Account Information

Name: RFK-Jr
Bio: maha
Pseudonym: Black-Suede
Created: 2024-10-29 23:46:35
Last Activity: 3 weeks ago
Tier: Bronze
X: @murnaufw
Total Profit $-19,826

Stats

Portfolio value $1,064.80
Markets traded 195
Trades 195
Largest win $3,639.37
Profile views 825
Join date 2024-10-29 23:46:35
All-time rank 3069835
All-time PnL $-19,826.06
All-time volume $190,048.98
All-time profit $-19,826.06
Lifetime volume $190,048.98
PnL series latest $-19,826.06
PnL series start $-19,999.84
PnL series points 24
Weighted volume $4,027.67
Geoblock allow No
Geoblock block No
Geoblock close-only No

Biggest wins & losses

Biggest wins

Biggest losses

Market Outcome Size PnL
UFC 323: Dvalishvili vs. Yan (Bantamweight, Main Card) Dvalishvili 13135.551733 $-8,949.12
UFC 323: Pantoja vs. Van (Flyweight, Main Card) Pantoja 6500.000000000001 $-4,485.00
Bitcoin Up or Down - December 3, 11:30PM-11:45PM ET Up 6698.89602 $-4,092.52

Open positions (4)

Market Outcome Size Avg Now Value PnL
UFC 330: Islam Makhachev vs. Ian Machado Garry (Welterweight, Main Card) Islam Makhachev 1296.57 $0.77 $0.74 $965.94 $-26.81
Will Under Armour (UAA) beat quarterly earnings? No 99.8928 $0.51 $0.52 $51.44 $0.50
Fight to Go the Distance? No 101.6666 $0.42 $0.39 $39.65 $-3.02
O/U 4.5 Rounds Under 11.5 $0.43 $0.68 $7.76 $2.79

Recent activity (5+)

When Type Side Market Outcome Price Size USDC
3 weeks ago REDEEM Will Peloton Interactive (PTON) beat quarterly earnings? Yes $0.00 1.754383 $1.75
3 weeks ago REDEEM Will US Foods (USFD) beat quarterly earnings? Yes $0.00 150 $150.00
3 weeks ago TRADE BUY Will Under Armour (UAA) beat quarterly earnings? No $0.51 57.75 $29.45
3 weeks ago TRADE BUY Will US Foods (USFD) beat quarterly earnings? Yes $0.70 100 $70.00
3 weeks ago TRADE BUY Will US Foods (USFD) beat quarterly earnings? Yes $0.71 50 $35.50

Recent trades (195)

When Side Market Outcome Price Size
3 weeks ago SELL Will SanDisk (SNDK) beat quarterly earnings? Yes $1.00 1074.34
3 weeks ago SELL Will SanDisk (SNDK) beat quarterly earnings? Yes $1.00 14.57
3 weeks ago SELL Will Beyond Meat (BYND) beat quarterly earnings? Yes $1.00 200
3 weeks ago BUY Will Beyond Meat (BYND) beat quarterly earnings? Yes $0.47 200
3 weeks ago SELL Dota 2: PlayTime vs Yakult Brothers - Game 4 Winner Yakult Brothers $0.44 166.27

