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Name: Glodisdal
Pseudonym: Unlined-Mortal
Created: 2025-06-22 09:56:06
Last Activity: 7 months ago
Tier: Tier 0
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Total Profit $-373

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Portfolio value $0.00
Markets traded 9
Trades 9
Largest win $33.32
Profile views 39
Join date 2025-06-22 09:56:06
All-time rank 2847421
All-time PnL $-373.20
All-time volume $3,254.67
All-time profit $-373.20
Lifetime volume $3,254.67
PnL series latest $-373.20
PnL series start $-373.20
PnL series points 24
Weighted volume $0.00
Geoblock allow No
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Recent activity (5+)

When Type Side Market Outcome Price Size USDC
7 months ago TRADE SELL Will Tim Walz activate the National Guard in MN by March 31? No $0.11 163.23 $17.96
7 months ago REDEEM Will an Erewhon open in NYC in 2025? No $0.00 0 $0.00
7 months ago TRADE BUY Will Tim Walz activate the National Guard in MN by March 31? No $0.10 163.2376 $16.19
8 months ago TRADE SELL Will Apple release AirTag 2 this year? Yes $0.00 97.03 $0.44
8 months ago TRADE SELL Will the Sanctioning Russia Act of 2025 (S.1241) be signed into law by December 31 2025? Yes $0.00 216.82 $0.73

Recent trades (9)

Comments

2025-09-28 10:59:07 BREAKING: Reports say the crew forgot to empty the loose change from their pockets. Classic rookie move. Us Jews can smell money from far far away. If they'd ditched the coins, they might've slipped through undetected. My father, Shlohmo Goldsteinmendel, always said: Never leave a virgin penny untouched, not even on the high seas.
2025-09-30 20:32:28 BREAKING: Reports say the crew forgot to empty the loose change from their pockets. classic rookie move. Us Jews can smell money from far far away. If they'd ditched the coins, they might've slipped through undetected. As my father, Shlohmo Goldsteinmendel, always said: Never leave a virgin penny untouched, not even on the high seas.
2025-10-08 22:39:15 We will come back even stronger! We will raze the last 10% of the houses to the ground! There is still small change in the Hamas tunnels, and we want it. Mark my words, as true as my father's name is Schlohmo Goldsteinmendel.
2025-10-09 10:58:43 The Israeli government clarifies that, despite media reports, the ceasefire will only go into effect when the government signs off on it.
2025-10-09 12:30:59 If the medals are made of real 999 gold, us Jews should get them.
2025-10-09 12:45:24 ASKED IF THE AGREEMENT HAD BEEN SIGNED, ISRAELI GOVERNMENT SPOKESWOMAN: SAYS THE "PLAN" WAS FINALISED IN EGYPT THIS MORNING
2025-10-12 09:56:41 According to the Wall Street Journal, Hamas informed Israel that it holds 20 living hostages and is prepared to start their release today.
2025-10-31 20:25:42 What advantage would Rubio have in denying an impending strike if it then happens anyway? In such a case, he would simply not comment on it at all...
2025-10-31 20:28:15 Why are you selling then?
2025-10-31 20:34:57 Anyone who is familiar with the Iranian market knows that several days ago, major airlines (Qatar, Turkish, etc.) suspended their flights to Iran. Nothing has happened here yet. US allies were informed in advance so that they could issue appropriate travel warnings. That has not happened either.
2025-10-31 20:39:13 Definitely yes. Unlike Iran, Venezuela is a tourist hotspot during the high season.
2025-10-31 20:47:40 Why should he deny it when it actually happened? The comparison with the Iranian market is simply flawed. At that time, at least an effort was made not to "lie" and instead to speak ambiguously and beat around the bush. In contrast, the statements made by Trump and Rubio are unambiguously clear denials.
2025-10-31 21:14:32 Calm down on the drone numbers flying into Russia. Some are claiming over 700, with ~200 in a first wave wave but so far, there’s only one video from an hour ago showing a drone flying in Belgorod region. Take the big numbers with a grain of salt.
2025-10-31 21:48:30 Moscow Oblast ;)
2025-11-02 13:43:38 Louvre heist work of petty criminals, not organised crime, prosecutor says
2025-11-05 21:43:58 Washington (CNN): The Federal Aviation Administration will cut air traffic by 10% at 40 airports across the country starting Friday, if shutdown continues.
2025-11-05 21:44:21 To qualify, the relevant government action must order closure or suspension of civilian airspace or flight operations
2025-11-05 23:01:34 Is there a consensus from MSM that definitively confirms that it was NOT an FPV strike? No.
2025-11-05 23:09:38 Vague statements are not definitive confirmation of non-use ... especially when Israeli troops constantly violate and cross the Blue Line.
2025-11-05 23:52:56 Yes, but nevertheless there is no consensus among the MSM confirming a drone strike.
2025-11-05 23:55:16 Please stop posting irrelevant X posts and YouTube videos unless they come from sources that meet the requirements. Why do we have to go through this crap every time... for God's sake.
2025-11-07 08:52:38 The FAA ordered a complete ground stop at La Guardia Airport yesterday due to a shortage of air traffic controllers caused by the shutdown.
2025-11-07 08:53:34 Definition of a ground stop by the FAA: The GS is a process that requires aircraft that meet specific criteria to remain on the ground. The criteria may be airport specific, airspace specific, or equipment specific; for example, all departures to San Francisco, or all departures entering Yorktown sector, or all Category I and II aircraft going to Charlotte. GSs normally occur with little or no warning. Since GSs are one of the most restrictive methods of traffic management, alternative initiatives must be explored and implemented if appropriate. GSs should be used: d.) In the event a facility is unable or partially unable to perform ATC services due to unforeseen circumstances.
2025-11-07 08:53:48 Rules: To qualify, the relevant government action must order […] suspension of […] flight operations, affect at least one major U.S. airport […] in its entirety, and explicitly reference circumstances clearly caused by the current U.S. government shutdown as the reason for the action.
2025-11-07 08:58:26 Should be yes, as flight operations were suspended.
