2026-02-28 21:01:07
HITLER IS DEAD.
2026-03-01 00:13:56
they gone, NIGGA
2026-03-01 00:34:10
KHAMENEI EXPECTED TO SPEAK PUBLICLY IN 15 MINUTES: IRANIAN S12 NEWS
2026-03-01 18:03:11
According to Iranâs Constitution (specifically Article 111), when the Supreme Leader dies (or becomes incapacitated/resigns), his role does not automatically end â there is a clear mechanism for the transfer of power. The Assembly of Experts must select a new leader as soon as possible. Until then, a temporary council is established to carry out the leadershipâs duties until a successor is chosen â and as of March 1, 2026, no selection has yet occurred amid the ongoing crisis and the 40-day mourning period.
Since the role of the Supreme Leader does not âend automaticallyâ (because a transitional mechanism exists), and the duties continue to be performed by a council, Khamenei does not âlose his positionâ or become âprevented from fulfilling his dutiesâ in the sense of a complete vacancy until a new leader is officially selected.
Therefore, he was not âremoved from powerâ in the sense of the elimination of his office; rather, the position remains vacant and formally continues to exist until a successor is chosen.
2026-03-02 09:49:06
this is a test, nigga
2026-03-02 10:00:48
A Winner is a Loser who Try One more time And never leave the Casino . đđĽđ Do not be afraid .
2026-03-02 10:09:35
Inshallah, my brother!
2026-03-03 11:35:57
this market sucks
2026-03-03 14:02:15
thank you for this information, chatgpt.
2026-03-03 15:27:49
always happy to help the misfortunate
2026-03-03 21:59:36
is this an allahu akbar moment
2026-03-03 23:04:08
kill yourself g
2026-03-04 16:17:44
JUDY JUDYYYYY, WHAT THE FUCK??? JUDY SCAMMED US ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2026-03-04 16:26:35
OMG FAKE NEWS!!! HORRIBLE!!!
2026-03-04 16:27:58
The awakening is going to be CRAZY!
2026-03-04 17:26:58
If you thought Judy at 4% was a bargain, think again now!! She's at 0.1%, wow!!!!
2026-03-04 17:27:45
No fear Jeet Xrp, happy holidays!
2026-03-04 22:12:33
Shelton niggas fucked around and found out!!! Haha, no candy for you!!!!
2026-03-04 22:18:39
Full refund⌠this is a blatant daylight robbery. Warsh isnât even nominated, and Judy is the upcoming Fed Chair. Thanks for listening, hope Poly does the right thingâŚ
2026-03-05 19:58:07
poly not doing refunds bro, ggs, we lost
2026-03-06 13:04:55
did you know that the people of nepal have the lowest average iq in the world
2026-03-08 15:29:10
george washington possibly
2026-03-08 18:04:39
just know carrylicious is sweating balls rn, hahaha
2026-03-08 18:22:51
Intel is saying Alireza is the one
2026-03-08 19:07:23
why do you take warfare information at face value
2026-03-09 15:07:05
you throw yourself on the bed and cry yourself to sleep against your 90% duck down pillow
2026-03-09 16:54:10
you just love iranian balls dont you
2026-03-09 19:00:30
I usually resort to hookers and cocaine, but a little vacation in Barbados suffices most of the time.
2026-03-09 21:32:06
this taco lowkirkenuinely tasty ash
2026-03-09 23:20:47
Beginning of the end in other words. Thanks, Donald.
2026-03-10 10:22:14
at this point, the comment section should just be removed, the wallet draining comments are everywhere once again
2026-03-10 10:34:42
Lmfaooo tate is actually broke as fuck
2026-03-11 19:09:58
i am not tired o fiwnning , plase president, give me win
2026-03-11 19:13:19
bro's gonna lose his last peanuts again đđ
2026-03-11 19:22:19
last time i checked this nigga lives in a 30000 square feet mansion in washington dc worth $35M
2026-03-12 10:05:51
just gotta wipe Iran with a nuke and then we talkin business
2026-03-12 10:11:31
how are the Iranian people going to watch mrbeast if there is no internet?