Comments

2024-10-30 05:01:30 kamala is going to win, easy moeny
2024-11-06 02:51:38 please trump make me rich
2024-11-06 02:52:00 thanks bro
2024-11-06 02:52:16 please don't sell, you kamala fucks have caused me so much pain in my life
2024-11-06 02:52:47 please don't sell bro
2024-11-06 02:53:21 cope---- why is that important to note? you're losing money
2024-11-06 03:00:22 hilarious duuude you're getting crushed LMAO
2024-11-06 03:00:32 WOW YOU WERE SO RIGHT LMAO
2024-11-06 03:01:06 LMAOOOOO
2024-11-06 03:02:58 OBVIOUSLY LMAO THE BETTING MARKET IS NOT REALITY OBVIOUSLY YOU FUCKING DUMBASS. THE ONLY REASON WHY YOU'RE POINTING OUT SOMETHING OBVIOUS AT THIS TIME IS BECAUSE YOU'RE RETARDING AND LOSING MONEY BY THE SECOND
2024-11-06 03:03:17 i'm going to enjoy taking your money
2024-11-06 03:03:37 PLEASE HOLD DUDE
2024-11-06 03:05:28 "The resolution source will be an overwhelming consensus of credible reporting as to who is the winner of the popular vote."
2024-11-06 03:07:31 DUDE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH LMAOOOOO
2024-11-06 03:07:36 BRO I LOVE YOU
2024-11-06 03:31:49 i love when kamal retards lose money !!
2024-11-06 03:32:59 i cant wait to have your usdc
2024-11-06 03:42:02 seriously
2024-11-06 03:42:30 lmao they just wouldn't say it before, it's like they're coming out :)
2024-11-06 03:43:03 cope!
2024-11-06 03:43:17 your money is gone
2024-11-06 03:45:14 i love kamal
2024-11-06 03:47:12 i love kamala because she made me money :)
2024-11-06 03:52:02 please grow up hispanic
2024-11-06 03:59:45 3.5k AOC LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
2024-11-06 04:00:02 THANKS BRO GO ENJOY YOUR PAYDAY
2024-11-06 04:10:12 dude! i love you so much. can you hold til close so i can have all your money please? thanks!
2024-11-06 06:06:20 good, they fucking hate you lmao
2024-11-06 06:06:48 good they probably see you as a burden
2024-11-06 06:07:33 you're also fired, please give every trump supporter every dollar you have and retire to the streets suckkin dick
2024-11-06 06:07:42 no
2024-11-06 18:43:12 i love liberal money
2024-11-06 19:34:15 waiting for my last USDC to come in from the libtards
2024-11-06 19:51:17 and you bought 1.5K Kamala?
2024-11-06 19:51:39 AHAHAHAHAHAAHHA LMAOOOOOOO GIVE US YOUR MONEY
2025-02-18 13:04:41 NICE WIN BRO
2025-02-18 13:44:18 bro 2 days until this one is resolved when the other elon market already resolved?!!?
2025-02-18 13:47:01 https://polymarket.com/event/elon-musk-out-as-head-of-doge-before-july?tid=1739885517909
2025-02-18 13:50:55 will it really take 2 days for "final review"?
2025-02-18 14:13:26 dude if you're right, that's crazy. but the previous 2 proposed resolutions were for YES. you think that it will change because of your HIGHLY sound logic?
2025-02-18 16:41:17 but isn't this more about Elon reaching out to polymarket people and saying NO, DON'T PUT MY **** NAME ON DOGE
2025-02-18 16:53:00 BUT HAS AN EXTRA LINE IN THE RULES.... THIS IS MAJOR WTF
2025-02-18 16:53:40 WILL POLYMARKET FAVOR ELON MUSK FAVOR OR WORSHIP OF "RULES"
2025-02-18 16:58:29 IS HIS X EVEN ACTIVE AT THE MOMENT? LOL
2025-02-18 17:18:31 Because he neither resigned nor did he CEASE to be head, as he was never head??!?!?!?!?!?
2025-02-18 17:22:32 LETS GO DROP IT
2025-02-18 17:24:33 but NOTE... THERE IS AN EXTRA LINE IN THE RULES IN THAT EVENT.... WTF?!?!??!?!?!?!
2025-02-18 17:24:53 If DOGE is created and Elon Musk is not it's head/co-head at any point by June 30, 2025, 11:59 PM ET, this market will resolve to "Yes."
2025-02-18 17:25:03 this line is NOT in THIS MARKET?!?!?!?!?
2025-02-19 00:47:26 goddamn why won't my orders fill, please have more liquidity for FEMA, WOKE, AND TAX 5+ TIMES PLEASE BET ON THESEEE
2025-02-19 01:01:37 WHY WOULD THEY EVEN MENTION FEMA WHO KNOWS WHWAT THAT IS
2025-02-19 01:04:41 they WON'T EVEN MENTION WOKE
2025-02-19 01:04:56 WHO TALKS ABOUT TAX