2025-11-07 08:59:55 CGTN Website: Ground stop issued for LaGuardia Airport in New York until 7:15 pm ET due to staffing issues, FAA says, as government shutdown continues
2025-11-07 13:44:00 Simply incorrect - this ground stop was due to staff shortage from ZNY Controllers
2025-11-07 13:46:24 Simply incorrect. The rules state: To qualify, the relevant government action must order [...] suspension of [...] flight operations, affecting at least one major U.S. airport. Yesterday's ground stop had nothing to do with the 4%. The ground stop was due to staff shortages at the New York Air Traffic Center.
2025-11-07 13:47:34 According to the FAA definition, a ground stop is a suspension of flight operations. The government does not have to order anything here. Read the rules: DOT FAA, or any other federal agenc
2025-11-07 14:23:37 What does the 10% have to do with yesterday's GS? La Guardia GS is a completely different event. The fact is: A ground stop was imposed yesterday for La Guardia due to staff shortages at the New York Air Traffic Center. That is the official statement from the FAA. Just because a market has not been resolved yet does not mean it does not count.
2025-11-07 14:28:40 Because no one has proposed anything yet, you genius... or do you think the markets will magically resolve themselves? Apparently, there are still enough stupid people buying no.
2025-11-07 14:33:22 Okay, what exactly do you think doesn't qualify?
2025-11-07 15:03:20 No one cited CGNC as the source. The official FAA Announcement I am referring
2025-11-07 15:03:28 ATCSCC ADVZY 113 LGA clearly states Staff Shortage
2025-11-07 15:04:21 Unfortunately, I can’t post the link / or image.
2025-11-07 15:42:00 That's right, but considering the situation and the numerous reports (e.g., ABC 80% controller absent or your CGNC report), I think that's sufficient.
2025-11-07 15:47:18 Good luck. All the best.
2025-11-11 15:24:20 Nov 7…Before market creation
2025-11-13 17:49:03 Press conference at 3 p.m. There will certainly be questions about the strike briefing and the recent drug strike...
2025-11-13 19:39:23 Haha… that didn’t aged well dumfuq
2025-11-14 10:00:03 Biden seems unlikely. The funeral is on November 20, which is Biden's birthday, which he will celebrate in Delaware.
2025-11-14 12:12:15 Donald Trump will NOT be in attendance at UFC 322 this Saturday, per @danawhite It’s the first UFC event he has missed in New York since 2022
2025-11-14 19:04:37 Dumfuq… look it up @MMAJOEYC
2025-11-14 20:56:55 In your imagination... son of a bitch.
2025-11-15 16:57:37 U.S. officials privately told a senior European official that the military buildup near Venezuela is meant to ā€œraise the temperatureā€ and see how Maduro reacts, ideally pushing him to flee or creating an opportunity to capture him and bring him to the U.S. for prosecution.
2025-11-15 16:58:00 Sounds like TACO Tuesday
2025-11-15 16:59:45 No easy money for Yestardā€˜s…
2025-11-17 22:05:43 Us Jews cannot allow diaper heads to obtain modern flying steel birds. My father, Shlomo HaMelech, once quoted from Lev 19:15: Give a towel head a bird and you feed him for a day. Teach the unbelieving Chaser emunah to fly a bird, and sooner or later he will bomb a synagogue.
2025-11-18 16:45:02 Too bad, a 5-point jump seems very unlikely when you look at the historical adjustments after Day 1.
2025-11-24 22:19:45 Lmao... look at all these dumb yes-tards who believed Fox News xD
2025-11-27 15:32:18 The top of the Acorn novelty balloon was partially deflated.
2025-11-27 15:36:28 LMAO… 149 Shares xD fuck off
2025-11-27 17:04:16 The top of the Acorn novelty balloon was partially deflated. Pikachu's tail was deflated. Monkey D. Luffy's yellow sash was missing
2025-11-29 19:14:29 Might consider force. TACO as always...
2025-11-29 21:20:52 Cope harder yes-tard…
2025-11-29 21:58:45 U.S. officials told Reuters they were blindsided by Trump’s declaration that Venezuelan airspace is ā€œclosed,ā€ noting they have no knowledge of any military plans or operations to enforce such a move
2025-11-29 21:59:08 Nothing ever happens…
2025-11-30 19:32:12 BREAKING NEWS: A sack of rice has just fallen over in China. President Trump has immediately instructed the military leadership to retaliate against this barbaric act and ordered a preemptive strike with Tomahawks (Sleepy Biden would have only sent Javelins) against Venezuela.
2025-12-01 19:31:23 Ready for a quick buck, huh? Pump and dump incoming?
2025-12-03 21:41:40 And again… nothing has happened … same story since 4 weeks…
2025-12-04 19:34:20 What's stopping Joe from doing the same with the cheap deals to keep the price below 100? Then the EV will quickly reach the five-figure range for the yes side.
2025-12-04 19:52:54 The market price is the average price. Every expensive purchase can be offset by a cheap one.
2025-12-05 00:06:24 Are you stupid and don't know that the market price is the average price? Good luck reaching $100.
2025-12-07 16:09:18 Exit Poll 5PM ET, 400 Person: Baluta 24, Ciucu 27, Drula 21
2025-12-07 19:50:53 Who cares? That's been known for ages...
2025-12-08 13:40:20 Heavy Insider Buying on the Yes side - strikes imminent?
2025-12-10 19:24:10 Looks like you suffered from oxygen deprivation at birth…. Dumfuq
2025-12-11 12:58:26 Yes tards… cope harder
2025-12-19 17:17:49 Breaking News - Tel Aviv: Eyewitnesses heard a single gunshot coming from Alexparker's house this evening. Law enforcement officers called to the scene could only pronounce him dead. Although the investigation has not yet revealed any background information on the incident, an anonymous source within the police has informed us that suicide in connection with high six-figure losses in online gambling is currently being assumed.
2025-12-20 16:24:48 No proof itā€˜s a tanker… only says vessel
2025-12-20 17:54:01 This market will resolve to ā€œYesā€ if U.S. government forces seize another ship that is transporting, or is intended to transport, oil to or from Venezuela by December 31, 2025, 11:59 PM ET. Otherwise, this market will resolve to ā€œNoā€.
2025-12-21 14:24:03 Just stupid people buying Y @ 90 …
2025-12-22 17:44:20 What does an SDF mortar attack have to do with the US?
