Account Information
Name:
iutwpfal
Bio:
One eye in da mirror as I watch myself gavotte
Pseudonym:
Impartial-Harmonize
Created:
2026-01-10 14:03:04
Last Activity:
1 week ago
Tier:
Silver
X:
@OxyPredicts
profile-image-5049500-da4fdbbb-d0f2-40f6-890a-1308771300f6.webp
Total Profit
$98,732
Blockchain trace
| Address | Roles | Chains | Currencies | Total | Requests |
|---|
Stats
Portfolio value
$14,570.09
Markets traded
1,092
Trades
1,092
Largest win
$3,536.34
Profile views
2,175
Join date
2026-01-10 14:03:04
All-time rank
1997
All-time PnL
$98,732.28
All-time volume
$4,185,879.59
All-time profit
$98,732.28
Lifetime volume
$4,185,879.59
PnL series latest
$98,669.84
PnL series start
$98,592.22
PnL series points
24
Weighted volume
$27,097.59
Geoblock allow
No
Geoblock block
No
Geoblock close-only
No
Biggest wins & losses
Biggest wins
| Market | Outcome | Size | PnL |
|---|---|---|---|
| Will an Anthropic Claude model score at least 45% on Humanity’s Last Exam? | No | 15763.6147 | $9,198.05 |
| Will claude-opus-4-6-thinking be the best AI model on August 1, 2026? | Yes | 11555.6527 | $7,270.46 |
| Will Google have the best AI model at the end of July 2026? | Yes | 14194.4568 | $5,180.34 |
Biggest losses
| Market | Outcome | Size | PnL |
|---|---|---|---|
| Will Google have the best AI model at the end of June 2026? | Yes | 51261.1866 | $-4,001.14 |
| Gemini 3.5 released by June 30? | No | 8128.86 | $-3,729.64 |
| Will Google have the best AI model at the end of May 2026? | Yes | 17271.2516 | $-2,984.69 |
Open positions (5+)
| Market | Outcome | Size | Avg | Now | Value | PnL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Will the highest score achieved by an Anthropic Claude model on Humanity’s Last Exam in 2026 be 55% or higher? | Yes | 5391.63 | $0.78 | $0.86 | $4,663.76 | $484.80 |
| Will the highest score achieved by an Anthropic Claude model on Humanity’s Last Exam in 2026 be 60% or higher? | Yes | 1661.6393 | $0.53 | $0.67 | $1,104.99 | $230.68 |
| Will another contestant win The Bachelorette Season 22? | Yes | 1220.1879 | $0.48 | $0.74 | $909.04 | $317.57 |
| Will the next Google Gemini Pro model be released by August 31, 2026? | No | 900 | $0.65 | $0.92 | $831.60 | $246.60 |
| Will the highest score achieved by an OpenAI model on Humanity’s Last Exam in 2026 be 50% or higher? | Yes | 844 | $0.77 | $0.80 | $675.20 | $24.73 |
Closed positions (5+)
| Market | Outcome | Size | PnL |
|---|---|---|---|
| Will an Anthropic Claude model score at least 45% on Humanity’s Last Exam? | No | 15763.6147 | $9,198.05 |
| Will claude-opus-4-6-thinking be the best AI model on August 1, 2026? | Yes | 11555.6527 | $7,270.46 |
| Will Google have the best AI model at the end of July 2026? | Yes | 14194.4568 | $5,180.34 |
| Will claude-opus-4-6-thinking be the best AI model on August 10, 2026? | Yes | 6906.4221 | $4,099.80 |
| Will OpenAI have the best AI model at the end of July 2026? | Yes | 20380.4379 | $4,043.40 |
Recent activity (5+)
| When | Type | Side | Market | Outcome | Price | Size | USDC |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 week ago | TRADE | SELL | Will the highest score achieved by a SpaceXAI Grok model on Humanity’s Last Exam in 2026 be 55% or higher? | No | $0.62 | 40 | $24.80 |
| 1 week ago | TRADE | SELL | Will "Babydoll - Dominic Fike" be the song of the summer? | Yes | $0.00 | 114.24 | $0.34 |
| 1 week ago | TRADE | SELL | Will "Babydoll - Dominic Fike" be the song of the summer? | Yes | $0.00 | 73.77 | $0.22 |
| 1 week ago | TRADE | SELL | Will "Babydoll - Dominic Fike" be the song of the summer? | Yes | $0.00 | 298.053333 | $0.89 |
| 1 week ago | TRADE | SELL | Will "Midnight Sun - Zara Larsson" be the song of the summer? | Yes | $0.00 | 642.03 | $0.70 |
Recent trades (1092)
| When | Side | Market | Outcome | Price | Size |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 week ago | SELL | Will "Midnight Sun - Zara Larsson" be the song of the summer? | Yes | $0.00 | 642.03 |
| 1 week ago | SELL | Will "Midnight Sun - Zara Larsson" be the song of the summer? | Yes | $0.01 | 293.38 |
| 1 week ago | SELL | Will "Kingdom of Fear - Cameron Whitcomb" be the song of the summer? | Yes | $0.00 | 6 |
| 1 week ago | BUY | Will the next Grok model (4.6+) debut with a Humanity’s Last Exam score of 40% or higher? | No | $0.53 | 60 |
| 1 week ago | BUY | Will the next Grok model (4.6+) debut with a Humanity’s Last Exam score of 55% or higher? | No | $0.94 | 80.98 |
Comments
2026-01-18 14:55:45
What are you doing brother.
2026-01-18 16:21:04
Yep. If Gemini 3 pro non-preview launches it should be done.
2026-01-18 18:21:32
Sovereigns aka traitors
2026-01-18 21:27:41
lol
2026-01-18 22:16:06
Is it really?
2026-01-19 02:45:10
Yip
2026-01-19 02:57:03
Writing is hard
2026-01-19 03:04:38
Google A/B testing Gemini 3 non-preview in my Gemini app today
2026-01-19 20:54:42
I like to send them a dollar for good luck sometimes. They're usually super thankful.
2026-01-19 20:56:55
Good bot
2026-01-20 18:15:15
Should've stink bid people are idiots
2026-01-21 02:21:16
No. No!!! Noooooo!!!!!!
2026-01-21 11:18:25
Whats the theory for yes here? She gets maduro'd?
2026-01-21 12:31:16
We're so back
2026-01-21 16:29:16
(I meant my turf being celebrity bets, not Zendaya)
2026-01-21 16:30:03
(I thought TomDNC or whatever his name is was betting on this)
2026-01-21 16:30:29
(I do not colonise women)
2026-01-21 16:31:33
(just turf)
2026-01-21 16:33:50
Who are these people
2026-01-21 18:09:06
No! We can't! Buy more!
2026-01-21 18:57:01
My bros in Christ what are we doing
2026-01-21 19:13:02
You can feel empathy for my mistake while at the same time thinking I'm a dumbfuck offering you more free money.
2026-01-21 19:18:56
People generally aren't entirely good or evil. They're like a mixed bag. I'm smart, I'm stupid, I'm arrogant, I'm kind, I'm sweet, I'm an asshole sometimes! I'm a bag of chocolates! As are you! Let's feast!
2026-01-21 19:23:35
I feel cocky when I think about the 150.000 in a year of trading! I feel grief when think about how I lost 93.000 in one minute of being confused. What a life, aye?
2026-01-21 20:50:46
It's fun, you should try it
2026-01-21 21:55:33
You guys really think this is gonna work? My lord.
2026-01-22 02:52:21
Mr should not resolve yes if someone says Mister as it's pronounced mrrrr
2026-01-22 02:57:58
Good point!
2026-01-22 03:44:17
UMA Vots
2026-01-23 04:08:51
just fill the fucking wallgambler already, stop being rude!
2026-01-23 15:08:15
Don't bully him, he just made a reading error
2026-01-23 15:10:09
But you were so greedy you didn't profit!
2026-01-23 19:58:37
I think 40 is probable, 45 is a maybe. What matters more is release timing.
2026-01-24 01:46:08
Sorry brother. I realised what mistake you were making today (betting this 'strike Kyiv on..' market like it was a 'strike Kyiv by...' market. Tiny mistake, happens to us all sometimes. Stay the couse though, other than this your trading has been excellent recently!
2026-01-24 02:41:31
why won't this market die
2026-01-24 03:08:35
I refuse to research this but it just cannot be bad value.
2026-01-24 03:11:34
what is this
2026-01-24 03:12:42
how are you guys single
2026-01-24 03:21:15
I put up 10k shares, feel free
2026-01-24 04:54:22
Yeah maybe
2026-01-24 11:56:11
I just refuse
2026-01-25 01:56:47
Soul-warming
2026-01-25 03:07:28
Please tell me you're not the ICE agent who murdered a guy today.
2026-01-25 03:08:07
This market's wild
2026-01-25 03:08:42
I mean please do tell me if you are but like please don't let this be that timeline
2026-01-25 04:29:26
[link removed]
2026-01-25 04:33:35
I KNOW IT SOUNDS FATAL I KNOW WE MADE FIRES THE END IS REAL CLEAR AND IT WONT TAKE US HIGHER
2026-01-25 04:36:57
I LOVE THE BEGINNING THE MOONLIGHT IS CALLING I KNOW WELL GO UP BUT WELL END UP FREEFALLING
2026-01-25 04:40:27
TONIGHT I MIGHT NEED TO COME KAMIKAZE CRASH INTO YOUR WAYYY
2026-01-25 04:40:44
kamikaze! kamikaze!
2026-01-25 04:43:52
Has someone ever so accurately given words to the life and trials of a polymarket hope buyer?
2026-01-25 04:47:09
Ugh. Song so badly deserved a music video
2026-01-25 04:47:31
kamikaze! kamikaze!
2026-01-25 06:14:21
Bet bet bet
2026-01-25 11:48:29
Lol
2026-01-25 12:18:06
I'll size down I guess
2026-01-25 18:27:23
Not planning on it and hope it never happens to you. Very impressive how you managed to get out of your position though. Congrats on the profit!
2026-01-26 03:03:50
You cannot force someone to leave a bad marriage
2026-01-26 03:08:25
You know what they always say, that final 10% improvement is the easiest.