2026-03-12 10:15:27
bro just became the supreme wrap leader, been grinding for this frfr
2026-03-12 10:47:12
âI want him to focus on the war and not on the fâcking court case"
2026-03-12 10:54:33
MBS, we have our next target
2026-03-12 11:06:15
very informational, thank you polymarket
2026-03-12 13:34:41
Tate got creampied by Ossi, iykyk
2026-03-12 13:50:23
Lol, that's pretty funny
2026-03-12 15:52:34
ice spice?
2026-03-13 10:48:26
oxycodone caused his schizophrenia
2026-03-13 11:06:22
very simple, you take the other side of george cottrell, aka posh george
2026-03-13 20:29:37
god, i just wanna rape you
2026-03-13 20:44:48
there's like a 50% chance that compute is jsjr
2026-03-13 22:21:14
Some of you are truly retarded, holy fuck
2026-03-13 22:38:55
sir, this is a betting platform
2026-03-15 09:42:31
i truly hope he got cancer in his ball sack
2026-03-15 10:46:29
me when i spread propaganda in the comment sections
2026-03-15 17:03:20
kill yourself, kindly
2026-03-15 19:45:50
everyone hates you lil bro, time to hang up the jersey
2026-03-17 09:02:19
xd
2026-03-18 07:27:14
I think you might be retarded, son
2026-03-20 12:00:55
she looks like my toothbrush
2026-03-23 17:30:43
Someone took a shit
2026-03-24 18:41:28
we got ai slop in the comment sections before gta 6
2026-03-24 20:23:10
you niggas are cooked
2026-03-24 20:34:44
in the wallet of NO holders
2026-03-24 21:12:17
bro just cannot get a break from losing đđđ
2026-03-26 10:57:44
we got chinese hookers in the poly comments before gta 6
2026-03-27 20:53:11
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2026-03-27 20:54:18
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2026-03-28 11:57:46
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2026-03-28 14:29:36
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2026-03-28 14:37:40
pov: aenews successfully baiting his poly e-kittens into a call just to manipulate their primitive needs
2026-03-28 23:01:07
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2026-03-29 17:20:08
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2026-03-29 17:21:31
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2026-03-29 20:41:45
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2026-03-30 07:24:18
kush patel
2026-03-30 07:25:44
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2026-03-30 11:59:26
mr prasident i am redy
2026-03-30 12:25:23
visa card program đđ bozo ass niggas
2026-03-30 13:27:33
swag
2026-03-31 10:17:59
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2026-03-31 14:53:40
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2026-03-31 15:37:47
nigga gone get BTFO
2026-04-01 19:59:19
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2026-04-01 22:00:32
we do not care lil bro
2026-04-07 17:50:46
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2026-04-07 17:56:11
yo im frfr ready for a ceasefire g, thats on my momma g
2026-04-07 18:09:43
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2026-04-07 18:10:06
ceasefire tonight
2026-04-07 18:21:48
lololol my boy is getting scared
2026-04-07 20:10:36
aenews got jebaited, catch you the slack
2026-04-07 20:14:40
shut you bitch ass up nigga, you a tweaker
2026-04-07 20:36:51
[link removed]
2026-04-07 21:33:56
poly adding fees to geopolitics after this, thats a given
2026-04-07 21:40:31
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2026-04-07 22:02:30
nigga your port is about to be
2026-04-07 22:05:33
low cort activities
2026-04-08 12:09:19
the N word??