2025-12-22 18:28:44 Bullsh*t…
2025-12-26 14:18:01 Fcking AI Bullshit… cope harder, signing is tomorrow
2025-12-27 10:39:13 BTC is printing negative… dumfuq.
2025-12-27 17:19:44 Dumfuq son of a bitch lost 5k Epstein Blacklist... What kind of stupid son of a bitch would bet no here? Get back into your crack whore mother's uterus, you stupid piece of shit.
2025-12-28 13:06:29 Why are these corrupt Ukrainian Nazis even allowed on the platform? Polymarket should urgently activate a geoblocker here and exclude the Nazis.
2025-12-28 21:21:58 KIM JONG UN OVERSEES STRATEGIC CRUISE MISSILE LAUNCHING DRILL
2025-12-28 21:22:07 Missile launch drill... No actual launch
2025-12-29 12:54:51 BITCOIN DOWN. STONKS UP. I LOVE TO SEE SHIZO SNOWTARD CRYING
2025-12-30 09:23:23 Btc -2% … Dumfuq Snowtard will lose again hahaha
2025-12-30 09:25:09 Dumfuq SNOWTARD must be so stupid if he thought BTC would win.
2025-12-30 23:50:05 The primary resolution source will be official government/military statements (Ukrainian or Russian), multilateral bodies (UN, etc.), or a consensus of credible reporting from major international media and national broadcasters/newspapers.
2025-12-31 17:36:58 Dumfuq Snowtard will lose again… shizo dicksucker crys all day nā€˜ night. Just look at the orderbook you dumfuq… wintermute is dumping again… same as on Christmas you subhuman peace of garbage
2026-01-04 18:32:24 *add autopen
2026-01-04 19:45:19 Today’s dayli already dropped… better luck next time
2026-01-07 12:38:55 To all the Yes-tards: at least make the effort to research the official reason why the travel advisory was issued... Because of the protests in Iran... The advisory has been in place for quite some time, by the way. Not just since today...
2026-01-08 16:47:26 Why should the ICE officer be charged? He shot a left-wing terrorist who tried to run him over, in accordance with procedure, because he feared for his life. This is precisely what is permitted in the second amendment to our constitution.
2026-01-08 17:17:28 Keep letting the fake media convince you of that, you leftist... The officer prevented a serious tragedy by doing the only right thing: eliminating a domestic terrorist. Sheikh Mohammed, the mastermind behind 9/11, even had eight children and lived a quiet suburban life... yet he is and always has been a terrorist. Think about that, you Dem-tard...
2026-01-08 17:23:50 The latest Atlanta Fed GDPModel forecast for Q4 real GDP growth is 5.4 % , up from the last reading of 2.7 %
2026-01-08 17:26:44 That's why I don't watch CNN leftist fake news...
2026-01-08 21:46:10 Breaking: Gov. Tim Walz authorizes Minnesota National Guard to support local law enforcement as tensions flare in Minneapolis after fatal ICE shooting
2026-01-09 19:42:59 The comment below is complete bullshit. Trump said he would let the treaty expire. Quote: "When it expires, it expires."
2026-01-10 18:39:22 U.S. DISCUSSIONS FALL WITHIN THE FRAMEWORK OF ROUTINE PLANNING, WITH NO INDICATIONS OF AN IMMINENT ATTACK ON IRAN - WSJ ...
2026-01-20 06:32:17 Completely mispriced... should be 90/10. Castillo is being extradited, and he is also already listed as "captured" on the official resolution source.
2026-01-21 20:16:15 Why are people that dumb, selling yes at 68??
2026-01-21 20:16:46 Just chill… extraction will take place. Already confirmed
2026-01-21 20:17:36 Ofc… he will be in us custody if he gets extracted
2026-01-22 17:59:13 UPDATE: I took down this post because while Lemon's name appeared a short time ago in court records as one of eight defendants in the church protest case, but I'm told a magistrate judge rejected the charge against him. The docket entry is now gone.
2026-01-22 17:59:35 Well… nothing happens…
2026-01-23 20:29:18 Kushner and Witkoff in the UAE, Centcom General in Israel tomorrow for Gaza, deportation flights from America to Iran on Sunday... and the yes tards believe in a strike... dumfuqs
2026-01-24 20:33:57 Charged with what? He was merely doing his duty and eliminating a domestic terrorist before something worse could happen. This witch hunt against ICE officials must finally come to an end.
2026-01-24 23:00:17 Extremist Democrat here with a transgender multicultural nonbinary they/them wife who doesn't give a damn about working. Open the borders, I just hate America! I want even more Somalis in Minneapolis! Make Somalia great again!
2026-02-03 20:14:21 And in China a sack of rice fell over
2026-02-04 14:04:04 Indirect won’t count… dumfuq
2026-02-04 20:45:15 Not true… newest information: Bilateral talk … no mediator/ Arab country
2026-02-04 21:05:53 Not true … first round was a bilateral without, second round in Rome was indirect with mediator
2026-02-04 21:10:10 Stop selling no then
2026-02-04 21:43:17 Some people must really suffer from small dick syndrome if they have to show off their PNL to underline their lame arguments...
2026-02-05 13:33:01 Why should the "no" side be "very wrong"? Until a few weeks ago, you claimed that the treaty would be extended, and you were completely wrong. The article even says that no agreement could be reached. Perhaps you should listen again to Trump's past interviews, in which he always said that an extension would only be possible with the inclusion of China.
2026-02-05 13:39:51 Rubio: I don't have any announcement on New START. Obviously, the President's been clear in the past that in order to have true arms control in the 21st century, it's impossible to do something that doesn't include China because of their vast and rapidly growing stockpile. no china = no deal …
2026-02-06 18:27:42 Lmao… dumfuq car was wrong 🤣
2026-02-06 18:30:34 alright i have enough shares now. Heres a fair warning to all Yes holders. Dont blindly buy Yes before reading the rules. This market will resolve to No because the talks will include a mediator relaying messages.
2026-02-06 18:32:02 Dumfuq car… talking shit yesterday
2026-02-06 20:47:50 Next time, you should invest in a decent education instead of betting here... It would save you a lot.
