Account Information
Name:
DOJ
Bio:
Based Epstein chad MOGS suboptimal goyims like you.
Pseudonym:
Pleased-Cart
Created:
2025-12-09 07:05:41
Last Activity:
4 weeks ago
Tier:
Bronze
X:
@JakeTheLarp
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Total Profit
$35,103
Blockchain trace
| Address | Roles | Chains | Currencies | Total | Requests |
|---|
Stats
Portfolio value
$1,086.82
Markets traded
281
Trades
281
Largest win
$6,840.16
Profile views
7,641
Join date
2025-12-09 07:05:41
All-time rank
4865
All-time PnL
$35,103.07
All-time volume
$635,374.78
All-time profit
$35,103.07
Lifetime volume
$635,374.78
PnL series latest
$35,105.09
PnL series start
$35,098.70
PnL series points
22
Weighted volume
$2,781.06
Geoblock allow
No
Geoblock block
No
Geoblock close-only
No
Biggest wins & losses
Biggest wins
| Market | Outcome | Size | PnL |
|---|---|---|---|
| Jerome Powell out as Fed Chair by May 15, 2026? | Yes | 11339.571208 | $6,840.16 |
| Will Trump admin release any more Epstein related files by February 6? | Yes | 22896.952032 | $4,750.64 |
| BitBoy convicted? | No | 13735.123361 | $3,954.51 |
Biggest losses
| Market | Outcome | Size | PnL |
|---|---|---|---|
| Will Trump admin release any more Epstein related files by January 24? | Yes | 11081.547881 | $-4,999.99 |
| Penn State Nittany Lions vs. Akron Zips | Akron Zips | 11294.678233000002 | $-4,582.52 |
| Spread: Indiana (-7.5) | Indiana | 5208.333332 | $-2,499.99 |
Open positions (5+)
| Market | Outcome | Size | Avg | Now | Value | PnL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Clavicular sentenced to prison? | Yes | 3379.43 | $0.11 | $0.13 | $439.33 | $67.59 |
| Will 1250 or more tornadoes occur in the United States in 2026? | Yes | 437.95 | $0.90 | $0.88 | $385.40 | $-6.60 |
| Fed rate hike in 2026? | No | 420.67 | $0.69 | $0.33 | $136.72 | $-153.54 |
| Will any Category 4 hurricane make landfall in the US in before 2027? | No | 165.7169 | $0.68 | $0.76 | $125.12 | $13.08 |
| Will Donald Trump publicly insult Vladimir Putin by July 31, 2026? | Yes | 508.72 | $0.78 | $0.00 | $0.25 | $-396.05 |
Closed positions (5+)
| Market | Outcome | Size | PnL |
|---|---|---|---|
| Jerome Powell out as Fed Chair by May 15, 2026? | Yes | 11339.571208 | $6,840.16 |
| Will Trump admin release any more Epstein related files by February 6? | Yes | 22896.952032 | $4,750.64 |
| BitBoy convicted? | No | 13735.123361 | $3,954.51 |
| Trump declassifies new UFO files by May 15? | Yes | 7607.223777 | $3,830.26 |
| Will Trump admin release any more Epstein related files by January 9? | Yes | 18067.485466 | $3,438.73 |
Recent activity (5+)
| When | Type | Side | Market | Outcome | Price | Size | USDC |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4 weeks ago | REDEEM | Mojtaba Khamenei seen in public by July 15? | No | $0.00 | 0 | $0.00 | |
| 4 weeks ago | REDEEM | Will Trump say "Snake" in July? | Yes | $0.00 | 664.45 | $664.45 | |
| 4 weeks ago | TRADE | BUY | Will Trump say "Snake" in July? | Yes | $1.00 | 664.45 | $661.90 |
| 4 weeks ago | TRADE | SELL | Will Donald Trump publicly insult Tucker Carlson by July 31, 2026? | Yes | $0.80 | 732.08 | $582.83 |
| 4 weeks ago | TRADE | BUY | Will Donald Trump publicly insult Emmanuel Macron by July 31, 2026? | Yes | $0.35 | 23.25 | $8.50 |
Recent trades (281)
| When | Side | Market | Outcome | Price | Size |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4 weeks ago | BUY | Will Trump say "Snake" in July? | Yes | $1.00 | 664.45 |
| 4 weeks ago | SELL | Will Donald Trump publicly insult Tucker Carlson by July 31, 2026? | Yes | $0.80 | 732.08 |
| 4 weeks ago | BUY | Will Donald Trump publicly insult Emmanuel Macron by July 31, 2026? | Yes | $0.35 | 23.25 |
| 4 weeks ago | BUY | Will Donald Trump publicly insult Tucker Carlson by July 31, 2026? | Yes | $0.25 | 699.46 |
| 4 weeks ago | BUY | Will Donald Trump publicly insult Vladimir Putin by July 31, 2026? | Yes | $0.78 | 508.72 |
Comments
2025-12-18 04:02:22
the idea was that this be kept insider info. you ruined it.