2026-04-08 12:38:29
never give up sir
2026-04-08 17:57:44
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2026-04-08 17:59:13
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2026-04-08 18:44:37
Dah
2026-04-09 15:45:38
peace in the nigga east
2026-04-09 15:45:52
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2026-04-10 10:14:46
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2026-04-10 16:14:53
sybau đđđ
2026-04-10 19:08:55
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2026-04-10 22:07:20
what more can u expect from a retarded loser
2026-04-11 12:26:32
WSJ EXCLUSIVE: META AND BERKSHIRE HATHAWAY REPORTEDLY EXPLORING NON-SOVEREIGN STORE-OF-VALUE ASSETS TO COUNTER LONG-TERM INFLATIONARY PRESSURES.
2026-04-12 09:36:55
great analysis boss, do you have a paid substack?
2026-04-12 09:43:05
for what?
2026-04-12 10:12:43
attaboy, keep it up
2026-04-12 13:35:06
bro incinerated 30k
2026-04-12 14:11:37
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2026-04-12 14:13:08
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2026-04-12 14:19:02
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2026-04-12 14:19:33
fwiw eating tuna for breakfast, lunch and dinner at least is healthy
2026-04-12 14:28:44
u slow my guy?
2026-04-12 14:30:49
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2026-04-12 16:24:56
never not cinema on this platform
2026-04-12 16:29:16
cooler bonded this shit at 99.9, im dead bru
2026-04-12 16:30:25
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2026-04-12 16:40:03
with no clarification đ
2026-04-12 16:47:48
no chinese hookers for billy boy anymore
2026-04-12 17:14:55
major cope, read the news, it's now a very real possibility that this goes Y
2026-04-12 17:22:51
the anchoring on this market is insane
2026-04-12 17:27:53
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2026-04-12 19:10:02
where do the rules say about jd vance, you stupid cunt
2026-04-12 19:34:42
sweet kremlin tears
2026-04-12 19:54:59
Notards are coping about free money, why dont you slam the buy button?
2026-04-12 20:07:18
UAE taking that strike to the grave, on foe nem
2026-04-12 20:09:37
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2026-04-13 21:12:30
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2026-04-14 19:49:25
thank you ser
2026-04-15 10:25:20
NEW DATES âźď¸âźď¸NEW DATES âźď¸âźď¸NEW DATES âźď¸âźď¸ PLEASE âźď¸âźď¸ AND âźď¸âźď¸ THANK YOUâźď¸âźď¸âźď¸âźď¸
2026-04-15 13:15:14
i am not redeeming
2026-04-15 13:33:53
monke go apeshit
2026-04-15 13:49:28
they getting raped and defo accepting
2026-04-15 14:52:03
my granny got hit by a bazooka
2026-04-15 14:52:20
damn always think about her while hitting the hookah
2026-04-15 14:53:40
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2026-04-16 07:27:52
Im tired boss
2026-04-16 09:28:50
you
2026-04-16 09:28:52
are
2026-04-16 09:29:10
a maggot with an f
2026-04-17 08:07:14
what is my blud waffling đ
2026-04-17 09:53:10
zaddy
2026-04-17 10:34:00
we got the president of the united states to negotiate on behalf of trump before gta 6
2026-04-17 12:42:44
Nigga wha
2026-04-17 15:38:10
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2026-04-22 13:39:28
ultra gay market
2026-04-22 16:15:07
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2026-04-22 16:35:24
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2026-04-22 16:35:52
slayyy queen
2026-04-23 10:49:30
2023 poly would clarify for Y
2026-04-23 13:53:56
holy fuck uma is actually a braidnead platform
2026-04-23 13:54:10
this is A YES!!!!
2026-04-23 17:12:52
Obviously it was extended, otherwise we would see the abdools shooting around and not talking to the US saints
2026-04-23 17:15:15
their statements imply that they accepted the extension
2026-04-23 17:16:46
domer always moans about markets not resolving according to reality, and now this nigga says that this is a N
2026-04-23 17:19:28
RESOLVE ACCORDING TO REALITY, IT WAS EXTENDED, THEY ARE TALKING!!!!!!