2026-02-09 07:47:05 Special thanks go to our generous donors, premepreme aka a preme and albanianguy aka a Martin Shkreli, who have distributed a total of almost 300k back to the community. Preme is a semi-famous musician who wanted to use his connections to Drake and the music scene to place insider bets. Martin Shkreli is a convicted felon who has been legally convicted of securities fraud and conspiracy, costing investors millions. His profile also shows anomalies in the type and amount of bets placed. What they both have in common is that, despite having insider information, they were too stupid to carefully read the rules and realize that "performance" does not exclusively mean singing. Finally, on behalf of the united community of yes holders, I would like to say "thank you" to both of you for participating in one of the largest redistributions of wealth on PM.
2026-02-09 20:27:24 When will you be posting new insults against gopfan in the "Russia Elections" market? Don't keep your fans waiting.
2026-02-11 12:58:10 Don't forget this "nothing-ever-happens-us-strike-edition" market. Buy "no" there. In March, Iran market no. Get a favorable price for Mexico at the end of the day.
2026-02-13 00:00:28 Buy more worthless nigga shares… dumfuq
2026-02-15 12:24:33 Done, see DeptOfWar Post
2026-02-21 16:15:13 President Trump raises global tariffs from 10% to 15%.
2026-02-21 19:45:45 What are you talking about? The new base rate is already 15%… 5-15 is a dead call
2026-03-02 22:53:32 You're on the same site... awkward dumfuq
2026-03-03 16:15:30 Qatar Foreign Ministry in response: We did not participate in the bombing of Iran
2026-03-03 16:20:19 The State of Qatar did not participate in the war against Iran. We call on the media to rely on credible Qatari sources when publishing news about Qatar.
2026-03-06 15:23:07 He was a Bear? Screw him... Go Packers!
2026-03-06 23:09:57 Why are people buying 6 ? The strike was past midnight Israeli time …
2026-03-08 21:56:22 None of these sources clearly indicate a direct impact; on the contrary, most articles even mention debris. I don't think that's anywhere near enough to justify a "yes" decision.
2026-03-08 22:55:49 None of these sources prove conclusively and beyond any doubt that there was a direct impact. In fact, most of them refer to debris and interception.
2026-03-12 23:43:18 On Tuesday, most of the missiles were intercepted, but one — carrying a large warhead — exploded in an open area outside Beit Shemesh, near Jerusalem, according to footage, first responders, and the IDF… dumfuq no-tards…
2026-03-13 15:56:16 That reminds me of a hitch I did back in the spring of ’03. I was a young Corporal with the 26th MEU when we got the word to head down there. On paper, the brass had us down for 'reconnaissance and survey of coastal maritime infrastructure.' Real cake-walk stuff, right? In reality, three days later I’m outside Shaqlawa, some godforsaken mountain town in the middle of nowhere near Erbil. We hadn’t been on the ground twenty-four hours before we got ambushed three separate times by Saddam’s regulars. That was the day we found out what 'hell on earth' actually looks like. Nobody—and I mean nobody—was mentally squared away for that. We lost too many good, honorable men that day… for nothing. For absolutely damn nothing. Let me tell you something: if the MEU is actually spinning up, they aren’t just going over there to 'observe from a distance.' When the MEU shows up, things are about to get loud
2026-03-13 22:28:36 To all the idiots who can't read: there is absolutely no evidence in the report that Bahrain fired on Iran. It actually says: "The government of Bahrain said in a statement to The Times that its military 'has not participated in any offensive operations.'"
2026-03-19 09:52:19 Which dumfuq proposed Mina xD ?
2026-03-19 21:45:09 What a load of nonsense the yes holders are spouting. It just goes to show how little people understand the geopolitical realities in the Middle East—especially the relationship between Shiite Iran and Sunni Saudi Arabia. The Saudis are worried that if they do join the war, there is a possibility that the U.S. will eventually pull out of the war and leave the Islamic Republic in power due to the high economic cost of the war. Should this happen, it would be a nightmare scenario for the Saudis, as they would be left fighting against an even more hostile and aggressive Iran. There’s also the fact that the Saudis do not want to be seen fighting alongside a coalition that includes Israel. It’s very bad public relations for the Saudi royal family among their population, and their political priority, above all else, is the survival of the monarchy. Even though the Saudis have been critical of Iran for years, one should not be misled by the fact that Israel remains the number one nemesis of a large portion of the population and the royal family.
2026-03-21 18:56:20 Israeli sources tell Kan news that the U.S. and Israel are preparing to escalate operations against Iran, potentially launching a multi-week effort to seize control of the Strait of Hormuz.
2026-03-21 19:18:10 On March 31, you’ll ask yourselves: Why did I really believe that an Arab country would attack Iran? Why did I buy into it? It’s simple: because you’re a low-IQ subhuman being.
2026-03-23 19:14:25 Just imagine buying yes for 7c… what kind of shizo dumfuq do you have to be to fall for every piece of OSINT crap?
2026-03-29 00:35:30 Cope harder… dumfuq
2026-03-29 00:39:48 On March 31, you’ll ask yourselves: Why did I really believe that the USA would start a invasion ? Why did I buy into it? It’s simple: because you’re a low-IQ subhuman being
2026-03-29 19:32:43 Donā€˜t be exit liquidy for dumfuq yes-tards
2026-04-02 17:13:02 BREAKING: Pam Bondi will be transitioning from her role as Attorney General to a new position within the administration.
2026-04-02 17:13:38 Easy No, as she is not leaving the administration
2026-04-03 11:45:05 Pilot got captured xD no boots on the ground for dumfuq yes tards
2026-04-10 17:17:21 No, Lebanon isnā€˜t hezbolah
2026-04-10 21:05:52 šŸšØšŸ‡®šŸ‡±šŸ‡±šŸ‡§ Israeli Ambassador to the U.S., Dr. Jichiel Leiter: At today’s meeting of ambassadors in Washington, Israel agreed to a follow-up session on Tuesday to advance a peace agreement with Lebanon, but did not agree to negotiate a ceasefire with the terrorist organization Hezbollah, which continues to attack Israel and remains the biggest obstacle to peace
2026-04-10 21:06:17 Sound like a No šŸ˜‚
2026-04-12 18:26:59 Slava Ukraini ! Today, Ukraine has gained millions of Hungarian men fit for military service. Thank you, Tisza! Thank you, Magyars! We are bringing the war to you 😈
2026-04-12 19:14:54 BREAKING NEWS: According to initial reports, the Hungarian National Bank has been instructed by TISZA to immediately transfer all cash and gold reserves to Ukraine. The first trucks and trains are expected to cross the border as early as tonight, reportedly as a welcome gift from Magyar to Zelensky.