2025-12-18 04:02:31
nobody likes you
2025-12-19 02:09:34
Insight into my bet on Steve Harrington: There was no preview for the Rotten Tomatoes critics for this season. A scene circulating on Twitter showed Steve being blown back from the energy blast (from the tesseract) being knocked out cold. While it doesnāt mean he dies, itās a likely shot that he was left in the upside down.
2025-12-19 02:11:34
Also, I highly doubt he dies until volume 3. The clip was shot in like 480p and it was behind the scenes.
2025-12-19 02:12:09
Also worth notingā¦I do believe the scene where Dustin runs out alone follows Steve being blown back.
2025-12-19 13:00:50
GG guys.
2025-12-19 14:05:41
They wrote the wrong date.
2025-12-22 22:33:10
I just got here i was gonan buy at 33c but thatās the same moment i opened this market bruh
2025-12-22 22:56:06
There was no formal release of dataset 8 to this market, meaning the market should resolve to NO as long as thereās no files formally released.
2025-12-22 22:56:24
There was no formal release of dataset 8 to the public, meaning the market should resolve to NO as long as thereās no files formally released.
2025-12-22 22:56:42
+ The video is OLD. It has been out for years.
2025-12-22 22:57:11
-Leaked, unofficial, or anonymously sourced disclosures will not qualify
2025-12-22 23:17:50
Buying more NOs
2025-12-22 23:51:51
it was a still taken down
2025-12-23 05:38:15
The 23rd market was a rerelease, which counts under the rules. :)
2025-12-23 05:51:33
I'm sorry man. I hope you're able to financially recover from this. Much love.
2025-12-23 07:53:17
The link which includes his name does count as a valid mention, as would a sirname or such.
2025-12-23 08:18:14
me
2025-12-23 08:18:25
@realjakey on discord
2025-12-23 08:38:17
dm me
2025-12-23 09:44:11
they were in the files.
2025-12-23 12:01:55
your positions were not in the files that were released.
2025-12-24 08:39:18
Good catch!
2025-12-24 12:55:48
Imma eat u
2025-12-24 18:19:08
yeah, thonker solos lol
2025-12-24 18:53:31
I have multiple files for UMA that indicate Epstein coerced girls in charges and made threats of harm and harassment.
2025-12-25 06:44:23
ruh roh
2025-12-25 10:14:19
Proposable now!
2025-12-26 01:01:28
i decided id just watch the show regularly without stressing about who dies. merry christmas everyone!
2025-12-26 01:04:17
i dont know how these markets work, but im still adamant that steve dies.
2025-12-26 04:18:07
Hey @tylerdurden . No matter how this season ends and which characters die, I respect you ngl.
2025-12-26 04:53:46
I'm pretty sure that Jonathan and Nancy end up getting married sometime in the near future. Do you have discord? Are you in Psquare?
2025-12-26 05:47:34
i bought my mom a new phone for christmas!
2025-12-27 21:56:07
Leaked episode 8 teaser does NOT look good.
2025-12-28 01:52:01
it's just not going to happen lol.
2025-12-28 02:03:03
rollcall says closed press.
2025-12-28 04:18:50
It's very unlikely that it's posted before midnight... they haven't done it on the same day since late October
2025-12-28 19:18:14
Thereās no Q&A and the main meeting wonāt be recorded via C-Span.
2025-12-28 19:21:07
āSee you at the endā š
2025-12-28 19:26:09
Go ahead and propose? Those remarks donāt count.
2025-12-28 19:32:34
I may look like I joined in December, but I already have more profit than most of you have accumulated. I am genuinely, wholeheartedly, trying to help you not lose money. I am seasoned on this site. Iāve been at it for a year. You need help!
2025-12-28 19:39:10
You can make more money with a minimum wage job than owning 14 shares of yes
2025-12-28 20:03:16
lol
2025-12-28 20:03:27
Yes. I was telling you guys the whole time.
2025-12-28 20:04:14
Itās literally on loop!!
2025-12-28 20:04:24
Itās not.