2026-01-26 03:09:22
(scared but performing confidence)
2026-01-26 21:01:02
I think it was proposed early but it resolved right of course.
2026-01-27 04:07:13
Lesbian mom of three? Median voter don't care. White man with a gun? Now that's just wrong.
2026-01-27 05:02:14
Oh damn! Congrats everyone!
2026-01-27 05:22:10
Think it's more technical problems causing outages at the moment - all phones trying to download OS updates at the same time. Don't think they can get it fixed before Friday? They've tried twice and failed.
2026-01-27 05:25:03
bootlicker by genetics
2026-01-27 05:25:28
or character weakness, your pick
2026-01-27 11:50:27
Don't click the link below unless you feel like getting scammed today
2026-01-28 03:10:52
You can move to Iran if that type of government is attractive to ya
2026-01-28 03:14:15
I should thank the keyboard fascists for funding my luxury socialist lifestyle but I hate them so much.
2026-01-28 03:19:01
Lol
2026-01-28 05:03:12
-69, -nice
2026-01-28 20:28:11
When I was looking into this there was absolutely zero volume. What happened?
2026-01-29 11:04:37
I'm sure there's a lesson in here somewhere
2026-01-29 11:08:30
He means buying more (he won't)
2026-01-29 11:31:28
We've got rewards people! Market make it!
2026-01-29 11:52:57
Retail pushing back
2026-01-29 22:12:53
Because I'm betting more money on it than you are!
2026-01-30 05:42:33
[link removed]
2026-01-30 10:02:29
There Is No Cost Of Living Crisis In Europe - If You Include the Blow Bill!
2026-01-30 10:02:42
(I'm lovely thank you, how are you?)
2026-01-30 10:21:42
Start packing
2026-01-30 10:22:48
Because you're moving UP in the world!!!
2026-01-30 10:23:06
Ugh I desperately want to be right on this
2026-01-30 10:23:55
I mean I am somewhat right. But it probably doesn't matter
2026-01-30 16:12:05
If you're not having fun and you're not making money, this is a bad place to spend your little time on earth!
2026-01-30 16:12:40
congrats brother!
2026-01-30 19:28:28
Be bold, Phil
2026-01-30 19:56:36
I think it's odd that it's so low. When I looked into it last month I thought it was unclear but sub 200 was more likely.
2026-01-30 20:00:34
Maybe my method was wrong, I'm not a stats guy.
2026-01-30 20:00:57
I'm not that numerate.
2026-01-31 01:16:13
boooh, get some new material
2026-01-31 01:17:19
that would be quite funny
2026-01-31 01:41:30
Let's run it back!
2026-01-31 02:23:41
i respect you
2026-01-31 23:32:00
because he's an idiot
2026-01-31 23:32:58
Yeah I don't think you can scam this market by filing a lawsuit against yourself
2026-02-01 01:50:49
You're getting filled alright
2026-02-01 02:02:14
They're definitely trying it, yeah
2026-02-01 02:06:08
From the cover of NYT to trying to resolve a market by insider trading an illegal court scam. What a journey.
2026-02-01 02:18:42
Plaintiff seems human to me.
2026-02-01 02:23:25
It literally has your name as Plaintiff. Not the bot name.
2026-02-01 02:33:53
I'm not a rich man anymore. Can't afford to play the money vs money game. Think you're taking a big risk though - this is not the Kabuto market, you're betting on a rule cuck based on a potentially illegal court filing that's begging to be counter-cuck disputed. Good luck!
2026-02-01 02:46:56
When I saw you actually buying in my only thought was 'huh, he's usually smarter than this'.
2026-02-01 02:55:41
Hope it never happens to you!
2026-02-01 02:55:49
Yeah I'm curious also!
2026-02-01 03:20:11
I'm over it, baby. Your words actually helped a great deal, believe it or not.
2026-02-01 03:28:05
me too
2026-02-01 04:26:08
what are his alts?
2026-02-01 06:40:34
couple of days
2026-02-01 08:21:22
Thing is: I'm pretty sure she's had a boyfriend for like 4 years now.
2026-02-01 08:25:43
For some reason everyone just assumed she's single. But in her sentencing hearing it was mentioned she's been together with a new partner since 2022 or something. So she's probably still in a relationship. I was hoping for soms article/interview that mentioned that. Sad it didn't happen.
2026-02-01 08:32:24
I've been somewhat single most of my life also, I always enjoyed friendships and intense but short love affairs much more than the whole sharing my life thing. But I think I wanna try it again? Maybe I'm getting old.
2026-02-01 08:33:00
meanie
2026-02-01 09:37:58
Every now and then you fall apart
2026-02-01 18:29:54
Is this a sex thing?
2026-02-01 22:38:32
No it can be *filed* by a human. The *plaintiff* still has to be the AI (in my opinion)
2026-02-01 22:41:17
He's vanilla
2026-02-03 05:53:59
Emotional hedge
2026-02-03 06:07:23
Funny market
2026-02-04 05:53:58
You're french?
2026-02-04 05:59:47
Why does that turn me on
2026-02-04 06:35:13
Nutfuck
2026-02-04 08:41:27
You're copytrading randoms with over half your money?
2026-02-04 10:06:41
Quit when ahead
2026-02-04 16:41:20
I would love some good curling markets
2026-02-04 17:46:42
I love schizo theories!
2026-02-04 17:48:34
Are you Zimbovs alt or something?
2026-02-05 12:04:21
No shit
2026-02-05 12:08:24
Ooh daddy daddy if you want it drop the addy
2026-02-06 05:44:27
I'm gravy baby
2026-02-06 08:00:46
Put them up
2026-02-06 08:38:18
Is it?
2026-02-06 09:32:24
Dirty Money
2026-02-06 09:32:29
No
2026-02-07 07:24:00
Where's punter
2026-02-07 10:59:26
Don't click the link shared below unless you feel like losing money
2026-02-07 12:25:48
Dunno, Klshi is going nuts for it. Either insiders or idiocy
2026-02-08 20:53:48
It's wasn't an ad last year
2026-02-09 00:15:14
So far so excellent
2026-02-09 02:53:25
I need to hedge some LARGE Kshi positions, please sell me 20k overtime shares. Willing to overpay
2026-02-09 08:26:53
I did not MURDER him sir there is no MURDER contract
2026-02-09 13:11:11
I unironically think Curling could be one of the best betting sports in existence.
2026-02-09 23:40:49
Idiot
2026-02-09 23:49:58
Put in an order with the wrong end date. What a race!
2026-02-10 10:51:31
MUSTAAAAAAAAAAAARD
2026-02-10 12:25:14
glhf
2026-02-11 18:34:57
Wennemars will get a do-over after the final run
2026-02-11 18:43:57
In 15 minutes Wennemars will get a re-skate as he lost a lot of time when he was being hindered by his opponent. He was on course for a run that was on pace with Stolz's. Exciting! Will happen in 12 minutes
2026-02-11 19:00:55
Sad, he deserved a medal at least
2026-02-12 02:59:37
rip
2026-02-12 10:41:57
I think this was 0.1% likely to happen.
2026-02-12 13:52:18
FV for Stolz is probably more like 45 or so.
2026-02-12 22:31:47
Ain't it?
2026-02-13 07:00:28
You keep disappointing me
2026-02-13 22:41:39
Bookies have it at 50% Stolz, 30% De Boo, 17% Zurek
2026-02-14 15:00:42
What if Jesus was Young Jeezy
2026-02-15 03:20:30
Who will perform in the Peter Magyar sex tape
2026-02-15 03:20:54
Will the sex tape join the America Party
2026-02-15 18:34:36
Technically it is
2026-02-16 14:10:26
Someone knows something
2026-02-17 00:46:54
You are loved
2026-02-17 02:59:11
Somebody hit the lights!
2026-02-17 05:43:30
???
2026-02-17 06:34:42
Over his alive body
2026-02-17 15:46:05
blowback
2026-02-17 16:40:54
Yeah, the thing is 'iPhone 18 pro' isn't 'a new iPhone product released without a number'.
2026-02-17 16:43:32
I don't think iPhone 18 Pro will count.
2026-02-17 16:45:25
Different model: not a successor to iPhone but to iPhone pro.
2026-02-17 17:08:30
I think I'm walking into a trap
2026-02-17 17:35:21
I wanna be trapped more
2026-02-17 21:12:43
Grok 4.20 is going to surprise people.
2026-02-18 02:50:27
Trickle trickle whoosh
2026-02-18 03:43:27
But what does this mean for the Derivative Market?!!
2026-02-18 10:03:47
Report won't come out before the end of the month.
2026-02-18 18:51:01
Relax, relax, it's fine
2026-02-18 18:58:12
I know this one! It's iPhone 18! But not 18 Pro!
2026-02-18 18:59:16
I'm letting you of the hook easy at 60 ct, Klshi is trading below 50 for a similar market.
2026-02-18 19:02:02
What you guys dont realise is that Ali Khamenei is incredibly clutch. People just don't understand how clutch he is. Clutch-gene.
2026-02-18 23:44:16
Clutch-genie
2026-02-18 23:46:19
(From a humane perspective I hope Iranian people will be free to chart their own course through history.)
2026-02-18 23:51:25
I liked it quite a lot
2026-02-19 02:46:33
People don't like you because you're an asshole. People don't respect you because you're an idiot.
2026-02-19 19:17:59
Yup. Same thing as the Gemini market.
2026-02-19 22:10:41
Fuck it buy more then dig your own grave idiot
2026-02-20 12:43:58
You're right, sorry for being mean. It's your own choice and responsibility how to handle your money. Just don't 'put your whole account on it', I'm an empath.
2026-02-20 12:44:51
Whoosh!
2026-02-20 14:12:26
Stop the nonsense, the market is about the iPhone 18 model, not *any* iPhone 18 model.
2026-02-20 14:14:29
The relationship between the original iPhone and the iPhone 18 Pro is not similar to the relationship between iPhone 15 and iPhone 16. Stop the nonsense.
2026-02-20 16:18:01
I like you
2026-02-20 16:19:23
Greed is a sin! A sin!
2026-02-21 02:48:23
I should've taken curling betting more seriously this tournament is fucking great. I first hated Switzerland but now I'm actually in love with Tirinzoni's great squad building and how her tactics set up Paetz perfectly to do what she's just incredibly great at: outperforming skips at making great shots under high pressure.