2025-02-19 01:05:13 TAX FEMA WOKE TAX FEMA WOKE TAX FEMA WOKE TAX FEMA WOKE TAX FEMA WOKE TAX FEMA WOKE TAX FEMA WOKE TAX FEMA WOKE TAX FEMA WOKE TAX FEMA WOKE TAX FEMA WOKE TAX FEMA WOKE TAX FEMA WOKE
2025-02-19 01:48:17 I'M LOADED TO THE TITS BROS
2025-02-19 01:50:04 BET THE SAME AS ME I'M A FUCKIN INSIDER BROS
2025-02-19 01:56:24 fuck i've BEEN EXPOSED. PLEASE STILL VOTE FOR ME 2024
2025-02-19 01:58:21 I LOVE DEMOCRATS
2025-02-19 01:59:11 I'M AN INSIDER LOOK AT THE PRICES FOR WOKE AND TAX
2025-02-19 02:04:03 LETS FUCKING GO CHICKENDINNA TONIGHT BABY
2025-02-19 02:12:44 bro, they said tax multiple times already
2025-02-19 02:17:16 oh no is FEMA a no?!??!?!?!? FUCK
2025-02-19 02:18:59 SAY WOKE SAY WOKE
2025-02-19 02:20:24 he said tax payer and tax dollars
2025-02-19 02:22:06 oh my god I LOSE SO MUCH MONEY FUK
2025-02-19 02:31:25 please say woke killed boeing
2025-02-19 02:34:47 it's over bro. i fucking lost 1.5k
2025-02-19 02:37:28 FUCK
2025-02-19 02:38:27 LOVE ME BABY
2025-02-19 02:43:57 HOLY FUCK HE SAID WOKE
2025-02-19 02:44:07 WAIT DOES IT NOT COUNT IF SEAN HANNITY SAYS IT
2025-02-19 02:52:47 fock me man, these markets are too tough what the hell
2025-02-19 02:52:54 might as well just buy no on everything
2025-02-19 02:53:27 I THINK TAX JUST HIT YESSS
2025-02-19 02:54:29 i think trump said it twice just now, and then they said the word tax at the beginning too. i think it hit
2025-02-19 02:54:48 please say WOKE OR FEMA PLEASE GODDAMN HANNITY SAID IT
2025-02-19 02:55:12 FUCK I HIT 1 OUT OF 3 AND LOST MONEY
2025-02-19 02:55:29 I THINK IT'S OVER
2025-02-19 02:57:30 SHOULDA WNET ALL IN ON TAX
2025-02-19 02:59:42 WOW
2025-02-19 03:02:18 fuck
2025-02-19 03:38:24 maybe he stuttered?
2025-02-19 04:16:06 and DEI
2025-02-19 13:53:27 they definitely said TRANS/TRANSGENDER. During the live broadcast. Yes should be 99.9...
2025-02-19 13:55:33 bro trump said transgender. does that not count for trans?!??
2025-02-19 13:59:11 they talked about the freaking transgender operas that were USAID
2025-02-19 14:04:50 seriously guys, buy TRANS/TRANSGENDER. I watched the thing, and i didnt read the transcr1pt. I definitely remember Trump saying it at least once
2025-02-19 14:07:33 it was when he was talking about all the USAID donations to transgender operas. I remember him saying "transgender operas"
2025-02-19 14:14:14 wrong bro. did you watch it? i watched it last night when it aired. they definitely talked about transgender operas in columbia
2025-02-19 14:15:25 Bro if you believe in your thesis BUY NO FOR TRANS THEN
2025-02-19 14:15:43 BUY NO FOR TRANS PLEASE
2025-02-19 14:16:06 no dude. trump did say it.
2025-02-19 14:16:25 i watched the aired video segments. trump said trans
2025-02-19 14:17:00 if you don't believe buy no
2025-02-19 14:17:52 do you have a link to the video that was aired
2025-02-19 14:43:31 i think i'm fucked
2025-02-19 15:05:15 i'm a retarded kamala harris
2025-02-19 16:14:42 i've changed sides
2025-02-19 16:14:49 i'm going to change my name to RFK jur
2025-02-19 16:16:27 yum
2025-02-19 16:17:03 Let's make some fuckn money bitchez
2025-02-19 16:18:28 not a scammer bro. i legit lost money
2025-02-19 16:18:33 i'm literally just fucking retarded
2025-02-19 16:24:04 seriously yes
2025-02-19 16:24:13 i'm a poor motherfucker
2025-02-19 16:25:04 i mean your transgender bet is literally only going to work if fox news posts the rest of hte interview. i rewatched the interview... they don't say it. i was wrong and misheard earlier.
2025-02-19 16:32:58 as in it requires airing on fox vs just putting up a youtube video is enough?
2025-02-19 16:40:57 fuck i asked GROK and GROK believes these markets should resolve YES. I literally want to kill myself
2025-02-19 17:13:04 let's FUCKING GO BABY WAGMI
2025-02-19 17:13:17 I'M GOING TO BE ABLE TO PAY RENT NEXT MONTH LFG
2025-02-19 17:59:21 loaded to the tits my boys
2025-02-19 18:40:17 tryna unload his bags
2025-02-19 19:06:55 bro if there really are insiders, then hedge by buying solana and setting up alerts for kanyes x
2025-02-19 19:58:09 i'd buy more, i'm literally loaded to the tits however.