2026-04-15 15:22:31 mutually agreed halt in direct military engagement, between Israel and Hezbollah… as long as there is no confirmation from hezbollah, this will go no dumfuq yestards
2026-04-17 18:19:54 Read the rules, dumfuq… A confirmation is enough šŸ¤¦šŸ»
2026-04-20 18:24:52 Doesn’t count … same meeting as last pump. Therefore before market creation šŸ˜‚
2026-04-20 18:26:36 Use your brain … would a meeting from 1989 count ?? No…
2026-04-22 15:35:11 Iran State TV: For the time being, we will accept the ceasefire proposed by the Americans
2026-04-23 00:05:58 Explosions everywhere… and these retards claim there’s a ceasefire… bunch of dumfuqs
2026-04-23 17:41:30 Hey there, quick disclaimer: Car is actively buying NO on an alt to cover his YES shares, in case anyone actually thought he had principles.
2026-04-23 17:41:42 Check out @FantomBets
2026-04-24 10:38:56 šŸ”“ BREAKING: Hezbollah lawmaker says ceasefire extension ā€˜meaningless’ in light of Israel’s continued ā€˜hostile acts.’
2026-04-26 13:59:05 Netanyahu is finished; Likud has only 25 seats, while Bennett and Lapid alone have 28; Smotrich and Gvir won't even clear the threshold
2026-04-26 14:00:11 + today's announcement that he won't get a pardon. . . it's over
2026-04-26 18:04:03 If you believe Netanyahu won't be re-elected, here's an cheaper alternative: netanyahu-out-before-2027
2026-04-27 13:14:45 Hezbollah: 'In defense of Lebanon and its people, and in response to the Israeli enemy's violation of the ceasefire and the attacks on villages and the demolition of homes in southern Lebanon, the Mujahideen of the Islamic Resistance targeted a Merkava tank in the town of Qana at 14:00 on Monday 27-04-2026, launching a surprise attack and achieving a confirmed hit.'
2026-04-27 13:15:20 Confirmation of a ceasefire … and no-tards are still trying to scam
2026-05-01 18:35:13 DJT: On April 7, 2026, I ordered a two-week ceasefire. The ceasefire has since been extended. There has been no exchange of fire between United States forces and Iran since April 7, 2026, The hostilities that began on February 28, 2026, have terminated."
2026-05-01 21:47:39 It reminds me a bit of the Korean War. Although hostilities have ceased for over 50 years and a ceasefire has been in place, the war—or rather, the military operation—has never been officially ended under international law. Hostilities and military operations are two completely different things.
2026-05-04 09:59:49 Who cares dumbfuq? The majority of people live in countries where the death penalty is carried out or has not been officially abolished. U.S., India, Russia, China, Japan, Taiwan, Singapore, etc. Stop spouting your anti-Semitic nonsense here. The fact that Israel carries out the death penalty makes it no different whatsoever from other countries.
2026-05-04 13:21:38 Not true … read the fck law before you commenting bullshit :)
2026-05-04 19:58:59 Empty isn’t the same as closed. + No announced closure via Cao / Ais. People forget that the airspace wasn’t even busy before UAE attack. Just check the airports: there are only a handful regular scheduled flights
2026-05-04 20:02:30 + no canceled flights
2026-05-05 18:19:52 The market is completely mispriced. Let’s look at the numbers: Anthropic received a valuation of $380 billion in February 2026. Now, barely three months later, an extremely optimistic scenario suggests a valuation of $900 billion. This implies that Anthropic is expected to become nearly 2.5 times more valuable within just three months. The upcoming Series G is the final round before an IPO.
2026-05-05 18:20:20 Currently, the probability of an Anthropic IPO in 2026 is seen at around 60%. This suggests an even chance that the optimistic $ 900 billion valuation represents the 'ceiling' for this market. In the alternative scenario, where Anthropic goes public later this year, it is unlikely to list before Q4. Analysts assume that even with a $900 billion private funding valuation, Anthropic will likely list at a significantly lower price.
2026-05-05 18:20:56 This trend is clearly reflected in the current Series G: some of Anthropic’s earliest backers are reportedly skipping this round entirely. They are waiting for the IPO. The reasoning is straightforward: bankers expect Anthropic to list at $400 billion to $500 billion when it goes public, possibly as early as October 2026. If your entry price is $900 billion and the IPO comes in below that, you are underwater on a private investment before the lockup period even ends
2026-05-05 18:24:14 Now, let’s take a quick look at BTC. The current market capitalization stands at $1.65 trillion. The 12-month low was at $65k, which corresponds to a market cap of $1.3 trillion. Even if BTC were to drop by nearly 25% again, its market capitalization would still be roughly $400 billion away from the Series G valuation of Anthropic. 50/50 is complete mispriced
2026-05-06 09:16:24 May is out of the question. The MOU will maybe be signed, and only then will a 30-day negotiation period begin to reach a permanent resolution.
2026-05-06 13:59:01 DXM is not a newly approved drug, just an substance that has been approved for a long time. An sNDA refers to a new formulation of a drug, not to the substance itself. Even if Auvelity has received an sNDA, this does not change the status of DXM!! The FDA has not approved any new psychedelic substance…
2026-05-07 19:33:25 Check it out … Civil Aciation Organization confirms full closure !!! www. cao. ir
2026-05-09 22:58:12 There isn't a shred of evidence that the troops crossed the Litani… stop spouting nonsense
2026-05-10 08:28:48 Not a single credible news outlet confirmed litani crossing. So stop posting your useless osint post no one cares about …
2026-05-10 11:38:30 Yestards really need to learn what consensus of credible reporting means…
2026-05-10 12:30:15 Good luck… the last three times, there was no proof that osint was accurate
2026-05-10 16:35:40 Katz to Channel 12: We categorically reject recent reports of operations behind the Yellow Line. In light of the upcoming diplomatic meetings, the IDF is respecting the agreed-upon buffer zone.