2026-02-21 02:59:02
It's irrelevant but it's funny yeah
2026-02-21 02:59:49
What's a blood eagle?
2026-02-21 03:01:38
[link removed]
2026-02-21 12:51:58
Prediction markets are the biggest us-eu wealth transfer since Trump nuked the dollar. Prove me wrong
2026-02-21 21:26:57
Why? Because she's Asian?
2026-02-22 12:55:03
Sad ending
2026-02-22 16:25:19
It's a far right thing
2026-02-22 21:45:11
You realise betting doesn't help a team, right?
2026-02-23 01:21:29
That's what the market is about
2026-02-23 11:14:59
It ends now
2026-02-23 14:48:29
EOY would be interesting
2026-02-23 17:06:12
Communism? 🥲
2026-02-23 21:47:43
If you set it up like that you gotta finish with a dog pun I'm holding you to high standards
2026-02-24 16:38:00
One more pump! One more pump!
2026-02-24 16:38:45
It's literally because of the shutdown
2026-02-24 23:07:24
The leak was about the UK physical release. Digital release is set for March 20th on all streaming platforms.
2026-02-25 04:05:01
Congrats on the profits
2026-02-25 20:03:22
Yeah, why did I do that?
2026-02-25 20:04:41
Makes no sense
2026-02-26 03:42:25
Report won't come out in time.
2026-02-26 15:34:09
I like it when things are complex.
2026-02-26 16:12:10
Fuck it, this market is idiotic
2026-02-26 22:50:16
James gonna end up back-clapped so bad
2026-02-26 22:51:56
Don't quote me on that
2026-02-27 11:09:46
There's also a public document that says it will be published March 19th. We should ask Poly for a follow-up market. Should be interesting if it hits 200+ or not
2026-02-27 22:00:14
Lol. No
2026-02-27 22:23:11
Lol
2026-02-27 22:23:54
WE NEED KILLBOTS
2026-02-28 00:53:22
Just a Q. Do you just not understand what Obama said? Like is it an education issue or a thinking issue?
2026-02-28 01:00:59
If anyone wants to do volume, I put up 2k shares for the next 12 hours.
2026-02-28 01:21:06
Tough titties
2026-02-28 03:06:08
Playing the long-cuck I see
2026-02-28 17:10:20
Clutchatollah
2026-02-28 20:23:57
319,980
2026-02-28 20:43:01
Yeah. But not this year
2026-02-28 22:47:07
Correct. Are you on discord? (I'm @Oxymirin)
2026-02-28 22:47:36
Who Shot Ya?
2026-03-01 02:44:58
Khamenei joined the America Party in the sense that they're both dead
2026-03-01 07:18:49
No clue
2026-03-01 08:02:56
All good now though. Congrats! :)
2026-03-02 00:32:50
Fascinating market, this
2026-03-02 03:24:59
I think they need female leadership
2026-03-03 01:36:36
Fuck that's cool
2026-03-03 15:22:41
Pika pika
2026-03-03 15:39:08
Tough titties
2026-03-03 21:50:35
Losing my touch
2026-03-04 02:32:53
Khamenei so clutch his dna just keeps on ruling supremely no matter the vessel
2026-03-04 04:07:14
Read the last line.
2026-03-04 04:41:47
Yup
2026-03-04 04:55:02
You're providing your value to other people's bank accounts on this website and I applaud you for that
2026-03-04 05:00:17
🦃
2026-03-04 05:24:12
[link removed]
2026-03-04 05:24:44
Macron about to open a straight that isn't even closed
2026-03-04 05:43:59
Idiot
2026-03-04 07:59:56
It's utter madness this hasn't resolved yet
2026-03-04 22:21:11
betting is addictive brother, be careful
2026-03-05 01:53:49
I GO HARD IN THE MOTHERFUCKING STRAIT N***A
2026-03-05 01:56:19
I'm the Waka Flocka Flame of trading wat markets, essentially
2026-03-05 01:56:48
I'm so bored
2026-03-05 03:26:44
Oh no, not another idiot.
2026-03-05 04:14:40
Car is cool
2026-03-05 04:17:16
Stop smurfing to smurf your smurfs, smurf!
2026-03-05 04:20:35
Car is cutiepatootie
2026-03-05 04:21:13
I will never apologise for the truth
2026-03-05 04:22:54
It's a trap!
2026-03-05 04:23:00
Maybe idk
2026-03-05 06:05:27
For what? Being hot?
2026-03-05 06:45:47
-2300 lmao
2026-03-05 06:50:03
SHE MY TRAP QUEEN LET HER HIT THE BANDO
2026-03-05 12:23:44
He actually likes her I think
2026-03-05 13:17:29
Do you always quit watching films after the first 30 minutes?
2026-03-05 20:16:30
This market is idiotic
2026-03-05 20:16:46
If you're reading this you're an idiot
2026-03-06 13:19:36
Why?
2026-03-06 13:27:12
Here's his most recent substack article: "Global LNG Crisis: Top Stocks to Watch as Hormuz Remains Blocked & Qatar's LNG Production is Halted." [link removed]
2026-03-06 13:29:09
This market should be taken behind the shed
2026-03-06 13:30:51
It's a brutal game, don't get addicted
2026-03-06 13:50:19
It's below 2% idiot
2026-03-06 23:38:54
Interesting
2026-03-07 00:51:49
Dip it low, pick it up slow, roll it all around, stick it out like your back broke
2026-03-07 00:52:10
Pop pop pop that thang
2026-03-07 03:51:04
Trump will fire him
2026-03-07 22:29:16
Lol
2026-03-07 23:48:31
Good stuff, Finland
2026-03-07 23:48:38
How are they so good at this
2026-03-08 00:29:00
I'm arbing to be safe
2026-03-08 01:28:00
You got me panicked enough to sell, congrats
2026-03-08 10:47:13
Bet bet bet
2026-03-08 10:50:21
I'm currently on vacation!
2026-03-08 17:33:58
Ride or die
2026-03-08 18:11:18
I'm due a good mean reverse anyway, I've been running way too hot
2026-03-08 23:22:45
Funny market
2026-03-09 00:28:29
Thonker! I wasn't done farming!
2026-03-09 01:05:19
Most doctors agree, but do your own reseaech
2026-03-09 01:05:41
Most Doctors Agree, but do your own research
2026-03-09 01:22:56
Those had the same tiebreaker rules. But I agree: this is moronic market design
2026-03-09 01:33:08
Like, all of them? The entire case for no 15th is based on people misreading the admittedly confusing rules
2026-03-09 02:01:21
Google it
2026-03-09 02:01:35
Bing it
2026-03-09 02:01:42
DuckDuckGo it
2026-03-09 02:02:20
AskJeeves
2026-03-09 02:06:54
Nice to see variance in action
2026-03-09 22:58:50
I don't know if the news makes it more or less likely. But there's news
2026-03-09 23:46:40
Congrats, you just made 0 dollars off of your insight.
2026-03-10 02:21:39
4.6
2026-03-10 02:31:08
Guess the klshi insider was right. Sad
2026-03-10 02:49:20
I'm not hitting you! You're hitting yourself!
2026-03-10 02:50:32
Word up
2026-03-10 10:18:41
You know the rules and so do I
2026-03-10 10:22:54
No crazy war
2026-03-10 15:22:26
Incredible stuff boys
2026-03-10 16:59:39
I left my head and my heart on the dancefloor
2026-03-10 17:00:54
People always say that and they never think about why people with a lot of money think that's not true
2026-03-11 00:27:48
Meowzsers
2026-03-11 00:31:50
Grass. Touch it
2026-03-11 10:19:02
There is an argument for everything if you're greedy
2026-03-11 10:25:45
Good content
2026-03-11 11:57:12
Wtf is wrong with you if you're buying openai yes
2026-03-11 12:09:33
Stop making sense
2026-03-11 12:09:48
Start making money
2026-03-11 13:55:46
I wanna cash out this shit should be at 0.1
2026-03-12 12:32:21
Why
2026-03-12 13:24:53
Get better news
2026-03-12 13:25:18
Fuck off man go read
2026-03-12 13:27:30
He just made a 1000 bucks in one click and you're laughing?
2026-03-12 13:30:44
The US isn't officially at war
2026-03-12 17:11:35
You're all insane tbh
2026-03-12 17:13:22
Good god, y'all are going to dispute this, aren't you?
2026-03-12 20:52:32
If there's still water flowing, is it even blocked?
2026-03-12 20:55:07
Revenge is a western concept
2026-03-12 20:55:37
Arabs turn the other cheek
2026-03-13 01:25:28
It's all worth 0 tbh
2026-03-13 01:25:45
Do market efficiency
2026-03-13 01:31:10
Yaaas
2026-03-13 01:31:52
No borders! No nations!
2026-03-13 01:33:08
Bet bet bet
2026-03-13 01:33:39
Don't be ableist
2026-03-13 01:35:04
YOUR ABLEISM 👏 STOP IT 👏 WE SEE YOU
2026-03-13 02:36:33
Money isn't that cheap boy
2026-03-13 02:37:16
Thank god for magic thinking
2026-03-13 02:39:34
You should be fucking ashamed of yourself tbh. You worked for that money. You were entrusted to spend it productively. Instead you've given it to some rich fucks who haven't spent 1 second thinking about the market because it's so obviously 100% certain. Do better
2026-03-13 02:40:32
You could've donated that money to a good charity. Instead you gave it to the wealthy. It's disgusting.
2026-03-13 02:41:20
You should all be fucking ashamed of yourselves. Donating to the rich instead of the poor. Fuck you all.
2026-03-13 02:42:56
It's not just idiotic. It's deeply immoral. St. Peter knows.
2026-03-13 02:44:47
You're not having fun. You're depressed. Get fucking real with yourself.