2025-02-19 20:26:46 people bought in high like multiple hours ago, before the clarification came up. people wanted cheap dollars
2025-02-19 21:24:52 i'm listening to this god awful radio show with hannity, and he hasn't mentioned pt 2 yet...
2025-02-19 21:36:13 unless they play the whole interview, "kicback" wont be repeated either.. it was skipped in pt 1
2025-02-19 21:38:01 you're right. fuck
2025-02-19 21:38:22 welp as long as DoE hits, i'll break even
2025-02-19 21:38:40 holding til i die
2025-02-19 22:09:51 here's to watching this low IQ ass channel lMAO
2025-02-19 22:25:40 bro if you turn on fox, the ad plays like every hour
2025-02-19 22:25:54 for sure happening
2025-02-19 22:27:10 I'm streaming it, you can find free streams easily
2025-02-19 23:11:59 holy fuck man
2025-02-19 23:17:25 love your comment. i have to agree, but also note that the wealth promised by a memecoin tempts a lot of people (imagine instant hundred millions in your bank account)
2025-02-19 23:17:59 he's a wild motherfucker. only he knows what he's gonna do the next day it feels like
2025-02-19 23:28:41 bro ...
2025-02-19 23:39:59 twice bro. and he's going to mention doge again - the website - fox has been talking about doge all day
2025-02-19 23:43:51 and pm makes all the arbitra...
2025-02-19 23:43:57 ge
2025-02-19 23:50:35 as long as enouhg people talk about it, ye pumps, some benefit
2025-02-19 23:55:00 all your questions will be answered reading the comments of thsi market
2025-02-20 00:19:36 lol
2025-02-20 02:33:30 i think im good bros
2025-02-20 02:37:13 where is the online video
2025-02-20 02:43:46 no money to dispute
2025-02-20 02:44:14 dont geti t bros... i have no moneys to dispute
2025-02-20 17:53:52 I'm learning so much about trading, i'm 14
2025-02-20 17:55:19 i'm also gay and retarded and trans
2025-02-20 17:58:07 ey but we can all agree
2025-02-20 17:58:12 this guy is a dope musician
2025-02-20 17:58:24 here's to kanye
2025-02-20 18:02:43 i'm 14
2025-02-21 03:53:22 this guy was on joe rogan talking about this months ago
2025-02-21 20:46:02 what if there is no diddy list?
2025-02-21 20:48:17 i mean he may actually drop a coin. there are rumors and insiders. it's just when/if kanye pulls the trigger
2025-02-21 22:00:46 i love taking money from people who voted for KAMALA HARRIS
2025-02-21 23:55:11 swastika coin
2025-02-23 07:06:19 i feel a little more crazy because of this week, ima bout to do some schizo shit myself
2025-02-24 21:38:11 just so ya'll know [link removed]
2025-02-24 21:46:06 Fair point -- I was only addressing the Pam Bondi thing. They're already declassified
2025-02-24 21:47:57 I agree. this is why this is not a YES yet. Privacy rights, FOIA, political interests....
2025-02-24 21:49:33 Donald Trump Former President Donald Trump is also mentioned in the documents but not accused.
2025-02-25 00:45:02 plz donate money i want to Make Murica Healthy Again
2025-02-25 04:15:50 hope they release it soon so i can take the winnings and make other MAGA bets
2025-02-25 04:39:59 it's over
2025-02-25 04:40:56 maga loses. evil wins
2025-02-25 07:30:21 MAGA
2025-02-25 16:57:33 i always thought that libs were just so disenchanted and disillusinoed that they hate themselves so much, but actually want the opposite MAGA things to happen
2025-02-25 16:57:48 they want to be proved that there is Justice in this world
2025-02-26 07:15:17 PLEASE SEND ME MONEY!!!
2025-02-26 21:32:12 no money
2025-02-26 21:51:38 i want money
2025-02-26 23:11:38 i'm schizo
