Account Information
Name:
doyouwanttogotothemoon
Bio:
My profile pic is what I ate when I bet on hormuz reopening
Pseudonym:
Well-Documented-Category-Tissue
Created:
2026-05-11 17:53:16
Last Activity:
1 week ago
Tier:
Tier 0
profile-image-8031029-2a659b2e-b3b8-4cb5-a849-38a240a0f6dd.webp
Total Profit
$10,575
Blockchain trace
| Address | Roles | Chains | Currencies | Total | Requests |
|---|
Stats
Portfolio value
$6,706.99
Markets traded
231
Trades
231
Largest win
$3,776.05
Profile views
538
Join date
2026-05-11 17:53:16
All-time rank
14147
All-time PnL
$10,574.54
All-time volume
$476,676.53
All-time profit
$10,574.54
Lifetime volume
$476,676.53
PnL series latest
$10,573.09
PnL series start
$10,639.60
PnL series points
24
Weighted volume
$1,164.68
Geoblock allow
No
Geoblock block
No
Geoblock close-only
No
Biggest wins & losses
Biggest wins
| Market | Outcome | Size | PnL |
|---|---|---|---|
| US x Iran permanent peace deal by June 15, 2026? | Yes | 28684.6435 | $3,776.05 |
| Strait of Hormuz traffic returns to normal by December 31? | No | 9630.76 | $1,084.20 |
| Starmer out by June 30, 2026? | Yes | 2893.2118 | $889.47 |
Biggest losses
| Market | Outcome | Size | PnL |
|---|---|---|---|
| Strait of Hormuz traffic returns to normal by August 31? | Yes | 21902.9972 | $-622.12 |
| Strait of Hormuz traffic returns to normal by August 15? | Yes | 8163.1616 | $-282.14 |
| Strait of Hormuz traffic returns to normal by July 15? | Yes | 10150.3333 | $-201.64 |
Open positions (5+)
| Market | Outcome | Size | Avg | Now | Value | PnL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Will John Healey be the first to leave the Burnham cabinet? | No | 2069.68 | $0.83 | $0.85 | $1,769.58 | $53.31 |
| Iran leadership change by December 31? | No | 1500 | $0.84 | $0.83 | $1,252.50 | $-7.50 |
| Fed rate hike in 2026? | No | 1499.9733 | $0.51 | $0.52 | $772.49 | $2.50 |
| Will Anthropic's valuation hit (HIGH) $3.0T by December 31? | No | 1052 | $0.63 | $0.66 | $694.32 | $32.60 |
| Will Shabana Mahmood be the first to leave the Burnham cabinet? | No | 454.57 | $0.79 | $0.95 | $431.61 | $73.59 |
Closed positions (5+)
| Market | Outcome | Size | PnL |
|---|---|---|---|
| US x Iran permanent peace deal by June 15, 2026? | Yes | 28684.6435 | $3,776.05 |
| Strait of Hormuz traffic returns to normal by December 31? | No | 9630.76 | $1,084.20 |
| Starmer out by June 30, 2026? | Yes | 2893.2118 | $889.47 |
| Will the U.S. invade Iran before 2027? | No | 7099.9888 | $880.65 |
| Will Gustavo Petro be the next leader out before 2027? | Yes | 3514.9614 | $856.16 |
Recent activity (5+)
| When | Type | Side | Market | Outcome | Price | Size | USDC |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 week ago | TRADE | SELL | Will Anthropic's valuation hit (HIGH) $2.0T by December 31? | Yes | $0.68 | 300 | $204.00 |
| 1 week ago | TRADE | SELL | Will the Fed increase interest rates by 25 bps after the December 2026 meeting? | Yes | $0.25 | 51.49 | $12.87 |
| 1 week ago | TRADE | BUY | Will Anthropic's valuation hit (HIGH) $2.0T by December 31? | Yes | $0.68 | 300 | $204.00 |
| 1 week ago | TRADE | SELL | Will Anthropic's valuation hit (HIGH) $2.5T by December 31? | No | $0.50 | 170 | $85.00 |
| 1 week ago | TRADE | BUY | Will the Fed increase interest rates by 25 bps after the December 2026 meeting? | Yes | $0.23 | 40 | $9.20 |
Recent trades (231)
| When | Side | Market | Outcome | Price | Size |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 week ago | BUY | Fed Rate Hike by September 2026 Meeting? | No | $0.70 | 500 |
| 1 week ago | SELL | US announces end of Iranian blockade by August 22, 2026? | Yes | $0.05 | 999.98 |
| 1 week ago | SELL | US-Iran 60 day negotiation period extended? | Yes | $0.09 | 394.67 |
| 1 week ago | BUY | US announces end of Iranian blockade by August 31, 2026? | Yes | $0.14 | 313.69 |
| 1 week ago | SELL | US announces end of Iranian blockade by October 31, 2026? | No | $0.37 | 1564.09 |
Comments
2026-05-19 16:38:00
Retard
2026-06-11 11:50:47
Oh no, the defence secretary resigned. Whatever shall I do!