2026-03-13 02:45:34
Etc etc
2026-03-13 03:39:26
St Oxy the Foxy
2026-03-13 03:40:16
Free speech bro
2026-03-13 03:40:59
He should be tried at the Hague
2026-03-13 03:41:46
I'm quite obviously too smart to be American
2026-03-13 03:43:15
And if you wish suicide onto someone you deserve to have your skin stripped off of you centimetre by fucking centimetre you absolute garbage human
2026-03-13 03:44:30
The world is not about you because you're a bitch
2026-03-13 03:44:48
My father is dead and you're a bitch
2026-03-13 03:46:15
Though I guess he was sick before he died so you got your prediction partially right. Forget about the bitch thing, you might have a future here.
2026-03-13 03:47:08
Yes!
2026-03-15 12:21:38
Use think power
2026-03-16 00:50:54
Stop trying to make Things Happening happening
2026-03-16 17:32:06
Probably
2026-03-16 19:15:13
Good for them
2026-03-16 19:29:45
Oh how the turns table
2026-03-16 22:07:35
Wtf is going on here
2026-03-16 23:25:54
Bet bet bet
2026-03-16 23:26:51
They're part of the let's not do world war 3 coalition, yeah
2026-03-16 23:27:42
Part of the Especially not in our back yard pls thx faction
2026-03-17 10:04:43
0, it's closed
2026-03-17 10:07:17
Kill the rich
2026-03-17 10:08:10
No bread, no Patek! No bread, no Patek!
2026-03-17 10:39:16
Desperately wanna see punter manip this one
2026-03-17 17:49:41
Am I cooked?
2026-03-17 18:34:07
Good grief, grief good
2026-03-17 18:34:57
Why? Cause he's hot?
2026-03-18 00:55:11
Won't you regret only making 26k if you're right? Hypothetically?
2026-03-18 01:17:14
So many good names
2026-03-18 02:01:50
I made it all back
2026-03-18 10:30:42
War is so very sticky
2026-03-18 14:50:51
Lol
2026-03-19 01:37:28
You guys are freaks and I love it
2026-03-19 10:25:05
Guess
2026-03-19 10:31:13
War doesn't really solve things guys
2026-03-19 12:08:23
Get it, baby
2026-03-19 19:05:38
Earn and wave boys, earn and wave
2026-03-19 19:15:33
Great stuff
2026-03-19 19:44:34
Imagine
2026-03-19 20:21:59
That PNL mean reversion tho
2026-03-19 22:00:38
Come on man, delete this and stfu and profit.
2026-03-19 22:03:41
Stop gambling crypto and you'll be rich
2026-03-19 22:08:52
You're name is spelled Tayler
2026-03-20 11:08:44
Killjoyful
2026-03-20 12:22:45
What made you buy yes so high?
2026-03-20 13:24:33
Led pipes, led pipes
2026-03-20 13:26:14
Lol
2026-03-20 14:42:41
Stick to bitcoin
2026-03-20 14:45:05
It's not worse, come on now. But they're also very very bad
2026-03-20 14:47:11
Stop gambling on crypto nonsense and I think you can make a lot of money here
2026-03-20 20:32:43
Hmm okay! I think deal was always quite unlikely.
2026-03-20 20:34:52
Explicit deal, two unilateral movements might happen
2026-03-20 20:40:57
Quasimodo
2026-03-21 02:11:11
Yeah, rules pretty strict really. And a lot of wants, not a lot of likely-to-happens?
2026-03-21 10:42:20
Why do you guys hate him so much? From the outside he seems boring and fine
2026-03-21 10:46:41
Sure, you're poor now. But that's more the fault of your previous electoral clownery rather than him?
2026-03-22 11:46:22
Tick tock tick tock
2026-03-22 21:06:55
You're an idiot
2026-03-22 23:58:25
You haven't lost enough?
2026-03-23 00:12:46
No crazy deal
2026-03-23 00:14:02
He's farming cheap shares in an unethical way
2026-03-23 00:54:05
Stop being right wing and you might be happy
2026-03-23 01:16:36
Idiot
2026-03-23 01:18:32
One more pump! One more pump!
2026-03-23 01:39:32
Nazi memorabilia are having a moment
2026-03-23 02:16:55
The ceasefire is a lie
2026-03-23 08:46:44
Highway robbery by whales
2026-03-23 08:57:13
They're fine
2026-03-23 13:09:25
Pump it
2026-03-23 13:49:56
Stop the steal!
2026-03-23 13:52:32
Because you should stop reading News for Right Wing Idiots
2026-03-23 13:53:22
Good grief man
2026-03-23 13:53:31
Lol
2026-03-23 15:28:57
After that it's time for war crimes
2026-03-23 17:04:48
Okay schizo
2026-03-23 18:14:11
Don't think he's hedging
2026-03-23 18:17:41
Propose it yourself bitch
2026-03-23 18:24:23
It would be quite unwise
2026-03-23 18:24:48
Mark it zero dude
2026-03-23 19:10:32
What does that even mean
2026-03-23 23:21:49
That shit cray
2026-03-24 00:06:08
Why? Because it's fun?
2026-03-24 00:07:31
It's historically good for productivity and happiness
2026-03-24 00:08:10
Nope. This is more likely
2026-03-24 00:16:33
I agree but FV for this market specifically is still just 1ct
2026-03-24 00:17:27
Also good grief man you were up 17k why would you waste it like this
2026-03-24 00:41:15
No crying when making money
2026-03-24 02:36:00
Never give the game away
2026-03-24 02:52:17
Guess
2026-03-24 02:56:05
Anybody who knows Slovenian politics and wants to talk: oxymirin on discord
2026-03-24 14:02:15
They were behind it!!
2026-03-24 14:02:44
24 is propaganda
2026-03-24 14:03:55
It's revenge for the nobel!!
2026-03-24 14:08:57
What a heist
2026-03-24 15:51:25
That's the way you make money from gamblers
2026-03-24 15:57:22
God I'm trading this badly
2026-03-24 19:00:19
No crazy boots
2026-03-24 19:40:52
No crazy peace
2026-03-24 21:58:25
The missiles they fired on Israel?
2026-03-24 22:47:06
Like a moth to the flame.
2026-03-25 02:30:20
Lol they'll rush nuke asap
2026-03-25 02:31:35
As will Saudi Arabia. Trump easily tripled P(doom) within a month here
2026-03-25 02:32:33
Fucking moron
2026-03-25 02:36:41
Good explainer!
2026-03-25 02:38:09
Oh yee of little faith in the EU deep state
2026-03-25 11:15:04
He's grief-struck, we all would be
2026-03-25 11:52:12
Arb it bitch
2026-03-25 14:20:33
No crazy peace ✌️✌️
2026-03-25 15:31:52
Lol
2026-03-25 17:20:48
Hope is expensive
2026-03-25 17:34:12
The key to profitability is fading American 'news' watchers and praying the variance gods don't kill you.
2026-03-25 21:55:40
Market's probably efficient
2026-03-25 22:30:43
thanks ai
2026-03-26 00:31:45
Boom
2026-03-26 00:32:04
Forgot about Ye
2026-03-26 00:59:46
Still mad
2026-03-26 01:00:25
These rules are much better though!
2026-03-26 02:10:14
They'll never see it coming
2026-03-26 21:15:46
Vance bros in tears
2026-03-26 22:59:22
Bend the knee
2026-03-27 06:26:32
Reminder: gambling is a disease.
2026-03-27 06:27:40
You'll all end up at zero if you do this long enough.
2026-03-27 06:31:08
If it were manipulated it would be easier.
2026-03-27 06:47:37
It's okay to be gay
2026-03-27 13:04:13
Blow sum mo
2026-03-28 03:17:14
You have no idea how flattered I am by this question it's honestly embarrassing
2026-03-28 03:24:32
No crazy control
2026-03-28 03:25:08
No crazy out
2026-03-28 03:25:32
No crazy back
2026-03-28 03:25:55
No crazy by
2026-03-28 03:26:14
No crazy change
2026-03-28 03:27:00
#MeToo
2026-03-28 03:38:20
Easy for Nancy
2026-03-28 03:45:05
I miss your old profile pic
2026-03-28 03:49:23
Go get that green baby
2026-03-28 04:29:34
For real though you're all fucking imbeciles
2026-03-28 04:39:13
Good
2026-03-28 06:34:07
None
2026-03-28 06:34:14
Why
2026-03-28 19:22:30
You have any alpha on which marine to bet on?
2026-03-28 20:11:13
Accept defeat (unironically)
2026-03-29 05:08:46
None
2026-03-29 05:09:38
God the 10s were embarassing
2026-03-29 05:13:40
People made love to that song. Sperm was shot to that song.
2026-03-29 05:13:49
Makes ya think.
2026-03-29 05:22:49
I guess it's easier to criticise our past understanding of the future than to predict the future criticisms of our current understanding.
2026-03-30 12:27:01
Everyone wants to be a pirate until they realise most pirates died like 1 year into their career
2026-03-31 00:06:18
funny market
2026-03-31 01:56:36
not sure if this is a scam but it seems like a scam I'd skip it
2026-03-31 01:57:37
Wish nuke market hadn't been nuked
2026-03-31 02:08:57
No crazy whore
2026-03-31 05:56:16
[link removed]
2026-03-31 14:32:23
Yup!
2026-04-01 01:12:41
What about it
2026-04-01 04:07:54
Tough titties
2026-04-01 04:26:27
Yeah but not this year
2026-04-01 18:13:00
BEND THE KNEE
2026-04-01 18:16:58
THERE IS NO PLANET BNISH!
2026-04-02 00:33:53
But the joke is it's a bad joke brother 😭
2026-04-02 00:36:18
Like, wouldn't it be brutally funny if anyone seriously thought 'there is no planet bnish' was a good enough joke to actually type it in and press Post?
2026-04-02 00:37:24
Especially when they're holding Anish shares, otherwise it would be just post-modern nihilist irony. Fuck that shit.
2026-04-02 00:50:36
I always feel like we could've been friends in an alternative universe? Like, I always feel like you have a bit of fun with what you're writing too? These messages seem different though? These seem actually angry? Feel free to message me on discord if you wanna talk things out. I like theatre but I always regret hurting people and I'm sorry if I did.
2026-04-02 15:48:19
I think I hate them?
2026-04-03 06:42:48
AI got unlucky I guess
2026-04-03 06:42:59
Lots of EV though
2026-04-03 06:46:00
Forever war baby
2026-04-03 23:45:49
War is stickyyyy
2026-04-05 19:14:59
You guys gotta stop taking trumps word for it man
2026-04-05 23:51:25
They streaked!