2026-05-10 17:45:58 ×Ŗ×©×ž×¢ את ×”×Ø××™×•×Ÿ בעצמך. אז ×Ŗ×‘×™×Ÿ שאף כוח לא חצה את נהר הליטאני!
2026-05-11 11:18:36 Source: Trust me bro…
2026-05-12 06:48:37 Where is the proof that this happened past market creation ?
2026-05-13 13:41:45 There are growing concerns inside the CBF over Neymar’s chances of making Brazil’s World Cup squad. The federation are worried about the attacker’s lack of rhythm after struggling to put together a consistent run of matches, with Neymar not managing 8 consecutive appearances in a long time. His absence against Mirassol also raised eyebrows, especially with Carlo Ancelotti set to attend specifically to watch him after Santos and the player had been informed beforehand
2026-05-13 18:18:44 Big F … Bolsonaro lost the election
2026-05-13 19:38:27 Fervo Energy $10 billion / 275,776,919 outstanding shares = ~$36.25 per share, correct?
2026-05-14 10:21:17 Al-Hadath Channel: Israel will inform the Lebanese delegation that it will not commit to a comprehensive ceasefire in Lebanon, when its strategy is to prevent any threat to its security.
2026-05-14 14:43:26 Is Cerebras calculated based on 218Mio outstanding shares or 307Mio fully diluted shares ?
2026-05-14 16:22:26 Lmao… so he won't have a seat for at least 6–8 weeks xD
2026-05-14 16:25:37 In addition, Reform is up 20% in Makersfield …
2026-05-14 16:45:24 Burnham DOA…
2026-05-15 14:33:10 Just a informal statement , no finalized deal :(
2026-05-15 19:21:50 SpaceX has accelerated its IPO timeline and ⁠is now aiming to flip its prospectus ​public as early as next Wednesday, with a ​roadshow launch targeted for June 4 and a market debut June 12, according to three ​people familiar with the matter.
2026-05-15 22:31:04 If you are ā€žchairman pro Temporeā€œ you cannot be ā€žchairmanā€œ. If you are not chairman, you are out as fed chair…
2026-05-16 13:46:41 I'm not sure if we're reading the same article, but there's no mention of tariffs, only levies. It could just as easily refer to reduced Border Carbon Adjustments (BCA) or any other form of levy reduction.
2026-05-16 20:32:00 Breaking: Keir Starmer has said he will step down as prime minister and has set out an orderly timetable for his departure.
2026-05-16 20:41:38 But one of the Prime Minister’s Cabinet supporters told me: ā€˜He’s not going to take the risk of waiting for the result of the by-election. That would be too much of a personal humiliation. If he waits and then Burnham wins, it looks as if he’s driven him out of office.’
2026-05-17 17:48:33 How can anyone vote for a woman-beater who hates America? This traitor, along with Boebert, Hussein Obama and Greene, supports open borders and wants to build Somali daycare centers in our beautiful congressional district. He even hates veterans! If you love America and support ā€œMake America Great Again,ā€ then vote for Gallrein!
2026-05-18 06:57:52 Keir Starmer will not set out a timetable for his departure, David Lammy says People familiar with the PM’s position confirm that is correct, contrary to some speculation in recent days. @alexwickham
2026-05-18 07:02:25 How could anyone vote for a domestic terrorist and traitor like third rate RINO Massie who did a horrible job? Save America now and vote for the highly respected combat veteran Ed Gallrein. He is a true winner and very very smart ! Save our beautiful congressional district KY-04 and vote for Ed !! Thank you for your attention to this matter !
2026-05-18 13:13:56 Vote for Ed Gallrein, or else you’ll be openly supporting a very disloyal traitor who has publicly defended Iran and advocates for open borders and illegal aliens in our beautiful congressional district. Radical leftists like Third-rate Congressman Massie support transgender mutilation of our children! True patriots vote for Ed! Also, check out the AIPAC ACTION CENTER if you want to learn more about saving our nation.
2026-05-18 13:14:28 R
2026-05-18 15:47:08 No, don’t trust those paid actors
2026-05-18 15:52:31 Fact Check: False, Major Sleazebag Massie is suspected of being a paid actor for Iran. Why else would he be sabotaging our country and our congressional district from the inside, just as the radical left-wing Dumbucrats have always done? He is the most dishonest person in the country. Way more worse than Hussein Obama, Newscum and even hunter biden
2026-05-18 15:53:14 Stfu domestic terrorist
2026-05-18 18:29:37 MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN ! šŸ‡®šŸ‡±šŸ¤šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø
2026-05-18 21:33:40 Vote for highly respected combat veteran Ed Gallrein ! Save America now !
2026-05-19 17:54:12 US officials say Trump never actually decided to strike Iran, despite claiming he was ā€œan hour awayā€ from the order. Sources say he is using the threat to pressure Iran in negotiations - Axios
2026-05-19 21:19:35 Yeah, it means Massie you dumbfuq
2026-05-19 21:20:37 No more transgender for everyone in our beautiful congressional district 04 šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡øšŸ¤šŸ‡®šŸ‡±
2026-05-19 21:21:43 Check out AIPAC Organization if you want to learn more about Israel 😊
2026-05-19 21:22:46 šŸ‡®šŸ‡±šŸ¤šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø No more Illegal Aliens and Sodomie surgery in KY-04
2026-05-19 21:27:18 Illegal Alien detected - Please hold the line, an ICE Officer is on the way to your last known location
2026-05-19 21:28:05 I have a very well paid job… take a guess šŸ˜‰
2026-05-19 22:32:05 AIPAC & Israel congratulate combat veteran Ed Gallrein to his victory šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡øšŸ¤šŸ‡®šŸ‡±
2026-05-19 23:06:47 AIPAC congratulate combat veteran Rep Ed Gallrein to his victory šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡øšŸ¤šŸ‡®šŸ‡± Not even close !