2025-12-28 21:53:41
saved so much money by baiting.
2025-12-29 02:23:20
no
2025-12-29 18:35:06
Approximately 9-9.3 seconds. Uploading a YouTube video now.
2025-12-29 18:42:15
[link removed]
2025-12-29 18:44:25
9-9.3 seconds.
2025-12-29 19:38:01
-3k
2025-12-29 20:18:39
That doesnāt count
2025-12-30 01:54:51
i have no idea why you're even on this site when you have absolutely 0 idea what is going on, ever
2025-12-30 02:24:50
[link removed]
2025-12-30 03:30:31
wdym
2025-12-30 04:48:32
on what -213?
2025-12-31 02:16:10
why are you always losing on every market?
2025-12-31 19:49:42
Tyler cannot WAIT until he makes 20 bands today.
2026-01-01 00:31:57
TylerTurden how are u
2026-01-01 01:00:39
rip holly
2026-01-01 01:04:40
you won man! i actually sold everything i had for a profit, so we won together!
2026-01-04 20:11:26
theyāre not going to release 5.2 million documents all at once.
2026-01-06 01:58:59
releasing my numerical analysis of million/billion/trillion on my youtube in a minute.
2026-01-06 02:10:02
19 Million, Billion, Trillions. See my video analysis here. The prerecorded voice at 2 hours 49 minutes is NOT his. [link removed]
2026-01-06 02:10:09
Like and subscribe!
2026-01-06 07:14:59
It canāt lol
2026-01-06 07:15:38
ts was funny asf gang
2026-01-06 09:27:43
yeah itāll be a no. check uma discord dispute thread. almost everyone is stating p1.
2026-01-07 06:17:43
good to see u here tyler turden. hope you're doing well!
2026-01-07 07:42:10
posting proof in uma thread soon. @realjakey on discord.
2026-01-07 07:53:58
[link removed]
2026-01-07 07:54:08
[link removed]
2026-01-07 07:54:26
Like and subscribe, view the full uma thread in a few minutes for more details.
2026-01-07 08:10:29
tip me if u love me for making yes holders love me. im definiteyl going to get investigated by the real doj tho like for sure.
2026-01-07 08:21:01
yes. thank you. love me more.
2026-01-07 08:36:13
Sorry.
2026-01-07 08:59:35
thank you everyone for the shekels. like and subscrib to my channel
2026-01-07 09:19:18
[link removed]
2026-01-07 09:46:04
fyi i genuinely dont think there's a january 7 release that's going to happen. they've historically never touched any files on wednesdays. if u wana believe me, or not, you can choose. dyor.
2026-01-07 19:57:54
job
2026-01-07 20:27:37
Iāll send u a kiss and a hug
2026-01-09 02:03:17
job
2026-01-14 23:00:00
files rerelease. video coming later after my busy stuff
2026-01-14 23:01:26
With this beautiful girl rn
2026-01-14 23:38:59
who are you
2026-01-14 23:40:32
curl -I {link-data-set-8}
2026-01-14 23:48:12
And make sure itās the zip link. If you get an error, itās likely the captcha page.
2026-01-15 00:34:02
Yes. Epstein data set 8 zip was rereleased today which qualifies for the resolution.
2026-01-15 02:43:29
Iām trying to help you guysā¦
2026-01-15 07:15:41
Hey guys. I decided I wouldnāt release a video this time around. In case of a dispute or a future conflict regarding this precedent, I have a prerecorded video available.
2026-01-15 19:49:34
I say not happening
2026-01-16 03:22:26
I could tbh
2026-01-17 20:16:27
If a strike is announced as happening on a specified date without an exact time, the market will resolve based on the time of the strike based on a consensus of credible reporting. If the timing of the strike cannot be determined by a consensus of credible reporting by 5:00 PM ET on the day following the initial announcement/reporting, the strike will be considered to have occurred on the reported date at 12:00 PM in the time zone in which the strike occurred.
2026-01-17 20:39:38
When the handshake is complete or not complete, I'll make sure to do a video for my channel like I did with Netanyahu's!
2026-01-17 20:39:54
well i mean completed. lol
2026-01-17 21:26:52
none of u filed my orders so i just msarket bought yall are so bad smh
2026-01-17 21:40:09
There's no press and they only release photos of two leaders talking if anything at all. It may be a reasonable hedge, though.
2026-01-17 22:56:44
why did u sell
2026-01-18 17:09:25
I could resolve 2-3 people from this market if I tried.