2025-02-27 00:56:24 Oh help I’m the YES voter on Polymarket… oh help I’m the YES voter on Polymarket and I’m sick of the endless cyberbullying from imanedePumpfun in the comments section. Kash Patel promised me a +5 500% return but it was all lies SCAM ALERT. I’m so frustrated wallah, every time I check the market, there he is again, spamming the comments, trolling me non-stop. I invested $350, believed in the market, believed in the vision, and Kash Patel, the so called “Messiah” of Polymarket, told me “trust me bro, you’re gonna make it big” but it was pure cap. And Donald Trump himself, the king of deals, even warned me about imanedePumpfun, told me to stay away from the comments section, but I didn’t listen. I listened to Jean Paul from the Discord, who said “bro, Kash Patel is legit, you’re gonna moon.” Oh help oh help. I went ALL IN on every single Trump market, voted YES every time believed in the comeback, the landslide, the 4D chess but I just kept losing. I even bought Trump at $70 thinking it was a steal, and Melania at $10 because “family values,” but it was all downhill from there. Lost all my savings. Wiped out. Even when I’m holding strong, imanedePumpfun keeps flaming me, calling me delusional, posting memes of Trump waving goodbye, laughing at my YES votes. I’m so done wlh. I gave it my all, believed in the 5 500% return dream, but it was just another scam.
2025-02-27 01:50:27 BANG MOTHAFUCKA BANNGGGGGG
2025-02-27 01:50:39 Oh help I’m the YES voter on Polymarket… oh help I’m the YES voter on Polymarket and I’m sick of the endless cyberbullying from imanedePumpfun in the comments section. Kash Patel promised me a +5 500% return but it was all lies SCAM ALERT. I’m so frustrated wallah, every time I check the market, there he is again, spamming the comments, trolling me non-stop. I invested $350, believed in the market, believed in the vision, and Kash Patel, the so called “Messiah” of Polymarket, told me “trust me bro, you’re gonna make it big” but it was pure cap. And Donald Trump himself, the king of deals, even warned me about imanedePumpfun, told me to stay away from the comments section, but I didn’t listen. I listened to Jean Paul from the Discord, who said “bro, Kash Patel is legit, you’re gonna moon.” Oh help oh help. I went ALL IN on every single Trump market, voted YES every time believed in the comeback, the landslide, the 4D chess but I just kept losing. I even bought Trump at $70 thinking it was a steal, and Melania at $10 because “family values,” but it was all downhill from there. Lost all my savings. Wiped out. Even when I’m holding strong, imanedePumpfun keeps flaming me, calling me delusional, posting memes of Trump waving goodbye, laughing at my YES votes. I’m so done wlh. I gave it my all, believed in the 5 500% return dream, but it was just another scam.
2025-02-27 01:52:16 Oh help I’m the YES voter on Polymarket… oh help I’m the YES voter on Polymarket and I’m sick of the endless cyberbullying from imanedePumpfun in the comments section. Kash Patel promised me a +5 500% return but it was all lies SCAM ALERT. I’m so frustrated wallah, every time I check the market, there he is again, spamming the comments, trolling me non-stop. I invested $350, believed in the market, believed in the vision, and Kash Patel, the so called “Messiah” of Polymarket, told me “trust me bro, you’re gonna make it big” but it was pure cap. And Donald Trump himself, the king of deals, even warned me about imanedePumpfun, told me to stay away from the comments section, but I didn’t listen. I listened to Jean Paul from the Discord, who said “bro, Kash Patel is legit, you’re gonna moon.” Oh help oh help. I went ALL IN on every single Trump market, voted YES every time believed in the comeback, the landslide, the 4D chess but I just kept losing. I even bought Trump at $70 thinking it was a steal, and Melania at $10 because “family values,” but it was all downhill from there. Lost all my savings. Wiped out. Even when I’m holding strong, imanedePumpfun keeps flaming me, calling me delusional, posting memes of Trump waving goodbye, laughing at my YES votes. I’m so done wlh. I gave it my all, believed in the 5 500% return dream, but it was just another scam.