2026-05-19 23:09:18 Stupid Dumbfuq really thought Radical left massie would win xD
2026-05-19 23:09:51 None
2026-05-19 23:25:51 The dumbest comment I've read so far… Green, Spencer, and Kenton are well in the +EV range for Gallrein
2026-05-19 23:28:33 30% are reported… learn to read election results dumbfuq
2026-05-19 23:29:40 33%
2026-05-19 23:30:10 Gallrein + 11%
2026-05-20 22:43:08 ? Online/virtual meeting ?
2026-05-21 15:28:53 Lmao… Reuters = radical left fake news
2026-05-21 15:29:26 BTW… the article was already publish several hours ago xD
2026-05-22 08:00:05 Retarded scam attempt by misquoting Bessent … far from a definitive trade/tariff announcement
2026-05-22 08:15:02 To date, whenever there has been a definitive tariff reduction between China and the U.S., the White House or the USTR has officially announced it within days. Geneva Agreement of May 12, 2025: Published May 13 via USTR + White House announcement Fentanyl tariffs: Xi/Trump phone call on November 3, 2025. Officially implemented bilaterally on November 5 To date, there has been no corresponding statement or directive from any official source. Cheap scam
2026-05-22 08:32:54 It’s fact - I don’t discuss with scamers unless you show me a clear written announcement, Statement or consensus that definitely proofs a reduction
2026-05-22 08:43:33 Please show me official document or statement from CCMinistery - you are only quoting a non reliable osint source
2026-05-22 09:21:08 It sayā€˜s : ā€ž in principleā€œ - that is not a definitiv statement or agreement. Rules are pretty clear about that
2026-05-22 17:14:48 event/major-us-official-out-by-may-31
2026-05-22 21:27:34 GG - Airspace in western Iran has been closed until Monday morning according to a newly issued NOTAM
2026-05-22 23:37:02 No indication that a single American jet is up; only Israeli jets; and people buying this shit up to 50c ? Insane
2026-05-23 10:30:49 The Civil Aviation Organization of Iran reacted to the news of the closure of part of the country's airspace. This morning, Tasnim News Agency published a notice (NOTAM number A1010/26) announcing flight restrictions in the west of the country. According to ISNA, following the publication of news about flight restrictions in part of the country's airspace, a spokesperson for the Civil Aviation Organization denied it and announced: "No new NOTAM has been issued by this organization and the conditions in the country's airspace are as usual and normal.
2026-05-23 10:56:31 To all those dumfuqs who bought no: The Iranian Airspace was never closed , it was fake news. Check out Airspace Market. There will be no strikes šŸ˜‚
2026-05-23 22:18:12 Breaking: 20-30 Shots fired at White House. POTUS seriously injured - NBC
2026-05-25 17:22:38 BREAKING: Iran will reopen the Strait of Hormuz 30 days after signing a US deal to end the war, per Nikkei.
2026-05-25 21:11:45 A qualifying "kinetic military action" is defined as the use of aerial bombs, drones or missiles (including cruise or ballistic missiles) launched by US military forces that impact Iranian GROUND TERRITORY
2026-05-26 15:35:57 US official refutes report that Navy has resumed ā€˜Project Freedom’ shipping escorts in the Strait of Hormuz - i24
2026-05-27 08:37:47 Doesnā€˜t matter. It’s dissolved when new elections are scheduled. Until that point, the Knesset isnā€˜t dissolved
2026-05-27 17:52:37 No, it gets dissolved after election :)
2026-05-27 17:53:04 that’s the reason it says ā€žsittingā€œ
2026-05-28 09:48:32 Latest Poll: No to Switzerland 10 million: Yes 43% (-2%) / No 51% (+5%)
2026-06-01 07:35:18 Yestards - A constitutional amendment has to be signed by Sulyok before it can take effect xD Good luck with that
2026-06-01 07:43:12 He announced three weeks ago that he would veto the amendment and refer it to the Constitutional Court… GL that they review the case in 4 weeks xD Te ostoba
2026-06-03 22:55:34 If a qualifying announcement is officially made before the resolution date, this market will resolve to ā€œYes,ā€ regardless of whether the ceasefire extension ultimately takes effect.
2026-06-03 23:40:04 Semantic hopeium below šŸ‘‡šŸ»
2026-06-05 17:03:06 As simple as it is… smart money keiko, dumb money sanchez
2026-06-12 11:23:59 Reminder to everyone who has lost money: File an official complaint, as insider trading is clearly taking place here. Hopefully, the person responsible will be arrested :)
2026-06-16 17:22:12 Iran's Deputy Speaker of Parliament has dismissed the published excerpts as inaccurate and false - فارس
2026-06-17 09:08:09 The final text of the US Iran memorandum of understanding will not be released publicly under the agreement between the two sides, an Iranian source tells Tasnim, adding that the version published by Bloomberg is inaccurate.
2026-06-17 13:08:41 This isn't a new closure, but simply an extension. As long as the airports weren't officially open and were subsequently closed again, that's a no.
2026-06-17 13:50:34 A regional diplomat with knowledge of the details of the US-Iran agreement says that the text being circulated by CNN and other news outlets is not the text that was signed this past weekend. He tells me that the text being reported is a draft from May
2026-06-17 13:50:52 GG
2026-06-17 14:33:44 LBCI sources report that Lebanese–Israeli 'negotiations' will begin on 23 June instead of 22 June, continuing through the 25th. The postponement is due to US Ambassador to Israel Mike Huckabee's scheduled arrival on the 22nd.
2026-06-18 14:30:45 Pakistan's Prime Minister Shehbaz Sharif has cancelled his trip to Switzerland and will not participate in the signing of the US Iran MoU, Pakistan TV reports. Pakistan's Deputy Foreign Minister will represent Islamabad at the signing ceremony
2026-06-18 14:31:11 Notards had 5min hope šŸ˜‚
2026-06-18 15:35:13 Switzerland says the first talks on implementing the US-Iran Memorandum of Understanding are still scheduled for June 19 at Bürgenstock. Pakistan and Qatar will act as mediators as Washington and Tehran begin discussions on turning the agreement into action.
2026-06-18 20:17:35 The current status quo allows enrichment for civilian purposes. That is a clear "no."