2026-04-06 00:08:59
It's okay. We had a good run
2026-04-06 00:13:24
Good market
2026-04-06 01:30:55
Cute market ♥️
2026-04-06 13:05:06
Good concept
2026-04-06 13:07:25
You were up 34k man :x
2026-04-07 01:17:59
Do translations of Allah count?
2026-04-07 01:20:11
Best dealmaker in the world that guy trump
2026-04-07 14:08:11
LEMONADE, L-L-LEMONADE
2026-04-07 16:06:03
Well I'm having a bad week
2026-04-08 01:42:38
Unbelievaba
2026-04-08 01:49:56
jernej vrtovec
2026-04-08 02:28:53
Enjoy
2026-04-08 02:39:09
EVERYTHING IS KAMALA
2026-04-08 02:49:45
It's a moral market
2026-04-08 17:39:48
Considering there's no credible reporting saying UAE did it, let alone a consensus, well, never probably
2026-04-08 17:41:03
I love OSINT pump and dumps
2026-04-09 00:52:47
Good luck babe
2026-04-09 01:26:30
Don't you know pump it up? You got to pump it up
2026-04-09 01:30:02
Oh that's funny I listened back to it and they're actually singing 'You'VE got to pump it up'. Interesting everybody missed that
2026-04-09 01:30:46
Someone should do a video essay
2026-04-09 11:34:19
There is a murder and you have a picture of a man who can only be one man. Case closed.
2026-04-09 20:38:37
The only Phillips is Lily
2026-04-09 21:10:26
Is this the real world? Is this just fantasy
2026-04-09 23:16:26
That picture of a plane tho
2026-04-09 23:44:58
Better prices here https://polymarket.com/event/will-another-country-conduct-military-action-against-iran-by/will-another-country-conduct-military-action-against-iran-by-april-15-2026
2026-04-09 23:54:28
I love you boys
2026-04-09 23:59:02
You're precious
2026-04-10 00:10:19
Never let anyone take that from you
2026-04-10 04:41:59
Why
2026-04-10 15:07:40
Peace forevarr
2026-04-10 15:25:10
Brutal politics. Congrats!
2026-04-10 16:43:12
Buying at 90ct based on a Pagesix exclusive with 1 anonymous source is wild
2026-04-10 16:44:24
But you know what they say: believe everything that's in the gossip paper
2026-04-11 18:12:23
Lol, idiot
2026-04-12 14:33:30
I trust in pope
2026-04-12 14:33:41
God wants peace
2026-04-12 17:32:11
Dunno but I hope it's not signal
2026-04-12 18:18:41
Sweetest Taboo, you are in rare form
2026-04-12 19:18:47
I have Theories but Who Knows
2026-04-12 23:23:00
Really doe
2026-04-12 23:31:14
This is unironically a fascinating market
2026-04-12 23:31:58
I think it should go no but whenever I try to make an argument for no I feel like it should go yes.
2026-04-12 23:48:12
Likely lol
2026-04-13 07:15:49
It's just the (beautiful) flaw of transcribing speech into text - it's not in any way 1:1
2026-04-13 13:08:27
You guys betting against world peace are being like really unethical I think
2026-04-13 13:08:36
Repent! Repent!
2026-04-13 13:25:13
Everyone knows because of 1 pic showing a Mirage in the air? Google has thousands of those.
2026-04-13 13:33:52
World war 3 quality reefers
2026-04-13 13:34:32
Non-violent actions such as warning shots, lol
2026-04-13 13:36:57
Non-violent ramming sounds fun
2026-04-13 13:37:22
What is a kiss if not a tender headbutt?
2026-04-13 13:50:17
God akhbar
2026-04-13 14:05:17
That market was such a bad resolve I almost quit poly
2026-04-13 14:35:36
Gotta admire cooler- for just holding through it. Really living up to his name
2026-04-13 14:36:25
Though I guess if he lost that would've also been the case
2026-04-13 15:05:13
IS YES SAYING SOMETHING?
2026-04-13 15:46:50
Cool
2026-04-13 21:10:06
How's that working out for him
2026-04-13 23:22:07
Defund the police
2026-04-13 23:31:11
Real
2026-04-14 00:18:10
Love the market but these dont work without rewards :(
2026-04-14 00:25:36
In spirit
2026-04-14 13:49:30
He's just a market buying loon
2026-04-15 02:35:12
In hindsight I feel like an idiot but I just assumed Jansa/Stevanovic would be too toxic and Golob dumping the left would be enough to get a neoliberal coalition going. Might still happen.
2026-04-15 09:37:34
We need another world war
2026-04-15 09:39:04
WHAT
2026-04-15 14:59:05
None
2026-04-15 15:02:08
constitute a prelude *to* the regional manager
2026-04-15 15:03:19
market seems pretty clear on it tbh
2026-04-15 18:12:48
Is it yeah?
2026-04-15 19:49:37
I made 16 bucks on this!!!
2026-04-15 19:52:20
Happy to see you're rebounding by the way! :)
2026-04-16 00:24:14
Wrong market babe
2026-04-16 00:29:30
[link removed]
2026-04-16 00:31:29
Jus sell man
2026-04-16 00:31:48
Life's short
2026-04-16 00:35:16
I know I'm quite loss adverse but how much lead do you need in your pipes to acquire loss thirst?
2026-04-16 00:35:45
Bang bang into the room!
2026-04-16 00:44:26
Enjoy the profit I guess
2026-04-16 00:56:08
Close it then
2026-04-16 01:21:16
Should've trusted in the long duck I guess. Congrats, Domer!
2026-04-16 15:07:46
I'm not racist that's my problem
2026-04-16 15:53:16
None
2026-04-16 23:46:47
Yeah (was also arbing my Golob shares with party market). Seems very obviously Jansa to me now, but there's 5k Jansa no in the books so maybe it's not over?
2026-04-17 03:38:37
You think he won that prize because he's bad at making peace?
2026-04-17 05:00:29
you're the classic example of why making money on your first trip to the casino is one of the worst things that can happen to a person.
2026-04-17 05:26:24
Good bot
2026-04-17 05:27:34
Like a pimple filled with filthy filthy oil and gas
2026-04-17 15:54:19
I've thought about it (why did Vrtovec immediately destroy his leverage by saying he would not talk to Golob) but I just don't think it's necessary for Jansa to give up power here. Also politicians are psychopaths and Jansa just wants to wield power.
2026-04-17 15:58:54
Fascinating to learn more about Slovenian politics though. I really underestimated how gangster it would be. The Stevanovic play was strategically brilliant, though very cynical and terrible for the country.
2026-04-17 21:15:14
I mostly meant the Jansa play to get Stevanovic to align himself in such a way that he makes a right wing coalition possible. Bribing a conspiracy nut huckster with speakership is a brutally gangster way to get yourself into power. Strongarming Logar into a coalition by offering Vrtovec the farm is just proper parliamentary politics - working with the left without NSi would've been suicide for Democrati.
2026-04-17 23:02:14
Somewhere
2026-04-17 23:59:24
good
2026-04-18 00:06:15
WILD, CAT, STRIKE. WILD CAT STRIKE.
2026-04-18 00:43:17
One more pump?
2026-04-18 00:48:07
It's a probably not for me chiefs
2026-04-18 01:07:55
None
2026-04-18 01:15:43
Unpack it baby
2026-04-18 14:21:46
Charge-a-toll-yah
2026-04-18 14:21:54
I'll show myself out
2026-04-18 23:39:27
It's not that far
2026-04-19 01:26:20
test it baby
2026-04-19 01:49:40
Oh the whales we are but pawns in their twisted little games
2026-04-19 01:52:07
None
2026-04-19 02:03:44
Brother focus on college. You will make this money back many times over if you do well there. Take good care of yourself. Be great.
2026-04-19 02:45:34
I don't even speak french
2026-04-19 02:46:25
Isn't that funny?
2026-04-19 10:59:33
Nope! Focus on your actual career! Quit polymarket and use all the time you spend here to enjoy life.
2026-04-19 11:03:45
Date someone you're deeply in love with!
2026-04-19 11:06:07
I think that's that's funny fdp
2026-04-19 11:09:43
I made money but I still feel cheated
2026-04-19 11:29:09
None
2026-04-19 11:31:13
Lol
2026-04-19 11:33:35
Bring back Mosaddegh!
2026-04-19 15:07:24
Most gamblers don't sell before they're about to lose big so congrats!
2026-04-19 15:08:07
Which of those two did you do?
2026-04-19 15:43:26
Delete this message and profit
2026-04-19 15:49:05
Right? So happy to see it
2026-04-19 16:56:27
I'm more worried about Snow-White. He was doing so well.
2026-04-19 16:56:39
Seemed so happy and yappy
2026-04-19 16:58:37
Lemme gamble
2026-04-19 20:26:46
That's what I get for believing in peace
2026-04-19 20:54:03
♥️
2026-04-19 21:45:27
Why did you have to fuck it all up. Why? Why?
2026-04-19 21:46:32
i hate this website
2026-04-19 22:13:24
PEACE IN THE MORNIN'! YOU'RE GETTIN' PEACE IN THE MOOOORNIN'! PEACE IN THE MOOORNIN'
2026-04-20 02:26:57
💯
2026-04-20 02:31:15
How did you make the 300k you brought to poly (just out of casual interest)
2026-04-20 02:55:32
Pretty people
2026-04-20 02:59:02
Anyway, what was that about the Epstein files?
2026-04-20 03:04:05
Interesting! I'm absolutely horrific at trading sports. Poly and Kalsshi has been kind to me though, but I trade it with a smaller account now - big numbers got a bit too stressful)
2026-04-20 12:41:51
I think I'm practically a professional at this point, but in contrast In actually enjoyed my old career (writing) more, so I'm on the fence about how serious I should take this long-term. Tough to stop making 5 times more money a year though.
2026-04-20 13:02:10
Source?