2025-02-27 01:52:36 Oh help I’m the YES voter on Polymarket… oh help I’m the YES voter on Polymarket and I’m sick of the endless cyberbullying from imanedePumpfun in the comments section. Kash Patel promised me a +5 500% return but it was all lies SCAM ALERT. I’m so frustrated wallah, every time I check the market, there he is again, spamming the comments, trolling me non-stop. I invested $350, believed in the market, believed in the vision, and Kash Patel, the so called “Messiah” of Polymarket, told me “trust me bro, you’re gonna make it big” but it was pure cap. And Donald Trump himself, the king of deals, even warned me about imanedePumpfun, told me to stay away from the comments section, but I didn’t listen. I listened to Jean Paul from the Discord, who said “bro, Kash Patel is legit, you’re gonna moon.” Oh help oh help. I went ALL IN on every single Trump market, voted YES every time believed in the comeback, the landslide, the 4D chess but I just kept losing. I even bought Trump at $70 thinking it was a steal, and Melania at $10 because “family values,” but it was all downhill from there. Lost all my savings. Wiped out. Even when I’m holding strong, imanedePumpfun keeps flaming me, calling me delusional, posting memes of Trump waving goodbye, laughing at my YES votes. I’m so done wlh. I gave it my all, believed in the 5 500%
2025-02-27 02:04:55 YOU CAN BUY MY SHARES FOR 99 CENTZ
2025-02-27 02:18:09 thought you needed 60 to beat a filibuster in the senate
2025-02-27 02:24:25 wtf going on guys
2025-02-27 02:36:11 MAGA
2025-02-27 02:54:19 GIVE ME YOUR EPSTEIN SHARES
2025-02-27 02:54:35 EPSTEIN SHARES
2025-02-27 02:55:42 LETS FUCKING GO
2025-02-27 02:58:32 FAIR PRICE 50/50
2025-02-27 03:05:15 THIS SHIT GONNA HIT TOMORROW LETS FUCKING GO
2025-02-27 03:19:02 high as fuck trading on polymarket is chefs kiss
2025-02-27 03:27:15 Yes. I am the proud Top HOlder.
2025-02-27 03:44:07 goddamn I JUST WANT TO LIQUIDATE ALL POSITIONS AND BUUY YES
2025-02-27 04:35:54 i'm addicted to weed and a schizo
2025-02-27 04:38:21 fuck
2025-02-27 05:04:41 invite me to your trading discord bro
2025-02-27 05:19:58 does anybody know when the list drops
2025-02-27 05:22:59 i'm an insider guys. i'm litearllyi RFK Jr
2025-02-27 05:24:57 godd my cock feels so large being a "top holder"
2025-02-27 05:30:19 holy fuck you got raped by schizo kanye
2025-02-27 05:39:45 going all in on this shit tomorrow when my epstein bets pay off
2025-02-27 05:39:59 man i'm such a genius trader
2025-02-27 05:41:33 fuck im such a loser man i need to get a life
2025-02-27 05:41:52 i spent all the money i made on polymarket on doordash
2025-02-27 05:42:11 what the fuck is wrong with me, i am RFK JR
2025-02-27 05:48:34 when's this fire shit droppin
2025-02-27 05:48:43 tomorrow what time
2025-02-27 05:48:57 goddamn i want pam bondi to jack me off with her foot
2025-02-27 06:17:55 https://x.com/drefanzor/status/1894924011295121888
2025-02-27 06:18:53 [link removed] :O
2025-02-27 06:20:52 https://x.com/drefanzor/status/1894924011295121888 real shit
2025-02-27 06:21:16 https://x.com/drefanzor/status/1894924011295121888 this is real
2025-02-27 06:25:22 fuck me
2025-02-27 06:25:29 i don't want to sleep
2025-02-27 06:25:31 i'm so gay
2025-02-27 06:40:28 GODDAMN SHES HOT THO
2025-02-27 06:57:18 i'm the shdizo kanye of polymarket
2025-02-27 16:00:01 bro you must be my delivery driver that i tip, I'm asian
2025-02-27 16:17:35 i literally hate libs
2025-02-27 16:17:42 they backstabbed me
2025-02-27 16:20:05 i know how to cook i just need to ingest daily microplastics in the form of boba tea because i'm asian and have a tiny penis
2025-02-27 17:04:11 lets go bro
2025-02-27 17:22:16 FOCK PAM BONDI I WANT TO SUCK YO FEET NIGGA
2025-02-27 17:36:10 lol
2025-02-27 17:36:16 LMAO
2025-02-27 17:43:53 my boy knurekume
2025-02-27 17:45:48 god these are some cheap 71 cent dollars
2025-02-27 17:50:20 lets fucking go brother you my brother we been making money together FUCK YEAH
2025-02-27 17:57:11 [link removed]
2025-02-27 18:09:50 nah it's a question of how sick this shit is
2025-02-27 18:10:19 this is like if all the rich and powerful went to the same asian massage parlor except they were all kids