2026-06-15 04:49:48
The year is 3000, N holders still valiantly argue that this is not a permanent peace deal, and that the fighting still goes on between the US and Iran
2026-06-16 14:55:28
nop, sorry I don't make the rules
2026-06-17 11:28:47
You do realise that people in the US work on weekends?
2026-06-17 17:47:54
It didn't get released on the 16th vro
2026-06-19 09:20:51
Give it two days bro
2026-06-19 10:05:17
Bond for N. I don't make the rules
2026-06-19 14:05:33
Starmer is resigning so everything will resolve N
2026-06-20 13:02:50
Man, people really love theta
2026-06-20 13:23:51
I'm up 7k, you're down $171
2026-06-20 13:44:10
shhhhhhhhhh
2026-06-20 21:06:12
Why isn't Starmer a bond?
2026-06-20 22:10:20
Ty for the money
2026-06-24 18:56:44
Yes holders be like: row row row your boat gently down hormuz
2026-06-25 15:46:49
Sadly instead of a hot leather-clad dominatrix, it's a balding mustached man that goes by the name of Vahidi that is dripping bombs onto my shares
2026-06-25 17:39:53
nop nop nop nop nop NOP
2026-06-26 12:55:11
vro skipped from 1 to 4
2026-07-05 17:54:22
This literally can not count. It would be against the integrity of the platform and the spirit of the market. I trust Poly to do what is right
2026-07-07 08:37:00
POV: Your grandmother dies at a funeral. You're grieving with tears streaming down your face. As you live in Singapore, AENews claims that all moisture was just sweat and therefore you were not crying at all. He runs around screaming manically "P1, P1, all the money is mine," as you sit on the ground defeated
2026-07-08 20:50:01
Tehran is in flames and 30+ isn’t even moving.. you guys crazy
2026-07-20 16:36:48
Wonder why gopfan/flawfence has put up $500 in liq rewards
2026-08-02 20:11:18
Strikes in three days. I don't make the rules. I just collect the money
2026-08-02 20:12:46
Price is too low
2026-08-02 20:39:33
Hormuz is emotional hedge, strikes are rational hedge ✅️
2026-08-02 21:22:37
COMFY
2026-08-03 09:41:10
thank you bro. Time to go DEMON TIME
2026-08-03 11:46:40
Exodus 4:56 - and on the seventh day, God updated an UKMO report stating that a missile had breached a ship's hull in Hormuz
2026-08-03 23:25:39
Told you guys. Trump will take out Bandar Abbas tomorrow, sorry not sorry I don’t make the rules. I just collect the money ✅
2026-08-04 08:59:00
Wait until tonight. DONNY don’t let us down!
2026-08-04 09:52:35
Bombs in 14 hours. I don't make the rules. I just collect the ragebait
2026-08-04 12:18:14
nga we on the same side
2026-08-04 18:00:37
Brightstars ❌️
DullMoon ✅️
2026-08-04 20:52:53
I’m cooked :(
2026-08-06 08:55:18
BM s dumfuQ @BrightStars think Iran will allow Strait of Hormuz to return to normal by Aug 31. HAHAHAHAH
2026-08-06 17:42:20
BM s @BrightStars will begin to look like a very dull moon when Trump does not lift the blockade!
2026-08-06 19:09:03
JUST IN: Fluorescent man seen blocking US launches from USS Boxer
2026-08-15 22:32:16
And on the 60th day, Mojtaba proclaimed, fear not for thee will have an extension to this negotiating period
2026-08-17 17:17:38
How much more 3T do you want and if so, what price?
2026-08-18 16:30:40
How are you mr whale?
2026-08-25 10:01:21
The KNIGHTS OF TSYBKA will FUCK A PARK BENCH