2026-04-20 13:03:01
Loving the username btw
2026-04-20 13:06:35
How far more likely is what the market discussing
2026-04-20 13:24:21
They seem quite happy
2026-04-20 13:41:58
I love the smell of peace in the morning
2026-04-20 14:09:35
Interesting
2026-04-20 15:09:31
Bullish
2026-04-20 20:02:32
None
2026-04-20 22:51:51
Inshallah
2026-04-20 23:13:10
Dangit, I was thinking of cashing out just a couple of days ago. Congrats everyone!
2026-04-20 23:13:46
I thought I had at least a month of theta left :'(((
2026-04-21 00:27:52
I smell inside people
2026-04-21 00:55:45
None
2026-04-21 01:22:59
None
2026-04-21 01:38:11
None
2026-04-21 01:43:09
You're too nice to these people Mr joker man
2026-04-21 02:01:07
Vrtovec is a meme stock prove me wrong
2026-04-21 02:18:59
So we'll piss off the neighbours / In the place that feels the tears / The place you lose your fears / Yeah, reckless behaviour / A place that is so pure, so dirty and raw /Be in the bed all day, bed all day, bed all day / Fucking in, fighting on / It's our paradise and it's our war zone / It's our paradise and it's our war zone / Paradise, paradise, paradise, paradise / War zone, war zone, war zone, war zone / Paradise, paradise, paradise, paradise / War zone, war zone, war zone, war zone
2026-04-21 02:19:52
Just make peace man I'm losing my mind
2026-04-21 02:23:00
No need for the mr
2026-04-21 02:38:20
Great idea
2026-04-21 11:23:23
Romantic
2026-04-21 14:27:52
Writing is just semi-ethical lying
2026-04-21 15:24:09
Just meet each other in the middle
2026-04-21 15:24:16
Average out the differences
2026-04-21 15:24:38
Say sorry
2026-04-22 00:50:58
Is that really your theory?
2026-04-22 02:30:40
Market price is fair
2026-04-22 16:15:30
GPT-5.5 (Spud) tomorrow confirmed by Sam Altman [link removed]
2026-04-22 16:19:48
Well be trading in the 40s in 24 hours, in the 60s in 28
2026-04-22 16:28:43
No shit
2026-04-22 21:31:11
None
2026-04-22 23:07:48
You guys are why I'm rich
2026-04-23 00:15:38
Come on baby cease my fire
2026-04-23 01:28:24
Should've listened
2026-04-23 01:58:45
Did you like The Drama? I wanted to like it but I hated it
2026-04-23 02:00:07
B-but that's socialism!
2026-04-23 02:14:11
I couldn't care
2026-04-23 04:28:52
In their official response to the ceasefire they're saying they are ready to fire in self defense. Ergo: not firing if not fired upon.
2026-04-23 04:32:10
They're enforcing their blockade. And this is about diplomacy.
2026-04-23 04:34:28
They're both agreeing to continue not firing at the other, conditional on the other not firing at them. To continue the ceasing of fire, if you will.
2026-04-23 10:09:39
It'll be added within hours, literally.
2026-04-23 12:46:09
Of course aliens exist
2026-04-23 12:46:45
They do. They don't. They would. It won't
2026-04-23 12:50:58
I am as well. I just really didn't think the film was as good as people say
2026-04-23 15:09:52
The less volume the more accurate, it is known
2026-04-23 17:21:48
I should stop trading geopolitics
2026-04-23 17:21:57
It's too addictive
2026-04-23 21:37:04
[link removed]
2026-04-23 23:11:42
Stop it with the hope stuff
2026-04-23 23:38:11
Don't be dramatic
2026-04-23 23:56:43
If there's no market that resolved yes, is he really in custody?
2026-04-24 00:00:55
He doesn't seem like a good person
2026-04-24 03:16:40
God there's a cuck isn't there?
2026-04-24 04:19:22
None
2026-04-24 04:47:49
it's pretty good actually
2026-04-24 05:21:42
None
2026-04-24 05:22:37
(really)
2026-04-24 05:39:30
proposable
2026-04-24 06:02:19
Hey friends from China! I'm sorry for tricking you a little bit - I can see how the rules are written in a way that's confusing - especially when English isn't your first language and you're new to polymarket rule fights. In all honesty though: a dispute is sadly not going to work here - the model is a flagship model and that makes the preview clause not apply. A lot of new people throw their money away and get disillusioned with polymarket, and that's really sad - especially as it would be very fun to have people from all over the world join this website and have fun and exchange money. So: dispute if you want, but do not buy no shares hoping to get rich - this wil 99.99% certainly resolve yes. Hope to see you all again in another market!
2026-04-24 06:32:52
oh wait! not yet!
2026-04-24 09:55:12
In the end we all gotta make our own peace with the IRGC - that's adulthood.
2026-04-24 16:20:10
Whittakoff
2026-04-24 21:13:21
Yeah just look at the ranking by score. It doesn't say 1/1, it says 1/2.
2026-04-24 22:15:12
well-spotted!
2026-04-24 22:17:04
None
2026-04-25 13:15:03
More interesting bet though.
2026-04-25 15:36:10
What's jestering, my goons.
2026-04-25 19:33:58
Only credible announcements will qualify. Pregnancy announcements that are not credible, for example jokes, will not suffice.
2026-04-25 19:38:13
My personal opinion: it's not credible. He has a history of lying about pregnancies and all this kind of stuff. He's announced it on a podcast, saying she'll be back on the pod with the baby in 6 months. They met 10 days ago. Everyone in the room is laughing their ass off. It's a fake pregnancy joke he will content-mill for a week and then it's onto the next bit of outrage bait lies. I don't think it should qualify for a yes here, as this market is about a *credible announcement*.
2026-04-25 19:43:09
He is, as the kids say, 'jestermaxxing'. If I am to believe the kids, it's 'cringe' to believe someone who's jestermaxxing. Six-seven. Let's not be cringe and wait for him to say she fake-miscarried and it was because his DNA was too good looking to be turned into a child or something
2026-04-25 19:56:24
Let's not resolve on what is obviously a joke announcement for content and/or to troll this market into going yes
2026-04-25 23:21:28
"outlaw dictator" at the Turning Point USA Phoenix Rally 🙃
2026-04-26 01:21:08
Literally everyone here knows what he said is not reflective of reality - nobody thinks his statement is credible. And that's why he said it: it's funny to make obviously absurd claims - like being pregnant with a child with someone you literally met 10 days ago when you've previously said you're infertile after years of testosterone use, and saying the child will come to the podcast studio in 6 months. It's comedy, a joke, jestermaxxing, not a *credible statement*, like the market requires.
2026-04-26 01:26:45
Literally everyone here knows what he said is not reflective of reality. Nobody here would give a cent for it being true - all evidence points to the contrary. It would be 'incredible' if it were. And, of course, that's why he's saying it: it's funny to make obviously absurd claims - like being pregnant with a child with someone you literally met 10 days ago when you've previously said you're infertile after years of testosterone use, and saying the child will come to the podcast studio in 6 months. It's comedy, a joke, jestermaxxing. Not a *credible statement*, like the market requires.
2026-04-26 01:27:47
He's admitted there wasn't even a pregnancy test taken and you guys claim to think you believe in any way thi statement is not a joke. Stop scamming.
2026-04-26 01:44:47
Bad showman
2026-04-26 04:26:17
Yeah. You say he's probably lying. The rules rule out announcements that aren't credible. Do the math.
2026-04-26 08:27:50
I'll give anyone 10:1 odds for a side-bet on this statement's credibility. Your 1k to my 10k. Pays out if she gives birth to his, or anyone's child in the next 9 months. Should be an incredible deal if you think the statement is credible. Oxymirin on discord.
2026-04-26 08:47:00
20:1 to make up for it.
2026-04-26 16:49:53
I like markets that aren't about war
2026-04-26 16:53:45
No? He could still make a credible announcement at a later date.
2026-04-26 16:55:51
God you're all such little pricks trying to resolve a market on what you know is a lie. You all just deserve to lose this one so bad. You all know he's lying but you're choosing to try and scam it. You're the lowest kind of people.
2026-04-26 17:27:31
He didn't do a test. He has no clue if she's pregnant or not and she's very unlikely to be. It's comedy: falsehood told for entertainment. If you can't tell fake from real, there's some exciting money making opportunities in your spam folder.
2026-04-26 18:11:52
Is the statement believable?
2026-04-26 18:26:23
What school system wronged you to be so bad at reading
2026-04-26 18:46:02
There's no slippery slope. Just the need for an announcement that's serious and believable.
2026-04-26 21:03:53
It's not about believing, it's about it being believable: credible.
2026-04-26 21:04:37
The only consolation prize is these yes holders are such morons they'll feed anything they win back to me within a week or two.
2026-04-26 21:05:16
The big prize though is shutting them up here and now.
2026-04-26 22:25:43
People said I was crazy when I said this was a good no buy because the market couldn't have been that dumb but yeah, I guess it was exactly that dumb
2026-04-27 03:24:59
Isr/Hezb Ceasefire market went yes on the Isr/Leb ceasefire. Ceasefire confirmed to be extended. This is the ceasefire extension market. Exciting!
2026-04-27 06:52:50
You're up 10% this month! That's really impressive!
2026-04-27 18:45:31
None
2026-04-27 18:47:56
None
2026-04-27 19:13:23
credible announcements*
2026-04-27 20:57:32
They read the rules
2026-04-27 20:57:59
It's not about him, it's about the *announcement* being credible.
2026-04-28 01:11:19
meanie
2026-04-28 01:22:46
Please seek professional help. It seems like you have a very serious gambling problem. I'm not joking. Your bets seem unhealthy. Please allow uyourself to be helped.
2026-04-28 02:07:22
I've seen a lot of crazy resolves, but if this one goes P2 it's the worst one I've seen. UMA should be shot behind the shed.
2026-04-28 02:44:46
How the fuck did you get postive
2026-04-28 17:04:50
Congrats
2026-04-28 19:41:15
Very funny market actually
2026-04-28 21:31:10
why do these happen so often?
2026-04-28 21:57:41
Fraud watch should've never lost faith in calling a fraud a fraud
2026-04-29 01:00:24
Scammers gonna get some naive bonders wrecked on this market.