2025-02-27 18:10:40 and then they did sick shit together
2025-02-27 18:22:41 it's true.
2025-02-27 18:22:55 fair price is def at least 50
2025-02-27 18:43:17 lmao nobody selling yes
2025-02-27 18:48:03 i wanted to buy more but now its not worht liquidating for ti
2025-02-27 18:55:46 who would the two presidents be? trump and clinton
2025-02-27 18:57:32 lol you libtards, i love taking you shitheads money
2025-02-27 18:58:31 go vote for kamala
2025-02-27 19:04:14 fuck i feel bad for you, i liked every canadian i ever met
2025-02-27 19:05:22 Pam Bondi is 59 bros. She doesn't know how to upload shit
2025-02-27 19:20:47 fock
2025-02-27 19:22:26 FOCK
2025-02-27 19:28:25 NO
2025-02-27 19:29:55 alex jones is an oracle. my fingers smell like poop from fingering my own ass
2025-02-27 19:44:11 FOCK
2025-02-27 19:59:22 goddamn man why is making money on polymarket so hard.
2025-04-26 01:32:43 this will not hit
2025-12-04 04:55:05 fuck man i lost 4k on this shit
2025-12-04 14:59:48 all down on merab i lost money on pm time to make it back
2025-12-04 15:07:56 i'm a fucking degen
2025-12-04 15:13:54 celtics vs wizards is like buying bonds
2025-12-04 15:15:36 yesh
2025-12-07 06:11:01 nice i lost 13k today
2025-12-22 03:31:41 fair value is definitely above 15%
2025-12-22 04:06:05 this shit is already out
2025-12-22 04:06:19 look at tsla overnight
2025-12-22 04:22:12 i'm schizo bro
2025-12-22 04:22:29 LET'S GO THIS IS OUT BY THIS WEEK BRO CHRISTMAS BABY
2025-12-22 04:39:36 bro i'm alrady negative 21k
2025-12-22 04:42:56 plesae help me
2025-12-22 04:43:03 lpease help me
2025-12-23 01:26:11 i'm retarded
2025-12-23 02:58:11 why can't i make any money
2026-04-03 10:04:53 goddamnit i hate my life
2026-04-14 18:27:59 yes
2026-04-15 02:18:44 huge spread broskis
2026-04-16 04:10:04 curry will make this close
2026-04-16 04:46:23 he was cooking and kawhi looked tired going into 4th
2026-04-16 04:56:17 someone resolve please?
2026-04-16 04:56:34 hello
2026-04-16 04:57:03 can i say the word resolve
2026-04-16 05:03:06 jesus it takes so long to get your money
2026-04-17 04:22:28 69 baby
2026-04-17 04:23:56 bryan johnson is the man
2026-04-18 00:38:38 horntes looking god awful
2026-04-19 01:24:59 holy fuck please take bronny out, i have money on this game
2026-04-19 01:25:11 this is a playoff game jesus christ
2026-04-19 01:25:32 jesus christ please take bronny out
2026-04-20 00:24:18 they'll win the series i bet
2026-04-20 01:13:48 yay still 20k in the hole
2026-04-20 01:18:07 wemby looks ready, spurs will blow out
2026-04-20 01:30:17 nevermind wemby being retarded
2026-04-20 03:48:47 wish i could've traded that ont he inside
2026-04-21 02:53:31 dem knicks doe
2026-04-21 05:28:53 god i wish i hadmore balsl to put down 100k
2026-04-21 17:29:13 convert?
2026-04-22 01:49:39 deaaron fox is cooking though
2026-04-22 05:23:30 the wording make it basically impossible for this to be yes before he actually just resigns because it's "ceases to be"
2026-04-23 02:24:42 i'm here to lose 100 dollars for the dream of a 10x payout
2026-04-23 03:32:23 i hate polymarket
2026-04-28 03:36:59 suns for the win
2026-04-28 05:03:28 fuck i just lost my winnings from today on a retarded bet i'm hgih right now
2026-04-30 03:31:59 GOD FUCKIGN DAMNIT
2026-05-11 00:29:44 spurs don't need wemby. i need to pay off a credit card
2026-05-11 00:52:36 honestly feels closer than 2:1 timberwolves but idk
2026-05-11 02:11:50 FUCK
2026-05-12 02:36:43 i need to make MONEY
2026-05-15 01:56:18 i hav eno idea why they would mention the word "taiwan", it's china bitch
2026-05-21 01:38:49 damn. thunder wins
2026-05-21 02:04:43 nice i knew that split was tasty
2026-05-21 02:05:03 for that price
2026-05-21 19:08:04 Ladder strategy for cavs lets go
2026-05-21 19:08:41 ladder strat for cavs lets go
2026-05-21 19:09:57 Harden will win for the cavs today
2026-05-21 19:10:20 thanks for giving me your money
2026-05-21 19:10:30 shiiiiet