2026-06-19 10:00:35 That was not a victory speech by an MP, it was a rallying speech by a future PM. There is no way he will lose the party vote
2026-06-19 13:14:12 Stupid ? The current status quo is no enrichment. Just bc on person is pump& dump doesnā€˜t make it obsolet
2026-06-19 13:25:22 MP Nabavian: Iran has pledged to maintain the nuclear status quo until a final agreement is reached, which means a complete halt to enrichment and no reconstruction of sites.
2026-06-19 13:25:43 CNN (Brett McGurk): There is an article, Article 9, which says that everything is 'status quo.'... Iran is not enriching uranium, ... this basically freezes that, so Iran can not enrich uranium. That's not insignificant. And that's different from when we were negotiating the JCPOA, when they were enriching
2026-06-20 20:59:17 It's always hilarious to see that those yes tards obviously have absolutely no clue about our political system šŸ˜‚ Keep buying, yes xD
2026-06-26 04:56:59 Source: Trust me
2026-06-26 12:26:45 Good luck proofing - Brief greetings, chance encounters, or talks (…) will not count.
2026-06-26 12:35:04 I see no evidence from Zelensky that a meeting took place here. It was merely a POW swap, which could have taken place even without an indirect meeting
2026-06-30 16:02:45 It's funny that the original Alito NRP article is identical to the one over Breyer from 2022. It really looks more like a precautionary journalistic placeholder than actual information. After all, rumors about Alito have been circulating for at least two years, most recently this past spring.
2026-06-30 22:53:30 Good luck, It will certainly take a few more days before the general public gains access.
2026-06-30 23:05:49 + Sonnet release today. Fable rerelease would make little sense
2026-07-01 18:08:15 Tik tok dumbfuq yestards… time to sell
2026-07-03 17:48:33 Proposed xD Sell now no tards
2026-07-07 21:38:35 Does this count ? It only says Theran, not says full airspace ? A1151/26 NOTAMR A1132/26 Q)OIIX/QAFXX//E//000/999/ AJOIIX B)2607070100 C)2607082000EST E) THE WEST PART OF TEHRAN FIR FM IVIVA-PURBO-GIBAB-SOMAD THENCE ALONG FIR BOUNDARY TO THE POINT OF ORIGIN CLSD, OPERATION OF ALL FLIGHT IN CLSD AIRSPACE SUSPENDED EXCEPT THOSE FLT ENGAGED IN HOSP. SAR,STATE, MILITARY AND FLT WITH PRIOR PERMISSION FROM CIVIL AVIATION AUTHORITY THE EAST PART OF TEHRAN FIR IS SUSPENDED FOR FLIGHTS ARRIVING TO OR DEPARTING FM AIRPORTS IN TEHRAN FIR.
2026-07-07 21:39:27 Does this count ? It only say theran , it not says any about full close ?
2026-07-07 21:44:16 Oh ok :(
2026-07-08 22:14:02 Won’t happen today … his campaign says he wants first hear from his voters / 48h survey results
2026-07-09 14:09:28 Imagine being so stupid that you still believe every word Trump says
2026-07-12 11:52:42 Now it’s a guaranteed seat for the Republicans. According to polls, Graham consistently ranks among the top five least popular senators and has underperformed compared to the national average. Graham averages R+7, while Trump won the state by R+18. Graham was the only reason South Carolina wasn't solid red
2026-07-15 18:19:42 Stupid dumfuq… this show that you understand absolutely nothing about this war. Same as those other yestards…
2026-07-18 02:20:12 Dumbfuq… you do realize that there is a verified picture of him ?šŸ¤¦šŸ»
2026-07-18 02:24:21 Don’t forget to file a legal complaint with CTFC… heavy insider activity :)
2026-07-18 17:54:26 Even if there’s are POW Swap… there is no guarantee that they will meet in a qualifying manner.
2026-07-19 22:06:01 Lamine doesn't stand a chance … Gianni will make sure that someone who supports a terrorist state definitely doesn't win the Ballon d'Or.
2026-07-19 22:16:56 He isn’t even MOTM… wake up dumbfuq
2026-07-19 22:57:41 fifacom Post says no
2026-07-20 12:49:29 Very very low threshold: Hand-to-hand combat with the use of melee weapons between military personnel, will qualify. For example the 2020 Galwan Valley clash and the 2022 Yangtse clash would both count.
2026-07-20 12:49:44 Very very low threshold: Hand-to-hand combat with the use of melee weapons between military personnel, will qualify. For example the 2020 Galwan Valley clash and the 2022 Yangtse clash would both count.
2026-07-27 22:02:24 .
2026-07-30 23:20:22 U.S. Official States Hamas Agreement Depends on Specific Conditions … not a done deal
2026-07-30 23:37:01 Okay, then please tell me or show me the specific points of the agreement—you haven't even seen the actual agreement and are just making stuff up at this point.
2026-07-30 23:40:07 I'm curious to see the alleged consensus that Hamas has agreed to. Right now, the only group being mentioned is the BoP, of which Hamas is not a member.
2026-07-30 23:45:36 Participating in an disarming process is not the same as announcing a disarmament…
2026-07-31 22:25:07 CNN ON U.S. OFFICIALS: THE SCOPE OF THE ATTACKS AND TARGETS IN IRAN HAS NOT YET BEEN CLARIFIED AND THERE IS A POSSIBILITY OF CANCELING THE STRIKES
2026-08-02 11:46:15 Iranian Foreign Minister Hossein Amir-Abdollahian reportedly agreed overnight to a compromise proposal drafted by Qatari mediators and the United States regarding a deal to reopen the Strait of Hormuz, according to two diplomats familiar with the negotiations. Abdollahian's positive response was one of the reasons why President Trump agreed to call off the attack on Iran šŸ•ŠļøšŸ•ŠļøšŸ•Šļø
2026-08-02 12:05:31 N12 confirmed it
2026-08-25 05:05:17 Final trafalgar_group SC GOP 2026 Special Election Runoff for US Senate Tracking Poll (8/22-24) 1031 Respondents 2.9 MOE 47.9% DarlineGrahamSC 47.8% RalphNorman 4.4% Und
2026-08-29 16:09:37 Any new information or statements made after August 31 will have no effect on this market, even if the market remains open until then.
2026-08-30 06:54:04 A statement from a lawmaker speaking in their own capacity or on behalf of a party not in government will not alone qualify.
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