2026-04-30 11:54:40
He shouldn't make daddy angry like that
2026-04-30 14:20:09
Correct
2026-04-30 15:03:53
Please don't make me lose on both sides
2026-04-30 15:24:17
Guess I'll throw more money at the 'does an obvious lie count as a credible announcement' problem
2026-04-30 16:09:59
Fdp idiote
2026-04-30 16:14:40
Snow-Pute
2026-04-30 17:29:44
None
2026-04-30 20:10:27
Is this MOASS?
2026-04-30 22:29:05
No insult he's just asking a q
2026-04-30 23:07:55
No wonder your PNL is doing poorly.
2026-04-30 23:09:22
It is. People have gotten so used to outrageous insults they struggle to recognise stuff that would be considered insanely insulting if any other world leader said it
2026-04-30 23:10:24
YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOURE TALKING ABOUT. NO WONDER YOUR COUNTRY IS DOING POORLY
2026-04-30 23:20:07
And saying it to the leader of a G8 nation is even more outrageous and insulting than saying it to a reporter.
2026-05-01 00:30:22
'He isn't smart.' Yes (rules)
'You don't know anything.' Yes (April 11th, precedent)
'He doesn't know what he's talking about. [...] No wonder Germany is doing poorly.' Yes.
2026-05-01 01:14:00
Anoin quite deserves this bag I think
2026-05-01 01:14:30
I'm for real, he's been quite unlucky
2026-05-01 01:29:53
Argue with money not words brother
2026-05-01 01:47:32
Trump scolds Germany’s Merz for criticism of Iran war
2026-05-01 01:47:55
[link removed]
2026-05-01 01:55:18
President Donald Trump **assailed** the leadership of German Chancellor Friedrich Merz on social media Tuesday, as he continues to criticize Europe’s response to the U.S. and Israel’s ongoing war in Iran.
2026-05-01 01:55:25
[link removed]
2026-05-01 01:56:19
You boys are wild. Wild I tells ya.
2026-05-01 01:56:28
Anyway we'll see
2026-05-01 02:02:31
Unbelievable. Congrats everyone!
2026-05-01 02:12:11
It's about his policies I'm sure
2026-05-01 02:13:20
Shouldn't have insulted big dubs big will big conq big the
2026-05-01 02:26:36
Think it was a little soft but yeah
2026-05-01 03:02:01
Everytime I read your words I just smile and think back to how you were dumb enough to fall for it. Nobody was except you. I should target you more.
2026-05-01 10:51:55
I'll gamble, fill me up
2026-05-01 10:52:38
The ghosts aren't.
2026-05-01 11:00:53
Why
2026-05-01 11:27:25
I dont think it should that's why I'm buying but people are deeply irrational on this website so let them make their mistakes and you'll be rich
2026-05-01 11:47:44
Grok 4.3 added to the arena...
2026-05-01 11:49:51
[link removed]
2026-05-01 12:02:56
About to be 6
2026-05-01 12:52:42
He doesn't like power
2026-05-01 20:14:39
I lost only 500 bucks and I'm self-diagnosing PTSD
2026-05-02 00:38:38
♥️
2026-05-02 01:27:51
I think you're overconfident but you'll probably get away with it
2026-05-02 01:28:52
Or maybe you just know a guy in which case congrats on the comeback
2026-05-02 01:57:53
Put it lower. No-idiots will fill you anyway.
2026-05-02 02:02:15
Get the price low, buy it up hard when the vessel enters israeli waters, watch the no-freaks sell because they're wrong and you're right.
2026-05-02 02:02:55
Bing bang boom
2026-05-02 02:05:52
Delete. Let the no-boys make their mistakes.
2026-05-02 09:46:06
Lol
2026-05-02 09:55:47
I used to write poetry for a living
2026-05-03 14:15:56
Short kings don't get decapitated
2026-05-03 14:16:49
Ennui
2026-05-03 15:10:12
Yes but no but irrelevant
2026-05-03 15:11:42
()
2026-05-04 04:12:56
None
2026-05-04 12:52:20
Sad
2026-05-04 21:22:09
60 then down to 45
2026-05-04 22:00:04
Yes
2026-05-04 23:43:32
Stop trying to make home value markets a thing. They're not a thing
2026-05-04 23:56:02
Bend the knee
2026-05-05 00:00:56
Poll: MOASS by ...?
2026-05-05 18:09:45
One good line
2026-05-05 18:56:43
Is this like with the dress
2026-05-05 20:28:09
why did i buy no on this
2026-05-05 23:32:25
Why are you overpaying Mr finance
2026-05-06 06:11:12
Here you come again
2026-05-06 06:11:23
Just when I'd begun to get myself together
2026-05-06 17:42:45
None
2026-05-06 18:33:39
Not a scam, rules were met
2026-05-06 18:35:13
DXM: [link removed]
2026-05-06 18:35:32
(DeXtroMethorphan)
2026-05-06 18:37:07
**For already-marketed drugs seeking new indications: FDA approval of a supplemental NDA (sNDA) or supplemental BLA (sBLA) for the specific indication referenced**
2026-05-06 18:38:45
Got a new indication for Agitation Associated with Dementia. **Rules: For already-marketed drugs seeking new indications: FDA approval of a supplemental NDA (sNDA) or supplemental BLA (sBLA) for the specific indication referenced**. Not really what the market thought they were betting on, but that happens sometimes
2026-05-07 01:15:50
Thanks!
2026-05-07 06:01:27
Gpt-5.5 instant!
2026-05-07 08:42:46
Yeah I'm quite certain it's real.
2026-05-07 08:43:31
I just don't know what button to press because I don't trust the revolutionary people to accept non-pilled reality at some point
2026-05-07 08:43:46
Resolutionary
2026-05-07 09:54:31
On the priv4te market we resolved this yes
2026-05-07 09:55:05
But you're not invited sorry no link
2026-05-07 09:57:59
The priv4te market is is like a garden of eden for traders. Yes always happens there.
2026-05-07 18:20:57
should've bought more
2026-05-07 20:44:34
epstein killed himself, fight me
2026-05-07 21:49:33
You having fun, George?
2026-05-08 01:15:00
That's quite a lot of money
2026-05-08 01:28:58
That's quite a lots of quite a lot of moneys.
2026-05-08 01:34:48
The part of your brain that doesn't want you to get immediately counter-sued for victim intimidation by a sue-happy rich guy's lawyers.
2026-05-08 01:59:28
None
2026-05-08 02:11:45
o is pretty iconic too
2026-05-08 23:25:06
Polymarketeers Against Reality strike again.
2026-05-09 23:16:45
This is one of the worst markets ever created but yeah the-joker is right
2026-05-10 12:54:40
Lmao
2026-05-10 13:05:49
Brother you're trying to get a 6x by arguing a new model isn't a new model, I'm trying to get a 1.2x because it is. Who's trying to scam who here?
2026-05-10 13:20:30
I've argued to death these Arena Debut models should be done in a different way because they're total noob trap dispute baits at the moment. Make your voice heard on discord so we don't keep doing this for every model release!
2026-05-10 13:22:59
I know right I'm terrible at this
2026-05-11 06:59:08
Both tbh
2026-05-11 07:00:06
None
2026-05-11 21:40:50
Seems like the type of guy who will make you spend a pretty penny in lawyer fees for filing a bad lawsuit against him, don't you agree?
2026-05-12 00:37:06
Live it love it
2026-05-12 01:33:51
K
2026-05-12 04:05:39
Lmao
2026-05-12 04:23:11
Stop trying to make median home value markets in Miami a thing. They're not a thing.
2026-05-12 04:26:54
He's a multimillionaire
2026-05-12 04:31:07
Insane tbh
2026-05-12 05:09:49
Should've set my limits higher
2026-05-12 05:45:19
I fucking hope so
2026-05-12 06:01:35
If they mix some into trump's coffee how will this resolve?
2026-05-12 10:15:34
Oh we used to trade the data book market! Look at us now!
2026-05-12 10:51:28
Why the fuck would you post this instead of buying no shares
2026-05-12 10:52:23
None
2026-05-12 12:11:16
Yeah
2026-05-12 12:11:28
He's not
2026-05-12 19:34:45
I think Burnham would love it if Keir stayed on for a couple months. Much easier than to win a leadership challenge against an incumbent Streeting/Rayner/Miliband
2026-05-12 19:35:19
Just buy on the right side 👍
2026-05-13 00:48:02
Polyphrenia is thinking your actions on this website shape reality
2026-05-13 15:29:09
Streeting is a lil bitch
2026-05-13 15:44:22
Yeah it's gone real well so far! including Kshi I'm all the way back :)
2026-05-13 17:37:47
His lawyer usually works on a % basis
2026-05-13 21:25:03
Patriots in control
2026-05-14 01:08:51
Yup
2026-05-14 01:27:43
Why is Wes Streeting is even taken seriously as a prime minister candidate by the news? He's very unpopular with Labour mmbers and the Unions? How does he stand a chance? Rayner/Miliband/Starmer not getting to 81 MP's?
2026-05-14 11:55:28
I am getting rinsed!
2026-05-14 11:58:34
fascinating
2026-05-14 18:22:38
I thought I was your demon think 💔
2026-05-14 19:46:32
Positioning
2026-05-15 02:40:36
Pack it up boys and girls
2026-05-15 02:41:07
Lmao
2026-05-15 09:44:18
Also they do
2026-05-15 10:03:55
Not sure, not sure.
2026-05-15 21:33:43
I like the bit it's a good bit
2026-05-16 00:28:05
Seems pretty bad for his reputation. And there's definitely a good chance Rana countersued/claims (Anti-SLAPP laws probably apply), so anyone suing might be on the hook for quite a bit more than they are able to make on this market
2026-05-17 22:56:20
Its coming lol
2026-05-17 23:27:17
More like aargh island
2026-05-17 23:55:32
Boys, boys
2026-05-18 12:40:39
I am 10k down for believing 🥲
2026-05-18 14:06:18
Fear
2026-05-18 14:33:17
Kind of incredible how this pumped on nothing
2026-05-18 14:43:20
Yup
2026-05-18 14:49:22
I'm really doubtful but I'm scared of looking stupid if I fall for it.