2026-01-19 21:10:47
Iām just going to resolve these
2026-01-19 21:28:43
i said so, so it doesnt.
2026-01-19 21:34:45
Hey if anyone wants my advice, don't buy yes on Jan 24th. Their calendar (re)release is set for the 27th.
2026-01-19 21:34:54
but dont listen to me bc im bluffing
2026-01-19 22:06:50
im pissed im just gonna resolve jan 24th to no. stop pbuying lol yall are so bad
2026-01-20 04:20:58
dyor
2026-01-20 04:46:04
Itās not called Data Set 9!
2026-01-20 05:16:40
im resolving it to no
2026-01-21 14:44:03
Stop DMing me asking for alpha.
2026-01-21 14:44:12
I already told you what I know.
2026-01-22 21:05:37
I hate that the entire aspect of this marketās resolution is based off of whether or not I feel like getting it resolved a certain way.
2026-01-23 04:15:02
Resolving to yes using my archive link soon. Video coming soon.
2026-01-23 04:45:49
itās a different reason but sure
2026-01-23 04:51:40
[link removed] this video shows why I was able to resolve the previous rerelease market. There was a file rerelease that nobody else noticed.
2026-01-23 04:51:56
They added the file to the incorrect directory.
2026-01-23 04:52:12
New video coming either tomorrow night or after market resolve
2026-01-23 18:39:45
I can have it proposed whenever. Thereās another release due to happen today/tomorrow.
2026-01-23 20:08:23
Look at my Epstein wins manā¦
2026-01-23 20:36:59
[link removed]
2026-01-23 20:37:26
Video coming š
2026-01-24 23:40:38
Video 1 coming soon. Stay tuned
2026-01-24 23:41:23
gg/mmr7WbRB
2026-01-25 01:08:38
video going to post soon.
2026-01-31 07:37:24
As long as thonker loses, Iām happy.
2026-02-02 18:51:15
let the games begin.
2026-02-02 18:52:16
let the games begin.
2026-02-02 20:57:16
oh shit
2026-02-02 20:57:35
pump and dump central
2026-02-02 20:57:51
apparently Iām a scammer too I hate u guys
2026-02-02 22:47:26
im the goat bro
2026-02-03 03:05:38
I didnāt get it
2026-02-03 03:22:05
fill me at 94.2/5.8
2026-02-03 13:43:25
Epstein expert must be Jewish!
2026-02-03 16:27:54
obvious market manipulation by aenews
2026-02-05 18:39:21
Market price inflation is wild
2026-02-05 20:03:25
Ridiculous
2026-02-06 22:36:11
i genuinely have no idea what's going on.
2026-02-12 05:00:45
brother is copying me
2026-02-14 04:58:45
free pennys here or arb with main market.
2026-02-25 02:21:09
aight chat good luck to me right
2026-02-25 02:57:13
interesting.
2026-02-25 03:35:29
told yall
2026-02-25 05:47:42
stop the count stop the steal
2026-03-16 00:39:38
Ties are seldom occurrences. It's better to make this a negrisk market than to include an "other "option.
2026-03-16 07:59:34
this is such a moronic market.
2026-03-20 00:04:17
i didnt meant to sell. what the fuck.
2026-03-31 07:44:50
N is cooked, sorry.
2026-04-01 00:20:55
0 dollars
2026-04-01 02:04:49
good gayme
2026-04-09 01:42:49
lol
2026-04-09 05:29:10
yeah guys u cant really resolve this Y it's basically impossible unless the words "Epstein's client list" are mashed into a document of names.
2026-04-09 05:29:17
it's lowkirk impossible
2026-04-09 07:47:20
put up a large wall at 20c on Y (80c for N) and Iāll fill you right now if youāre so confident.
2026-04-11 18:20:37
lol yall not winning ts
2026-05-12 04:43:19
trump announces crypto reserve
2026-05-16 21:22:06
I tried hiding that I knew this for a while so I could dispute. I should have never updated that PDF to courtlistener. fuck
2026-05-18 07:39:08
lol thanks
2026-05-18 16:55:52
sad
2026-05-22 11:51:49
btw i was the one that got the fastclick i was upset there wasnt more shares. also, lirex, the foia disclosures don't count towards the resolution of the market. the foia request was dated before the market creation nonetheless, so even if they were "declassified" (foiad)
2026-05-22 11:52:17
(foia'd*)... it wouldn't count.
2026-06-11 22:18:30
Looks like a schizo
2026-07-15 19:14:24
lol
2026-07-31 20:24:45
get on the right side of the bet while you can.