2026-04-23 17:27:31
The ceasefire ended, didnt it? It wasn't extended right?? Even after pakistan said multiple times in advance that they are seeking an extension if no deal, so obviously they got both to accept to it...........
2026-04-23 17:28:17
The original ceasefire was 2 weeks, that deadline has passed, and here we are still talking!! wow, no ceasefire right?? no extension, no?
2026-04-23 17:30:04
Lol, what kind of statement do you expect to have? An Iranian nigga being honest??
2026-04-23 17:32:00
Oh yes we must have a statement where mohamemd abddool ah assad ah khamenei shows his asshole in the same picture where he holds a piece of paper where it says that they extend a ceasefire extension because theyre so desperate
2026-04-24 16:43:58
most aids market on this site
2026-04-25 15:07:06
pls nuke this market
2026-04-25 18:37:22
Now stay with me, I ran out of pee-pee
2026-04-25 22:09:43
if he doesnt get fired next week, im fully convinced that someone is putting out these pieces strategically to influence these markets. such perfect timing once again!
2026-04-27 19:31:33
nah fam u just a retard
2026-04-28 14:07:48
lol
2026-04-28 15:45:02
MENERY: I ACCEPT, FUCK IT
2026-04-29 05:45:14
gg brother pack the bag already
2026-04-29 05:45:42
abdool stole your welfare check
2026-04-29 21:49:44
UKRAINE: WE WELCOME THE TIMELY CEASEFIRE, NOW IS THE TIME TO END THE BLOODSHED
2026-04-30 16:57:44
Update: Kate just got rawdogged firmly. Such a fun little freak she is. Tight also.
2026-04-30 17:41:43
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2026-05-01 08:33:20
russia is such a retarded country not even funny
2026-05-01 19:18:14
dumfuq scotty keeps donating
2026-05-03 11:53:47
why u retarded )))
2026-05-03 22:41:41
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2026-05-06 11:00:08
pls trump agree to disagree
2026-05-06 20:14:14
mdma as a psychedelic.... bru
2026-05-07 13:23:55
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2026-05-07 17:52:48
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2026-05-07 18:41:27
bin chilling, da shae won permanent piece deal yeyee
2026-05-25 17:23:42
BLOOMBERG: DEAL FINALIZED IN APPROXIMATELY 5 HOURS.
2026-05-25 17:25:34
Nigga fuck you
2026-05-25 17:31:20
goes without saying, imo
2026-06-20 19:48:17
is this an appropriate time to say smell ya later
2026-06-21 16:12:07
so many mohammeds and ahmeds i cant keep count
2026-06-22 19:00:23
is this fr king
2026-07-05 11:04:11
yes
2026-07-07 09:46:19
what counts as antisemitic u clowns
2026-07-07 12:27:55
in my country that means taking dick in your ass doggystyle, but it surely does fit you
2026-07-09 13:32:32
she wants to take it slowly
2026-07-09 13:52:30
keep dickriding u indian, youre getting shish kebabed by daddy soon
2026-07-12 13:16:27
I hope the pakis running vegapoly get their hands cut off
2026-07-22 17:50:36
Add other dates bruv
2026-07-25 12:27:09
Rumors of Ryan Salame
2026-07-26 15:08:57
sybau neegy
2026-07-26 15:12:16
Free the bottom G
2026-07-28 06:30:39
do i look like a lawyer, dawg?
2026-07-28 17:56:27
sorry for your retardation
2026-07-29 08:45:25
Imagine the sack load andrew is going to accumulate during his custody
2026-08-04 12:54:15
allahu akbar
2026-08-04 14:34:30
great analysis u retard
2026-08-06 13:13:26
i guess he kinda escaped the matrix this way
2026-08-06 13:26:39
i mean there is still the chance that they change the title, it kinda is a trailer tho, we'll see
2026-08-17 19:02:00
i just saw two retards fighting in the comment section
2026-08-25 12:26:38
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2026-08-25 21:28:40
If you liked no for August at 96c, you will love it at 90c