2026-05-18 15:51:15
Just read the good ones
2026-05-19 12:02:06
Right-wing debates are weird
2026-05-19 12:08:20
Seems unlikely
2026-05-19 12:55:42
Did this really pump off of a Daily Mail article? :p
2026-05-19 14:59:44
Lmao
2026-05-19 16:28:34
I wish. It's over
2026-05-19 16:58:57
Jansa has 48 votes. It's over
2026-05-19 17:48:48
I'm praying for y'all! I've only been once but I loved my time there
2026-05-19 19:23:54
Apparently she is not, lol. I was looking at that one for a long time but didn't go for it because of the rumours she was getting a post
2026-05-20 09:12:53
Congrats congrats congrats!
2026-05-20 09:25:37
That's why it's key to always exchange spit
2026-05-20 09:31:58
Apparently she is maybe!
2026-05-21 02:50:02
Dunno how I got filled at 0.3ct but I'll take it
2026-05-21 09:27:54
I should've copytrader you 😭
2026-05-21 10:51:15
[link removed]
2026-05-21 10:52:18
The interests of the 13.750 highest earners will be represented well, apparently.
2026-05-22 13:05:59
None
2026-05-23 00:49:21
Fraud watch on fraud watch
2026-05-23 02:09:03
B-b-but... the fifa prize!
2026-05-24 20:59:52
Fraud watch fraud confirmed
2026-05-24 23:30:23
Cgrats
2026-05-24 23:32:55
They're all villains bro bro
2026-05-25 10:41:01
Scam link below
2026-05-25 20:08:49
Well that escalated
2026-05-25 22:03:29
[link removed]
2026-05-25 22:29:54
Requires Netblocks (activist organisation) to declare the internet restored without mentioning that it's still heavily restricted/filtered/limited (no [link removed] media).
2026-05-26 06:32:30
This Time It's Different
2026-05-26 15:01:18
Fv Pezeshkian resigns this week?
2026-05-27 00:22:55
What happened here?
2026-05-27 00:44:11
This is more extreme filternet than before.
2026-05-27 00:44:44
Don't worry, it'll sort itself out.
2026-05-27 03:06:46
Loving the creativity but let's not be crazy
2026-05-27 03:46:15
Dunno felt right at the time
2026-05-27 15:58:46
Apparently not
2026-05-27 23:19:22
Remind me to always double down instead of selling
2026-05-27 23:52:56
ZORROOOOO - THE FOX SO CUNNING AND FREEEE
2026-05-28 02:05:50
Yeah you're probably right
2026-05-28 02:49:48
Will Chirayu Rana join the America Party though
2026-05-28 03:07:46
I think it's more about this recovery being partial and limited
2026-06-01 16:35:51
You lost the bet at 00:00 brothers, sorry
2026-06-01 17:12:22
Money isn't free
2026-06-01 17:15:00
Legally impossible
2026-06-01 17:17:10
I wanna bet on this but the spreads, the spreads! The spreads!
2026-06-01 20:31:20
Yup
2026-06-02 00:18:48
Got out too early
2026-06-02 00:47:58
Not again!
2026-06-02 01:18:24
Bond me out i wanna bet on other things
2026-06-02 03:51:39
Don't be mean
2026-06-02 12:40:55
It's over
2026-06-02 22:44:04
This way footballers can hedge their own career success
2026-06-02 23:43:46
Yeah it's too bad it's a really interesting release
2026-06-03 03:20:04
Is the pope rapist are the Swiss racist
2026-06-03 23:50:37
Cans Cannes
2026-06-05 05:07:45
Nah they've just been wrong so far
2026-06-05 05:08:48
They're going to invade Europe? :(
2026-06-05 22:51:38
Pump it bitch
2026-06-06 01:49:22
♥️
2026-06-06 01:49:39
Be the love generation
2026-06-06 04:07:02
Peace through hate
2026-06-06 06:59:52
Damn we really don't believe him for even a bit anymore
2026-06-06 07:29:55
Still got it
2026-06-06 07:55:23
Guess it did
2026-06-06 08:22:44
Aaaand the non-thinking models are back folks
2026-06-06 08:25:47
Aaaand the non-thinking models are back folks
2026-06-06 13:55:55
I smell sweat
2026-06-06 14:06:54
You too!
2026-06-08 08:27:18
Yeah, but it's style control off
2026-06-08 08:27:25
Style control off
2026-06-08 08:27:37
Style control off.
2026-06-08 08:28:45
I didn't like it's poetry
2026-06-08 09:37:32
Dunno but they say style control off
2026-06-08 09:38:06
Why did you bet against the answer?
2026-06-09 19:02:56
He said, holding Anthropic shares
2026-06-09 21:48:33
Stop gambling start predicting girl!
2026-06-11 00:14:07
Bazinga!
2026-06-11 00:37:51
Up next: idiot Anthropic bonders slowly realising they might've made a bit of a huge mistake...
2026-06-11 01:07:08
Don't break your pretty head on it babe
2026-06-11 02:31:38
Bebe Rexha x Faithless is a nauseating concept
2026-06-11 02:50:44
Bond it baby
2026-06-11 20:19:54
Why did this resolve already?
2026-06-12 15:21:59
Polypsychosis, they call it
2026-06-12 17:36:07
Magic
2026-06-12 23:08:29
Should just resolve on v1 imo
2026-06-13 10:53:52
Congrats on making 20 bucks off of people who have been trading the market for months, trying to actually predict the scores.
2026-06-14 03:28:05
💟
2026-06-15 05:52:26
Destroyed how
2026-06-15 05:53:14
Controlled demolition?
2026-06-15 05:58:26
Sail away, sail away, sail away
2026-06-16 03:06:10
There's two sets of questions
2026-06-16 10:19:47
Yeah it's like how a tariff is very different from an import tax if you're a dumb idiot.
2026-06-17 16:30:19
What type of bribe do you guys think trump is looking for?
2026-06-17 23:48:13
Weird market
2026-06-21 12:34:57
These dark fleet ships should join the resistance
2026-06-24 01:33:17
All the betting houses make money
2026-06-25 23:15:10
Should've bought more why were there not more shares
2026-06-27 03:43:03
Am I in trouble?
2026-06-27 06:33:50
2 months off
2026-06-27 06:34:17
Valuable skill
2026-06-27 07:28:06
Humanity is a dead benchmark
2026-06-27 13:09:58
This isn't resolving until launch day
2026-06-27 13:27:57
Almost lost faith gotta be real
2026-06-27 14:33:31
Lend me confidence
2026-06-29 00:07:32
It's dumb
2026-06-29 01:46:09
They're fine
2026-06-29 02:13:48
Inflation, platform risk, and a rare of return lower than the stock market expectations. Feel free to hold though, have fun.
2026-06-29 02:17:00
Oxymirin on the discord if you wanna talk.
2026-06-29 02:48:46
This isn't resolving till November.
2026-06-29 02:49:02
(if there's no further delays)
2026-06-29 11:09:17
Lmao
2026-06-30 21:03:14
Thx boys
2026-06-30 21:25:40
Idk man seems like a terrible bet compared to your other bets?
2026-06-30 21:36:03
You make 10% a month. Why would you be happy with 0.2%?
2026-06-30 21:38:42
It's easy: people bought thousands of shares at 99ct because they thought it would be an instant pay out. In a week or two they start realising they locked up all their capital and that's a pretty dumb thing to do and they contact me on discord and we negotiate a fair exit price that makes everyone happy.
2026-07-01 09:13:41
Oh that's sweet, thank you. About 1.5 ct average
2026-07-01 23:24:38
Close the spreads! Close the spreads!
2026-07-02 21:43:23
The Polymarket discord
2026-07-03 21:05:46
Can someone propose Reza?
2026-07-05 02:55:14
5.6 sol
2026-07-05 02:56:43
Idiot anthropic bonders back for another round
2026-07-05 15:27:50
Streeting would be a gangster move by Andy
2026-07-05 15:29:19
Pseudoscience is a weather forecast
2026-07-05 22:47:17
Weird market
2026-07-06 09:25:35
Guess
2026-07-08 09:54:39
It's just a rational decision for him! If you were to ask me if you should sell right now I'd say yes: why hold shares for 5 months for 3.5% profit if there's all kinds of markets you can make 5%+ on *this month*? Anyway, I exited at 2.5x, 450 profit. It's a bit of a gimmick play, punishing a timing mistake, but it was low-risk high-reward.
2026-07-08 09:58:26
Time Value of Money is such an interesting concept to see in practice. I'd never thought about it before this website
2026-07-09 00:45:50
Nothing ever hapbinface
2026-07-10 19:43:16
Bang!
2026-07-19 11:39:14
I mean it's midnight sun but whatever
2026-07-19 15:42:54
Weird market
2026-07-23 11:34:35
Buy buy buy
2026-07-23 14:24:24
Bumaye
2026-07-23 22:22:20
Damn. It's brutal out here
2026-07-25 10:17:57
Correct
2026-07-25 21:39:31
Humanity is a dead benchmark
2026-07-26 03:45:06
I mean it's stateside but y'all not ready for that conversation
2026-07-26 03:52:22
Lmao
2026-07-26 10:48:44
Rage baited
2026-07-27 22:15:23
It's more fun to keep it open. Enjoy the tension
2026-07-30 01:13:27
We smell sweat
2026-07-30 21:26:58
Dear lord
2026-08-01 18:53:38
I like it
2026-08-01 19:06:37
Who are these people
2026-08-01 23:17:56
He's fine
2026-08-01 23:37:41
SHE LEAKIN'
2026-08-02 02:11:51
I think it's more in the 40-50 range
2026-08-02 14:57:37
If the methodology were perfect I'd put it at 20% or so. But yeah, I don't think it is.
2026-08-03 00:51:01
Fascinating
2026-08-07 02:52:54
Congrats!
2026-08-08 02:14:53
It's almost like they're calling it an extended look because it's not a trailer
2026-08-13 18:03:41
How did I miss this market
2026-08-14 04:28:29
12 pm et next day is such a confusing deadline
2026-08-14 10:18:47
Why do you insider brooo
2026-08-14 10:19:07
Not cool bro
2026-08-15 18:27:40
Binface
2026-08-16 20:03:05
Lmao
2026-08-16 22:30:36
Still angry about this bullshit clarification
2026-08-17 23:55:54
Lmao
2026-08-18 07:25:14
Stop trying to make folk music happen