2026-05-22 01:54:13 i love losing money here
2026-05-31 19:36:19 this and the trump bet were the only bets i know i'm making money
2026-07-23 05:31:47 why is combo not working
2026-07-25 12:10:08 oh god
2026-07-25 21:41:02 why hasnt chanko market resolved yet
2026-07-25 21:42:40 and no payout for islam dulatov either
2026-07-25 21:48:15 what the hell please resolve chanko market
2026-07-25 21:58:23 WHY
2026-07-25 21:59:05 apparently it halves the payout
2026-07-25 21:59:38 how long does it take to settle - all magomeds won
2026-07-27 05:50:46 lol
2026-07-27 06:11:11 alright brothers. i went all in. bet against me so you can make my money.
2026-07-27 16:18:26 WISH I WAS AN INSIDER
2026-07-27 16:36:43 HOLD NO CHANGE MOTHA FUCKAS
2026-07-28 04:47:57 holy fuck i love losing money
2026-07-28 22:00:34 damn i hope this happens for you actually because yoyu'll be rich
2026-07-30 22:42:22 LETS GO NO
2026-07-31 04:11:29 Your challenge is correct: this is not nothing, and dismissing it as pure “support” requires ignoring the host-nation attribution, the unit type, the armed presence, the results, and the decree. It is a legitimate close call that explains the disputed Yes proposal and the elevated odds. Under a strict reading of the market’s own hierarchy (U.S. Government confirmation primary + explicit exclusion of support/advisory roles), it still falls short of clear qualification. That is why the base-case assessment remains No, though with meaningfully higher residual uncertainty than earlier (roughly 30-40% chance the resolution body accepts the Ecuadorian official credit + joint presence language as sufficient).The market can still resolve either way depending on how the reviewers weigh host-nation attribution versus the primary U.S. framing. It is not “pretending”; it is applying the narrow criteria the market itself wrote.
2026-07-31 04:24:42 yes i love to lose money
2026-07-31 04:35:09 Ecuador's armed forces and the U.S. Navy's Special Boat Team 22 conducted combined riverine maneuvers with SOC-R boats in San Lorenzo, Esmeraldas province, in July 2026, described as part of a cooperation program aimed at strengthening northern-border security capabilities and improving interoperability between the two forces. Armed Americans on gunboats in cartel country, inside the window. That part of your premise is solid.
2026-07-31 05:25:21 i'll put my life savings on no, luckily due to polymarket i don't have any life savings anymore
2026-07-31 06:26:52 let's go i have 4k riding on this event
2026-07-31 16:49:50 I'm confused and sold!!
2026-08-01 00:31:09 damn well i will lose 5k tomorrow then
2026-08-01 16:08:09 damn everything is hitting
2026-08-01 16:18:56 owned lmaooo
2026-08-04 19:52:49 this is hitting
2026-08-04 19:53:16 i work at tesla
2026-08-04 19:58:40 i mean spcx
2026-08-04 20:03:11 fuck maybe it's not hitting am i going to lose everythign
2026-08-04 20:03:47 OH FUCK YEAH BABY
2026-08-05 16:38:22 let's go FUCK DOORDASH
2026-08-05 20:32:25 BUY YES
2026-08-05 20:33:02 BUY YES PLEASE
2026-08-05 21:32:04 IMA GOD BABY POLYMARKET GOD
2026-08-05 22:35:12 Narrow miss i predict
2026-08-05 22:39:31 UNDER ARMOR SUCKS
2026-08-07 16:45:56 fuck
2026-08-10 22:06:03 please resolve
2026-08-11 20:30:56 fuck you really ahve to wait 96 hours goddamn
2026-08-11 20:35:03 read the rules bro if non-gaap is not released it goes to gaap. it just takes 96 hrs your fucked bro
2026-08-11 20:38:19 it's ok you lost
2026-08-11 20:39:31 lmao and literally make up a non-gaap yessir
2026-08-14 17:10:38 Time to lose my life savings brothas
2026-08-15 12:12:25 les go bb
2026-08-15 12:12:44 lets go
2026-08-15 12:13:16 I'm a Polymarket investor
2026-08-16 00:39:00 damn bro i getting bullied on polymarket
2026-08-16 00:39:05 i'll make it back
2026-08-16 03:44:48 les go
2026-08-19 15:55:10 As the Leader of MAHA, I am against Big - Ag and I am betting NO
2026-08-19 15:55:17 My name is RFK JR and I am betting NO
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